FAIL FRIDAY: Playing It Off

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, fifteen photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I like doing grammar homework because I get to abbreviate “preposition” with “prep” and I’m a prep. TFM.
-North Carolina

Grammar homework is my idea of a good time, too.

Masturbating to gossip girl. TFM.
-Arizona

Gossip Girl: when double-penetration porn just doesn’t cut it anymore.

Supporting Mitt & rubbing clit. TFM.
-Iowa

Just because two things rhyme doesn’t mean they should be associated.

It’s that time of year again. Dick swangin at the Grove wit da blunt in my mouth. Always gots da Costas on to protect my red eyes from SWAGRAYS. TStonerMove.
–Mississippi

It amazes me how often the word “swag” finds its way into this column.

This freshman I was about to pork asked, “What are you about to do with that pickle?” Clearly she doesn’t know me. Fuckin’ freshman. TSlambangerMcPickleInsertionM. It’s a TFM. #KONY2012
–DeVry University

This is my new favorite TFM submission of all time. I should’ve gone to DeVry.

Going to college in Canada not as a student, but as an ambassador from the United States of Fratmerica. TFM.
–Canada

I bet they fucking love your jokes up there.

From the toilet: “Pledge, I’m out of toilet paper, give me your shirt.” After leaving the toilet: “Pledge, put your shirt back on.” TFM.
-Missouri

You got your pledge to wear a shit shirt. Clever twist on the end there.

Phone in my frocket, Rolex on my wrist, coastas on my eyes, and my hands on her tits. TFM.
-Texas

Are “coastas” like Foakleys?

Making the bitch make me pan cakes in the morning and then tell her to go home without her having any. TFM.
–Missouri

pancakes*

I’ve got one thing to say to you boys: two in the pink one in the stink total fucking frat move.
–Massachusetts

Thank you for that.

This is what it looks like when you fall face-first into a urinal and then attempt to play it off.

The embodiment of Houston Cougar pride.

Beaver face is the new planking.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Totally normal bro shower.

Sometimes human sacrifice is necessary to appease the frat gods.

Traditionally it’s been the girl that drops it low, but when a party is raging this hard exceptions can be made.

“Fake wiener” is one of the approved memes.

With Santa nbd. TFM.

Is that fucking Party Pat Callahan, or just another chubby alcoholic?

Even if it’s not Party Pat, this guy has consistently monumental drunk face.

“Derrrrr.”

I’ve been saying it for weeks…black tanks are coming back in style, hard.

Cooler than cool.

Everyone needs a good mani now and then.

Cincinnati trumpeter wipes out, breaks trumpet, fakes performance, makes my day:

Chaser to wash down the bad:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE, and be sure to check out this week’s TFM Sweetheart, Alyssa Gatto.