FAIL FRIDAY: Please No More

Below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and two videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Being totally fine with admitting that you have thrice masturbated to Tom Brady highlight reels because Tom can’t be classified as male or female. TFM.

Pats fans are a bunch of weirdos.

Since I was a small boy I’ve wanted to be a magician and nothing will keep me from accomplishing my goal. TFM.

You’ll be turning tricks on the corner in no time.

Bad girls like bad boys so I stay steady fucked up and getting sucked up. TFM.

You’re a good rapper. You could get signed.

This little pledge went to market, this little pledge went to class, this little pledge refused to kiss his pledge brother so we made that little pledge go home. TFM.

If you won’t kiss your pledge brother, you obviously don’t understand brothership.

Are there any chicks out there with a bald fetish? I’m losing my hair but have a decent penis. TFM.

I no longer understand, at all, what motivates people to send this stuff in.

Flicking yourself in the testicles repeatedly as punishment for getting an 86 on your psych test. TFM.

That’s a B+ son. You should be fine with that, if not proud.

Cash me outside how bow dah. TFM.

Do not bring that shit into my house bitch.

I’ll be on the dance floor putting the vibe out getting all the ladies soaked this weekend. TFM.

Unless you’re actually bringing a water gun to the party, I seriously doubt that.

After six or seven beers I start to get secret gay thoughts. TFM.

Happens to the best of us. Suppress and press on.

I will spend the rest of my life trying to get Johnny Manziel to do cocaine with me. TFM.

A fulfilling life that will be, indeed.

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Besties for the resties.
Besties for the resties.
Opisbo? Spell much?
Opisbo? Spell much?
Just crossed some names off his hit list like in Billy Madison.
Just crossed some names off his hit list like in Billy Madison.
Waking up will be the hardest part of his day.
Waking up will be the hardest part of his day.
Sacrilegious!
Sacrilegious!
I bet their dentist is proud.
I bet their dentist is proud, unlike their fathers.
What a pussy.
What a pussy.
Most terrifying composite photo ever.
Most terrifying composite photo ever.
"You kids like candy?" -This Guy
“You kids like candy?” -This Guy
Social media dominance.
Social media dominance.
You alright there, fella?
You alright there, fella?
She appears to be pregnant. Nothing about this scene is right.
She appears to be pregnant. Nothing about this scene is right.
Man down.
Man down.
Sometimes you just gotta crash by the toilet.
Sometimes you just gotta crash by the porcelain.
Or lack thereof.
Or lack thereof.
Ah the shame of naked barfing. Truly beautiful.
Ah, the shame of naked barfing. Truly beautiful.
I dont know what "spoon assassin" is, but it cant be good.
I don’t know what “spoon assassin” is, but it can’t be good.
Thunder buddies gotta cuddle.
Thunder buddies gotta cuddle.
WHYYYYYYY?
WHYYYYYYY?
This is what love looks like.
This is what love looks like.

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  1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    The couple in love are in for a bad breakup when he discovers there’s no toilet paper.

    8 years ago at 6:22 am
      1. TheeRockySulli

        Pretty sure that gentleman is a homosexual. But yes she will stay friends with him because it helps her forget how alone in life she is and how she frequently blacks on the floor of of Pike’s bathroom. That in itself tells you something.

        8 years ago at 12:29 pm
      1. SingleT

        I’ll take the L on that one. I just wanted to give Wally another reason to hate himself

        8 years ago at 9:45 am
  2. State Street Steve

    The girl walking through the house naked gives zero fucks and I respect that. Well that night she gave at least 1 fuck.

    8 years ago at 6:57 am
    1. ImHereForTheGangbang

      I like that she took the time to put socks on before venturing into the hallway. Zero fucks given about being seen/photographed naked by random people after banging, but still refuses to let her bare feet touch a frathouse floor.

      8 years ago at 12:35 pm
      1. State Street Steve

        Imhereforthegangbang, something tells me she’s been involved in a gang bang or 2 in her days.

        8 years ago at 1:33 pm
    2. dingos_lil_5

      Baby daddy in the grey. Caught the pregnant chick cheating on him with his pledge brother. Apparently this actually happened at Alabama.

      8 years ago at 9:16 am
    1. Deadlift27

      The only thing cats that small are good for is watching them fail trying to walk across hardwoods. After the first week they are useless

      8 years ago at 7:16 am
      1. thevaginator

        You talk a lot of shit for not being such a pussy. One day you’re gonna mouth off to the wrong guy and get your ass beat. Hopefully that guy is me

        8 years ago at 5:17 pm
      2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Hey, dumbass, you just said that he’s NOT a pussy. Jesus you’re a moron.

        8 years ago at 5:34 pm
      3. thevaginator

        Maybe if tfm gave us a fucking edit button this wouldn’t have happened. But if you got something to say I’ll happily beat your sorry ass too chief

        8 years ago at 6:20 pm
      4. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Maybe if you weren’t a moron this wouldn’t have happened. And if you’re looking to get your ass beat, name the time and place, CHIEF.

        8 years ago at 7:52 pm
      5. MichaelBurry

        You understand that there aren’t sheep in the wild where lions live. There are some domesticated ones that lions attack on occasion but that’s a very rare target. It’s ok though. We don’t expect the sheep to see the big picture.

        8 years ago at 6:35 am
      6. MichaelBurry

        Ok cya there champ, do you want me to pick you up or are you taking your big wheel?

        8 years ago at 8:24 am
      7. RisingFratstarOfTX

        He’s probably going to make up some excuse like the Chuck E. Cheese manager told him he has to pull a double.

        8 years ago at 9:18 am
      8. thevaginator

        You gonna have the balls to show your face champ? If not then I’d shut the fuck up right now

        8 years ago at 5:03 pm
      9. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Well the way I see it. I’m going to keep on talking because you’re not doing anything.

        8 years ago at 12:11 am
      10. thevaginator

        I gave you a time and place and you still pussed out. Grow some balls and back your shit up

        8 years ago at 4:36 pm
      11. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Says the guy who never posted where he lives, despite my multiple challenges. Still waiting, by the way.

        8 years ago at 6:08 pm
      12. thevaginator

        I’m not going to post my home address on the fucking internet because I have an IQ above 5. I’ve told you where you can find me, you’re just too much of a pussy to do anything. Or if you wanna post your home address I’ll happily deliver your ass beating? Yeah, didn’t think so.

        8 years ago at 10:27 pm
      13. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Sooo, you’re “badass” enough to talk shit over the internet, but not enough to welcome these challenges and own up to your words? Or do you just not want your mom to know how bad her little 14 year old is misbehaving?

        8 years ago at 6:43 am
      14. thevaginator

        I’ve given you plenty of chances you little bitch, but it’s become abundantly clear you are way too much of a pussy to do anything. I’m done with your sorry ass unless you are going to man the fuck up and do something

        8 years ago at 12:01 pm
      15. RisingFratstarOfTX

        You’re delusional to a point I didn’t even know was humanly possible. Congratulations on reaching a new level of stupid.

        8 years ago at 12:41 pm
      16. thevaginator

        Knew you’d puss out. Have fun working for me when you’re older you broke bitch

        8 years ago at 3:31 pm
      17. RisingFratstarOfTX

        My career path doesn’t take me to Chuck E. Cheese, unfortunately. Tough luck, bud.

        8 years ago at 5:30 pm
      18. thevaginator

        If by big wheel you mean my Mercedes that you could never afford then yes

        8 years ago at 5:02 pm
      19. thevaginator

        I make more money than you. I pull hotter girls than you. Finally, I’d beat your sorry ass. Really not sure why you’re still talking squirt

        8 years ago at 10:16 pm
      20. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Who’s this “us”. Don’t consider yourself among us, you’re not that lucky.

        8 years ago at 11:06 am
      21. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Don’t engage with him, RisingFratStar. If people stop replying to him, he’ll eventually lose interest in talking to himself.

        8 years ago at 3:51 pm
      22. RisingFratstarOfTX

        True. Knowing his retarded ass, it’d take him about an hour of talking to himself before he starts trying to fight himself.

        8 years ago at 9:50 pm
    1. CrookedHalo

      The guy she is trying to console is her boyfriend, or brother – or worse, both

      8 years ago at 11:04 am
  3. smithpm

    There is a certain beauty to pregnant girls, mainly because you don’t have to worry about getting them pregnant.

    8 years ago at 8:54 am
    1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      You just have to worry about putting a hole in the kid’s head. Well, I have to worry about that anyway. Because I have a big frock.

      8 years ago at 10:10 am
      1. SP1897

        Tough crowd. I thought having an average schlong was like Rule 2 behind repeatedly shitting on Dorn, thevaginator, and Prex.

        8 years ago at 2:25 pm
  4. smithpm

    Most disappointing chaser I’ve watched. If I wanted to see a fat ass and saggy tits, I’d go seek out my GF.

    8 years ago at 9:06 am
    1. ImHereForTheGangbang

      How else are his brothers supposed to watch their vintage 80s snuff films? Can’t digitize that shit; too risky.

      8 years ago at 12:37 pm