FAIL FRIDAY: Please Stop Icing Each Other
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’ve seen Garth Brooks live in concert. The ultimate frat move. TFM.
-Arkansas

You really need to get out more.

Went to the doctor today. After looking at my low pulse, she asked if I played a sport in college. I told her, “Yes, drinking!” TFM.
-Virginia

I bet she burst into laughter and immediately signed off on your clean bill of health because you’re such a gifted fucking comedian. Not.

That moment when you sit down after driving home from the bar and think “did I run over any pedestrians on my way back?” TFM.
-New Jersey

Add this to the list of reasons I stay the hell away from Jersey.

No GDI, I don’t chill, I ice, now if you don’t know what that means, say chill again. TFM.
-New York

You are the reason that icing is no longer cool.

Dad always says “Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted and have the time of your life.” TFM.
-New York

Your dad is a waste of life.

Croakies on my Harry potter 3D glasses at the midnight premier. TFM.
-Tennessee

Adding croakies to your sorcery viewing experience will not keep me from blackballing your account.

The unclassiest thing I’ve ever done is make the bathroom smell from a massive defecation. TSM.
-Texas

I know it’s a TSM. I couldn’t resist.

My dick goes inside me when I sit down, makes it hard to pee. TFM.
-New Mexico

Your dick retracts into your body when you sit to pee? You’ve got a lot of issues my friend.

Old slam gave me the herp. NF. Keep banging my other slampieces anyway. A month later, fliers are posted around campus about a herpes outbreak. Coincidence? More like a TFM.
-Louisiana

Any PR is good PR.

GDI vegetarian tagged along on bros night. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings. TFM.
-Washington DC

People like you reading the site is really good for our bottom line.


Sticker still on the flatbill. Dirk would be proud. Go Mavs.


Emo frat diversity.


The -3 Inch inseam. FaF.


I’m giving your chapter huge exposure. You’re welcome…


Are you a Sig Ep or a ZTA?

I wonder if I can get this song on iTunes…

    5. PhiTauWSU97

      side note, we should be making fun of that cult shit like Mr. “be a bro” up there. I know I said don’t judge a book by it cover, but damn. Those guys have to be hardcore geeds.

      13 years ago at 2:03 am
  4. USS Hazer

    Well, Sig Ep had a good week. Way to go you fucking embarrassments of life. You’re the reason I hesitate to travel to other chapters. You should be chained to a pipe in a basement and left to die slow, painful deaths. Please tell me where these chapters are so I can petition nationals to shut them down and try again.

    13 years ago at 11:56 am
    3. Fratrick Star

      While I agree with you about traveling to other chapters, every fraternity has shitty chapters. It’s not that big of a deal. I go to the ones I know are good. While it is because of these chapters that we are getting a poor reputation, I do not really care because I know that I’m better than those people (not that it is too tough in all honesty). That said, I had a good laugh at the pictures because they really were impressively shitty.

      13 years ago at 12:15 pm
    4. Delta50

      Even if you’re a Sig Ep and this is embarrassing, they’re still your brothers regardless. Show a little brotherhood, shit.

      13 years ago at 12:38 pm
    5. TheFratFace1868

      Delta50:

      They were trained the balanced man way. They didn’t learn brotherhood during pledgeship like the rest of us.

      13 years ago at 12:51 pm
    7. State Frat of Texas

      The Frat Face gets it. These clownshoes aren’t any ‘brothers’ of mine.

      Fuck Sig Ep.

      13 years ago at 1:24 pm
    8. FratterNation

      Saying Fuck SigEp makes me doubt you’re actually a SigEp. Hating geed chapters is fine, but that takes it too far.

      13 years ago at 2:22 pm
    9. USS Hazer

      It is a problem with balanced man. Chapters without a strong alumni backing the undergrads with money get threatened and strong-armed into losing their identity and what made them special to begin with. It happened with ours and while I still try to help with recruitment, charity events, and general advice we’ve lost our local traditions and they’ve been replaced with empty shells. You might as well call it a club now.

      13 years ago at 2:33 pm
    10. Half Black All Bro

      SIgEp is becoming more of a franchise than anything else; Nationals cares more about quantity (more income) than they do about the quality of the brothers initiated. While I am proud to be a brother of this fraternity, I’m not happy with the path it is going down with this Balanced Man Program shit.

      13 years ago at 4:09 pm
    11. Henry V

      I agree. We got kicked off campus and were forced to come back as a BM chapter. We can still recruit well and have not lost everything thanks to some very dedicated alumni, but it’s way harder getting things accomplished in a fraternity without guaranteed labor in the form of pledges (however our sigmas basically are). It’s also now way too hard to ball someone you cannot stand to see become a brother. It’s the most infuriating situation to be in really.

      13 years ago at 5:08 pm
    12. State Frat of Texas

      I was a Sig Ep at one of the better chapters in the country. You can doubt me all you want, I could give a fuck. I was around when they were coming up with this idea and saw that the name Sig Ep was doomed. We all did. Coming from a traditional Pledgeship I understand brotherhood more than any of these balanced man slapdicks and the fact that they showed up to a rush event got a bid and earned nothing, makes them no different to me than a true GDI. So all that being said I’ll say it again. Fuck Sig Ep

      13 years ago at 6:51 pm
    13. Year Around Frat

      ^ you are way to old to be on here then since balanced man started in the early 90s. Unless that is you followed SigEp politics from age 5. Please refrain from your hateful words. The guys in the pictures are my brothers. They may look goofy but it’s their style. I hope they strive to be gentleman regardless of their style. I may dress fratty but that’s not what makes me a fraternity man. It’s being hazed yet respected; treating my brothers, other fraternity guys, ladies, and GDIs with the same respect; and being proud to call other SigEps in good standing brothers. You sir sound like a douche. Please try to remember what your letters mean before you make yourself sound like a jackass at the expense of our letters that we and myself had to earn. (And yes I’m balanced man, but dammit had to earn my letters.)

      13 years ago at 8:48 pm
    14. Okstate

      All of you on here who can’t seem to get passed the TFM aspect of everything are ruining brotherhood quickly. Every fraternity has bad chapters, no matter what. But holy shit I am sick and tired of people doing absolutely everything in code for what they see on TFM. How are you going to call yourself a Sig Ep, traditional or BMP, and say “Fuck Sig Ep”? How can you call yourself a fraternity man, who was apparently traditionally brought up to believe in the brotherhood of your fraternity, when you degrade you’re entire fraternity off of one picture, from one chapter, on TFM? You do know Sig Ep is the largest national fraternity, you expect, because you’re God’s gift to the TFM world, that there won’t be any bad chapters or members? Get the fuck out and go pull some more TFM’s, chief.

      13 years ago at 11:09 pm
    15. Hoosier_Fratty

      ^ SIgma Phi Everyone is the biggest for a reason. Everyone and anyone could get in. Kind of like a club. And they suck everywhere. Not just in one picture but in any damn picture I’ve ever seen.

      13 years ago at 2:27 pm
    16. Okstate

      You’re probably in the best fraternity in the world, right bro? Your fraternity has no bad chapters and all the bitches want you I’m sure. Every move you make is a TFM. I bet if this website told you wearing diapers was fratty you’d go do it. Try learning some real brotherhood instead of racking up ‘Nice Moves’ from your ultra-fratty hoosier bros.

      13 years ago at 1:53 pm
    17. PhiTauWSU97

      Y’all need to chill the fuck out. I know those sigeps with the hairdos and whatnot and they come from a traditional chapter. In all honesty though u need to be your brother’s keeper and step off these men. If you are freaking out over a goddamn picture on a website then what does that say about your character? If these men earned their letters through their traditional means then they deserve to bear the meaning that all of those letters stand for. Nationals sucks regardless of what colors you fly, I cannot be more frustrated with my nationals and I am sure that goes with anyone else. Who is to say this chapter is bad? They are rock solid at this school (Not going to say what school to spare them at least some kind of decency and attacks from their fellow “Brothers”), and we are always going head to head with these guys on all competitions and recruitment. I will be the first to say that I hate Sigeps, but I do respect them and thats the way it is supposed to be. You can bash on those men all you want, but for all you know, that man can grow up to be a killer actor one of these days and pour a lot of money into your respective programs. A few years back we had a gay guy come to our chapter. We were all the former football and basketball players back in high school as well as a bunch of army guys (2 rangers in one class). He was everything that we weren’t, he was not masculine, nor was he what you would call a frat star. He had heart though, and endured all the same bullshit that molded us all into the men of character that we are today, and he fought through with his associate brothers to achieve the grand champion light. Not to mention he could pull some tail since all the sororities loved him, resulting in all the sisters wanting to have a mixer with us and its thanks to him I met my woman. Never and I mean NEVER judge a book by its cover, we are fraternity men and we are better than that. It makes me glad that I am in the fraternity that I am in because we, I know have achieved true brotherhood with my brothers. Something that you obviously had missed out on making false judgements about those that wear your colors and abide to your principles and ritual. HFF means a lot to you fellas. Make sure you stand up for it. These men had the mental toughness and the toughness to earn your letters, go do yourselves a favor and give him the handshake when you see him at conclave, maybe you will understand what it truly means to be a fraternity man and not some fuckstick frat boy. We are all brothers gentlemen, don’t you forget that and once you all look past that and see how the Geeds discriminate and hate against us, the 2% of the male population who run shit, you realize how important these letters are. Keep up the good work purple guys, you’re gonna need it at the Olympics this year.

      13 years ago at 1:56 am
  5. Oprah Is A Dyke

    Best pictures yet. Hands down. I had a great laugh. I would love to see some fail friday columns. There has to be some fucking retarded ass columns that people try to get on here.

    13 years ago at 11:58 am
    1. Mward2002

      Men’s Christian fraternity I think. Regardless, that guy needs to be stoned for looking like a total dumbass. Even AEPi is mocking him.

      13 years ago at 12:19 pm
    3. snuggles

      Ok, that really was the event name. Haircuts and shit for charity. My head was turned into the hair color of wendy.

      13 years ago at 3:44 pm
    2. Fratdraig Harrington

      Implying, through redundancy, that manslaughter applies to anything other than humans. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 3:21 pm