FAIL FRIDAY: Please Stop Icing Each Other
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’ve seen Garth Brooks live in concert. The ultimate frat move. TFM.
-Arkansas

You really need to get out more.

Went to the doctor today. After looking at my low pulse, she asked if I played a sport in college. I told her, “Yes, drinking!” TFM.
-Virginia

I bet she burst into laughter and immediately signed off on your clean bill of health because you’re such a gifted fucking comedian. Not.

That moment when you sit down after driving home from the bar and think “did I run over any pedestrians on my way back?” TFM.
-New Jersey

Add this to the list of reasons I stay the hell away from Jersey.

No GDI, I don’t chill, I ice, now if you don’t know what that means, say chill again. TFM.
-New York

You are the reason that icing is no longer cool.

Dad always says “Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted and have the time of your life.” TFM.
-New York

Your dad is a waste of life.

Croakies on my Harry potter 3D glasses at the midnight premier. TFM.
-Tennessee

Adding croakies to your sorcery viewing experience will not keep me from blackballing your account.

The unclassiest thing I’ve ever done is make the bathroom smell from a massive defecation. TSM.
-Texas

I know it’s a TSM. I couldn’t resist.

My dick goes inside me when I sit down, makes it hard to pee. TFM.
-New Mexico

Your dick retracts into your body when you sit to pee? You’ve got a lot of issues my friend.

Old slam gave me the herp. NF. Keep banging my other slampieces anyway. A month later, fliers are posted around campus about a herpes outbreak. Coincidence? More like a TFM.
-Louisiana

Any PR is good PR.

GDI vegetarian tagged along on bros night. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings. TFM.
-Washington DC

People like you reading the site is really good for our bottom line.


Sticker still on the flatbill. Dirk would be proud. Go Mavs.


Emo frat diversity.


The -3 Inch inseam. FaF.


I’m giving your chapter huge exposure. You’re welcome…


Are you a Sig Ep or a ZTA?

I wonder if I can get this song on iTunes…

    2. BROnonia_Docet

      i thought it was funny. while i agree it probably doesn’t belong on the main wall, i don’t think it was a huge fail. I think sometimes TFM intern puts things on fail friday just to make a comment.

      13 years ago at 9:14 pm
  7. Brahcision maker

    motion to only allow real fraternities and sororities on this site.
    and the KYX must have found jesus during his prison stint for child porn.

    13 years ago at 1:17 pm
  10. Brothership

    i wonder what kind of down syndrome sorostitute submitted that TSM. And seriously, wtf kinda shirt is that sig ep.

    13 years ago at 1:40 pm
  11. mtsigep477

    In regards to the SigEp pictures, fuck it. Would I dress like that? No. But they are my brothers and at the end of the day, that’s all that matters. Not all chapters are like that. Mine wasnt. We werent the rich kids, or the poor kids, we didn’t have a label. We were SigEps, and that’s all we needed. So to those who want to talk shit about my Fraternity, or any other Fraternity for that matter, you’re wasting your breath. Who the fuck cares what you think of another chapter or Fraternity? You’re not that important. Get over it. So, if the brothers that are on these posts happen to view this comment, then I say party on. I may not know you, but you’re my brother, and that’s enough for me. VDBL

    13 years ago at 2:23 pm
    1. WilliamLazelPhillips

      Agreed, while these guys would never of gotten a bid in my day, but doesn’t mean every chapter is like that, and i’m sure if i gave one fuck about you other fraternities i could find pictures just like that of all of you. So in the spirit of the above post.
      If you aint SigEp, you aint shit. Fuck You all.

      VDBL.

      13 years ago at 2:29 pm
    5. Ponce580

      …..Anyway, those chapters need some serious fucking overhauls because that shit is embarrasing. I would not walk down a street with those people even if they were family.

      13 years ago at 4:02 pm
    6. mtsigep477

      ^ Then you have no concept of what brotherly love is, I feel sorry for you. Because if you were a real brother, you wouldn’t care. You may not follow their style, but you would damn sure walk beside them, because, after all, they are your brothers.

      13 years ago at 5:46 pm