FAIL FRIDAY: Please Stop Icing Each Other
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I’ve seen Garth Brooks live in concert. The ultimate frat move. TFM.
-Arkansas
You really need to get out more.
Went to the doctor today. After looking at my low pulse, she asked if I played a sport in college. I told her, “Yes, drinking!” TFM.
-Virginia
I bet she burst into laughter and immediately signed off on your clean bill of health because you’re such a gifted fucking comedian. Not.
That moment when you sit down after driving home from the bar and think “did I run over any pedestrians on my way back?” TFM.
-New Jersey
Add this to the list of reasons I stay the hell away from Jersey.
No GDI, I don’t chill, I ice, now if you don’t know what that means, say chill again. TFM.
-New York
You are the reason that icing is no longer cool.
Dad always says “Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted and have the time of your life.” TFM.
-New York
Your dad is a waste of life.
Croakies on my Harry potter 3D glasses at the midnight premier. TFM.
-Tennessee
Adding croakies to your sorcery viewing experience will not keep me from blackballing your account.
The unclassiest thing I’ve ever done is make the bathroom smell from a massive defecation. TSM.
-Texas
I know it’s a TSM. I couldn’t resist.
My dick goes inside me when I sit down, makes it hard to pee. TFM.
-New Mexico
Your dick retracts into your body when you sit to pee? You’ve got a lot of issues my friend.
Old slam gave me the herp. NF. Keep banging my other slampieces anyway. A month later, fliers are posted around campus about a herpes outbreak. Coincidence? More like a TFM.
-Louisiana
Any PR is good PR.
GDI vegetarian tagged along on bros night. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings. TFM.
-Washington DC
People like you reading the site is really good for our bottom line.
Sticker still on the flatbill. Dirk would be proud. Go Mavs.
Emo frat diversity.
The -3 Inch inseam. FaF.
I’m giving your chapter huge exposure. You’re welcome…
Are you a Sig Ep or a ZTA?
“be a bro”, wow
13 years ago at 2:37 pmThe herpes outbreak one was pretty good.
13 years ago at 2:43 pmNo Pike this week? Damn i’m a little impressed.
13 years ago at 2:49 pmRah Rah here’s your pike fix for the week http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1404209354889.56597.1522040252
13 years ago at 2:54 pmoh my god
13 years ago at 3:16 pmShows how desperate you are to throw us under the bus.
Click the link and check out where these guys go to school. Says TAMU Commerce, which if you live in Texas, you know that’s where “they” all go to school. Go to TAMU Commerce’s website, Pi Kappa Alpha does not have an unrecognized chapter there because it’s currently suspended.
Those pictures were uploaded over a year ago, how you managed to find the time to get them and post them on here shows how much you and plenty of other dipshits know about Pi Kappa Alpha outside the confines of this website.
Why don’t you go put on a Mavs flatbill and Rah Rah Rally up and down traffic. Fuck you.
13 years ago at 3:49 pmOH and if you actually go to TAMU Commerce then you live a sad life, that’s a school for the poors.
13 years ago at 3:50 pmYou made it even worse by doing all that extra searching. Good shit “bro”. phi phi
13 years ago at 5:02 pmI hope we get to see pike on gangland now
13 years ago at 5:04 pmGood Lord. Throwing your brothers under the bus, no matter how NF they are is even more NF. TCFP to my brother, however.
13 years ago at 5:44 pmTCFP
13 years ago at 7:58 pmWho let the zoo out? Fucking looks like a damn jail or monkey exhibit.
13 years ago at 8:30 pmsagging my pants so my drawers can show is FAF TFTC
13 years ago at 11:08 pmHow the hell did you find this? This is hilarious.
13 years ago at 1:50 amGangland comment… hilarious
13 years ago at 6:47 amTCFP brother. So when is the hearing for State of Texas V Pi Kappa Alpha supposed to take place?????
13 years ago at 4:53 pm*Suppose
13 years ago at 4:57 pmCaring about chapters other than your own. NF
13 years ago at 3:22 pmThis is a good point. It’s good if you have some sense of national pride in your fraternity, but in the end, all that matters is your chapter. You joined your “national” fraternity because of the chapter at your university. Every house has bad chapters. The best fraternity at one school is the worst at another.
13 years ago at 7:32 pmMotion to haze the shit out of/ blackball anyone who uses the acronym “lol”
13 years ago at 3:34 pmMotion denied. LOL!
13 years ago at 7:47 pmsecond
13 years ago at 9:38 amguy in the mavs hat might be awkward looking but he is clearly TFTC and still pullin in babes! Right on man!!
13 years ago at 3:36 pmHe has the biggest tits in that picture.
13 years ago at 4:12 pmFuck, that’s my chapter. I’m going alumni.
13 years ago at 3:37 pmDonkey Kong stealing that GDI plumber Mario’s slam piece while wearing a tie. TFM.
13 years ago at 4:01 pm^this belongs just after the harry potter comment.
13 years ago at 11:10 pm^ this haha.
13 years ago at 6:37 pmCould be worse.
13 years ago at 5:33 pmrah rah delt.
13 years ago at 5:56 pmTCFP from Iota Kappa chapter.
13 years ago at 11:30 pmstill a great set of tits.
13 years ago at 12:21 amTCFP.
Could be a lot worse. TCFP
13 years ago at 1:31 amTCFP from Zeta Delta
13 years ago at 8:16 am