FAIL FRIDAY: Please Stop Icing Each Other

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’ve seen Garth Brooks live in concert. The ultimate frat move. TFM.
-Arkansas

You really need to get out more.

Went to the doctor today. After looking at my low pulse, she asked if I played a sport in college. I told her, “Yes, drinking!” TFM.
-Virginia

I bet she burst into laughter and immediately signed off on your clean bill of health because you’re such a gifted fucking comedian. Not.

That moment when you sit down after driving home from the bar and think “did I run over any pedestrians on my way back?” TFM.
-New Jersey

Add this to the list of reasons I stay the hell away from Jersey.

No GDI, I don’t chill, I ice, now if you don’t know what that means, say chill again. TFM.
-New York

You are the reason that icing is no longer cool.

Dad always says “Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted and have the time of your life.” TFM.
-New York

Your dad is a waste of life.

Croakies on my Harry potter 3D glasses at the midnight premier. TFM.
-Tennessee

Adding croakies to your sorcery viewing experience will not keep me from blackballing your account.

The unclassiest thing I’ve ever done is make the bathroom smell from a massive defecation. TSM.
-Texas

I know it’s a TSM. I couldn’t resist.

My dick goes inside me when I sit down, makes it hard to pee. TFM.
-New Mexico

Your dick retracts into your body when you sit to pee? You’ve got a lot of issues my friend.

Old slam gave me the herp. NF. Keep banging my other slampieces anyway. A month later, fliers are posted around campus about a herpes outbreak. Coincidence? More like a TFM.
-Louisiana

Any PR is good PR.

GDI vegetarian tagged along on bros night. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings. TFM.
-Washington DC

People like you reading the site is really good for our bottom line.



Sticker still on the flatbill. Dirk would be proud. Go Mavs.


Emo frat diversity.


The -3 Inch inseam. FaF.


I’m giving your chapter huge exposure. You’re welcome…


Are you a Sig Ep or a ZTA?


I wonder if I can get this song on iTunes…

    1. PiKA1868

      Shows how desperate you are to throw us under the bus.

      Click the link and check out where these guys go to school. Says TAMU Commerce, which if you live in Texas, you know that’s where “they” all go to school. Go to TAMU Commerce’s website, Pi Kappa Alpha does not have an unrecognized chapter there because it’s currently suspended.

      Those pictures were uploaded over a year ago, how you managed to find the time to get them and post them on here shows how much you and plenty of other dipshits know about Pi Kappa Alpha outside the confines of this website.

      Why don’t you go put on a Mavs flatbill and Rah Rah Rally up and down traffic. Fuck you.

      13 years ago at 3:49 pm
    2. PiKA1868

      OH and if you actually go to TAMU Commerce then you live a sad life, that’s a school for the poors.

      13 years ago at 3:50 pm
    3. Pi Kappa Alpha 1868j

      You made it even worse by doing all that extra searching. Good shit “bro”. phi phi

      13 years ago at 5:02 pm
    4. RahDelt

      Good Lord. Throwing your brothers under the bus, no matter how NF they are is even more NF. TCFP to my brother, however.

      13 years ago at 5:44 pm
    5. Protimoi

      TCFP brother. So when is the hearing for State of Texas V Pi Kappa Alpha supposed to take place?????

      13 years ago at 4:53 pm
    1. Chief Fratdaddy

      This is a good point. It’s good if you have some sense of national pride in your fraternity, but in the end, all that matters is your chapter. You joined your “national” fraternity because of the chapter at your university. Every house has bad chapters. The best fraternity at one school is the worst at another.

      13 years ago at 7:32 pm
  1. HazingHurricane

    Motion to haze the shit out of/ blackball anyone who uses the acronym “lol”

    13 years ago at 3:34 pm
  2. geed_stomper

    guy in the mavs hat might be awkward looking but he is clearly TFTC and still pullin in babes! Right on man!!

    13 years ago at 3:36 pm
  3. the fratness monster

    Donkey Kong stealing that GDI plumber Mario’s slam piece while wearing a tie. TFM.

    13 years ago at 4:01 pm