FAIL FRIDAY: Please Stop Icing Each Other

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’ve seen Garth Brooks live in concert. The ultimate frat move. TFM.
-Arkansas

You really need to get out more.

Went to the doctor today. After looking at my low pulse, she asked if I played a sport in college. I told her, “Yes, drinking!” TFM.
-Virginia

I bet she burst into laughter and immediately signed off on your clean bill of health because you’re such a gifted fucking comedian. Not.

That moment when you sit down after driving home from the bar and think “did I run over any pedestrians on my way back?” TFM.
-New Jersey

Add this to the list of reasons I stay the hell away from Jersey.

No GDI, I don’t chill, I ice, now if you don’t know what that means, say chill again. TFM.
-New York

You are the reason that icing is no longer cool.

Dad always says “Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted and have the time of your life.” TFM.
-New York

Your dad is a waste of life.

Croakies on my Harry potter 3D glasses at the midnight premier. TFM.
-Tennessee

Adding croakies to your sorcery viewing experience will not keep me from blackballing your account.

The unclassiest thing I’ve ever done is make the bathroom smell from a massive defecation. TSM.
-Texas

I know it’s a TSM. I couldn’t resist.

My dick goes inside me when I sit down, makes it hard to pee. TFM.
-New Mexico

Your dick retracts into your body when you sit to pee? You’ve got a lot of issues my friend.

Old slam gave me the herp. NF. Keep banging my other slampieces anyway. A month later, fliers are posted around campus about a herpes outbreak. Coincidence? More like a TFM.
-Louisiana

Any PR is good PR.

GDI vegetarian tagged along on bros night. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings. TFM.
-Washington DC

People like you reading the site is really good for our bottom line.



Sticker still on the flatbill. Dirk would be proud. Go Mavs.


Emo frat diversity.


The -3 Inch inseam. FaF.


I’m giving your chapter huge exposure. You’re welcome…


Are you a Sig Ep or a ZTA?


I wonder if I can get this song on iTunes…

  1. Southern boy

    man, i wish i was in a fraternity where i could blame shit chapters on some program nationals started instead of the real cause…you just suck at that school. grow a pair, stop making excuses and get over it.

    13 years ago at 9:20 pm
    1. The Piker

      Because I am awesome and I am sure the intern loves my virtual presence. If I may ask you a question, why do you reference a network in which half the anchors and reporters are not college graduates?

      13 years ago at 8:11 am
    2. the fratness monster

      Because, you don’t need a college degree to read a fucking teleprompter, (Brian Williams, Hannity, Peter Jennings, Matt Lauer). All you need in that profession is: social skills, a decent voice, looks, and a likeable personality. The ones who actually got degrees in journalism and broadcasting are probably the ones writing the news and stories for the anchors and “reporters,” to read off the teleprompter.

      You lose Piker! You get NOTHING!

      13 years ago at 11:52 am
    3. Fox News Hot

      Piker, it says I’m hot enough to be a Fox News anchor. It says nothing about my education. But if you’re interested in my resume, you’d be impressed. But I’d rather not talk looks with you… I’ve seen your picture and I’m talking more to you on this website than I would in real life.

      13 years ago at 2:56 pm
    4. ForresterSig

      ^her
      I’ve seen posts in which this Piker fool just throws all aspects of chivalry aside. I have a few friends that are pikes and they all say how this guy gives their fraternity a bad name. I say he gives Greeks a bad name. That, and he looks like the son of Roseanne. Back to this ol’ girl being Fox news hot….. If it’s true, I’d buy her expensive shit.

      13 years ago at 10:26 pm
  2. Lindsay BROhan

    “adding croakies to your sorcery viewing experience will not keep me from blackballing your account”

    13 years ago at 12:11 pm
  3. sunfloweranchorlove

    I just to say, that I actually know the Sig Ep/ZTA. He is my greek brother and you really shouldn’t be judging. Some of the girls straightened his hair one day. Too bad no one else in this world has a sense of humor. So maybe think before you speak next time. Besides, isn’t being greek truly about brotherhood/sisterhood, unity, and class? Just exactly how “fratty” does that make you?

    13 years ago at 5:09 am