FAIL FRIDAY: Pooping Off The Jungle Gym
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Pulling the rubber off, grabbing a Sharpie off of your nightstand, and asking her “Who should I make this out to?” TFM.
-Arkansas
You’re the Chad Ochocinco of pound town.
Blacking out while your having sex and then you come too and your fucking her best friend. TFM.
-South Carolina
It doesn’t scare you that you might wake up fucking YOUR best friend?
That stroll on the beach so everyone knows you are in a frat. TFM.
-Tennessee
“Check out this guy walking on the beach. He must be in a frat. Only fratters stroll on the sand.”
Granite countertops so when my slams squirt on them it’ll be a quick cleanup. TFM.
–Tennessee
Practical reasoning, if you ask me.
Getting a tattoo of my own dick out of respect. TFM.
-Tennessee
If you don’t respect your own dick enough to get a tattoo of it, no one will.
Literally never using an umbrella. I have Sperrys. TFM.
-Texas
I’m failing to make the connection here, son.
Making Summer come loudly while graduating summa cum laude. TFM.
-Florida
That’s terrible. I laughed, but that’s terrible.
Winking at the slams in the dining hall as you seductively eat your fish tacos. TFM.
–Anonymous
I hope you flop your tongue around like Manny in Scarface.
Only wearing cargo shorts because you have more pockets to fill with beer. TFM.
-Arizona
If it was about utility, would we all wear cargos?
Throwing in a horseshoe of Copenhagen while fishing. TFM. Using Copenhagen as bait when fishing. TTryHardM. Biting a line filled with Copenhagen. TFratFishM.
-Montana
Thanks for sharing this complex philosophical analysis.
Hard work and dedication pays off.
Look at this sassy little spider monkey.
The lights are on, but no one’s home.
Dominating karaoke so fucking hard with my bros. TFM.
That’ll turn those man titties into pecks of pure muscle.
Those aren’t the geeds you’re looking for.
Unbelievable photography skills to catch it midair like that.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
I feel like I keep seeing the same kids
12 years ago at 11:16 amDid you just try to toot your own horn with that last picture intern? Who the hell do you think you are? You cum guzzling waste of oxygen.
12 years ago at 11:16 amTFratFishM. It’s a thing.
12 years ago at 11:16 amYou did what was expected of you Intern, nothing special, nothing worth showing off so take a fucking seat.
12 years ago at 11:18 amFUCK YOU INTERN!! This is too early!
12 years ago at 11:18 amMaking Summer come loudly while graduating summa cum laude. TFM
I’m struggling to see the fail here
12 years ago at 11:20 amIt was actually a pretty solid attempt
12 years ago at 1:05 pmOh and by the way, fuck you intern
12 years ago at 1:05 pm^It’s like playing golf. Never try as hard as you can. Always swing 80% percent. You’ll learn eventually.
12 years ago at 2:05 pmhow dare you put my post in fail friday, intern. Do us all a solid and fucking kill yourself. And take a video so the next intern can post it as a chaser in the next fail friday.
12 years ago at 4:54 pmSummer sounds like Summa, come, cum, loudly laude. Utterly retarded.
12 years ago at 10:00 pmFUCK PIKE!
12 years ago at 11:20 amyou manage not to suck this week intern.
12 years ago at 11:22 amGloat after you’ve been posting this early for a while you uppity sack of shit. Once doesn’t mean anything, Intern.
12 years ago at 11:24 amHey intern…it’s currently daylight savings time, so it’s CDT not CST idiot…
12 years ago at 11:24 amNobody gives a shit
12 years ago at 10:15 pm