FAIL FRIDAY: Pooping Off The Jungle Gym
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Pulling the rubber off, grabbing a Sharpie off of your nightstand, and asking her “Who should I make this out to?” TFM.
-Arkansas
You’re the Chad Ochocinco of pound town.
Blacking out while your having sex and then you come too and your fucking her best friend. TFM.
-South Carolina
It doesn’t scare you that you might wake up fucking YOUR best friend?
That stroll on the beach so everyone knows you are in a frat. TFM.
-Tennessee
“Check out this guy walking on the beach. He must be in a frat. Only fratters stroll on the sand.”
Granite countertops so when my slams squirt on them it’ll be a quick cleanup. TFM.
–Tennessee
Practical reasoning, if you ask me.
Getting a tattoo of my own dick out of respect. TFM.
-Tennessee
If you don’t respect your own dick enough to get a tattoo of it, no one will.
Literally never using an umbrella. I have Sperrys. TFM.
-Texas
I’m failing to make the connection here, son.
Making Summer come loudly while graduating summa cum laude. TFM.
-Florida
That’s terrible. I laughed, but that’s terrible.
Winking at the slams in the dining hall as you seductively eat your fish tacos. TFM.
–Anonymous
I hope you flop your tongue around like Manny in Scarface.
Only wearing cargo shorts because you have more pockets to fill with beer. TFM.
-Arizona
If it was about utility, would we all wear cargos?
Throwing in a horseshoe of Copenhagen while fishing. TFM. Using Copenhagen as bait when fishing. TTryHardM. Biting a line filled with Copenhagen. TFratFishM.
-Montana
Thanks for sharing this complex philosophical analysis.
Hard work and dedication pays off.
Look at this sassy little spider monkey.
The lights are on, but no one’s home.
Dominating karaoke so fucking hard with my bros. TFM.
That’ll turn those man titties into pecks of pure muscle.
Those aren’t the geeds you’re looking for.
Unbelievable photography skills to catch it midair like that.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
That one direction guy on the far left looks like the Boston Marathon bomber. Fuck that kid
12 years ago at 11:28 amNot one laugh
12 years ago at 11:30 amIsn’t it obvious? Dorno finally manned up and fired the old intern. I give it two weeks until this new one starts fucking sucking at his job.
12 years ago at 11:33 amGod dammit DChi
12 years ago at 11:33 amExactly how I felt
12 years ago at 2:08 pmThat ASS
12 years ago at 11:35 amAlso, give some credit for the fail friday meme I made, dickhead.
12 years ago at 11:38 amyou try to leave a parting gift in a slam’s kiddy pool without her noticing until the morning and you see it end up on fail Friday. Fuck it we’ll do it live. TFTC
12 years ago at 11:39 amI stopped checking for fail Friday before noon because I lost hope in the intern’s ability to be anything other than a waste of air…
12 years ago at 11:40 amHe says at 11:40
12 years ago at 12:26 pmThis was posted at 10:52? Ten fucking fifty two. God Damn Intern
12 years ago at 11:53 amThe picture of the douchebags pouring beer in the protein container reminded me of those lame wedding pictures of the couple cutting the cake together.
12 years ago at 11:54 amAre you saying they got married afterward?
12 years ago at 12:10 pm