FAIL FRIDAY: Pooping Off The Jungle Gym

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pulling the rubber off, grabbing a Sharpie off of your nightstand, and asking her “Who should I make this out to?” TFM.
-Arkansas

You’re the Chad Ochocinco of pound town.

Blacking out while your having sex and then you come too and your fucking her best friend. TFM.
-South Carolina

It doesn’t scare you that you might wake up fucking YOUR best friend?

That stroll on the beach so everyone knows you are in a frat. TFM.
-Tennessee

“Check out this guy walking on the beach. He must be in a frat. Only fratters stroll on the sand.”

Granite countertops so when my slams squirt on them it’ll be a quick cleanup. TFM.
–Tennessee

Practical reasoning, if you ask me.

Getting a tattoo of my own dick out of respect. TFM.
-Tennessee

If you don’t respect your own dick enough to get a tattoo of it, no one will.

Literally never using an umbrella. I have Sperrys. TFM.
-Texas

I’m failing to make the connection here, son.

Making Summer come loudly while graduating summa cum laude. TFM.
-Florida

That’s terrible. I laughed, but that’s terrible.

Winking at the slams in the dining hall as you seductively eat your fish tacos. TFM.
–Anonymous

I hope you flop your tongue around like Manny in Scarface.

Only wearing cargo shorts because you have more pockets to fill with beer. TFM.
-Arizona

If it was about utility, would we all wear cargos?

Throwing in a horseshoe of Copenhagen while fishing. TFM. Using Copenhagen as bait when fishing. TTryHardM. Biting a line filled with Copenhagen. TFratFishM.
-Montana

Thanks for sharing this complex philosophical analysis.

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Hard work and dedication pays off.

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Real cutie patooties.

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Da fuq?

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Look at this sassy little spider monkey.

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The lights are on, but no one’s home.

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Three Tigger lovers.

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Dominating karaoke so fucking hard with my bros. TFM.

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That’ll turn those man titties into pecks of pure muscle.

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Those aren’t the geeds you’re looking for.

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Unbelievable photography skills to catch it midair like that.

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  1. Junglefeaver

    That one direction guy on the far left looks like the Boston Marathon bomber. Fuck that kid

    12 years ago at 11:28 am
  2. SoBro

    Isn’t it obvious? Dorno finally manned up and fired the old intern. I give it two weeks until this new one starts fucking sucking at his job.

    12 years ago at 11:33 am
  3. Fogel

    you try to leave a parting gift in a slam’s kiddy pool without her noticing until the morning and you see it end up on fail Friday. Fuck it we’ll do it live. TFTC

    12 years ago at 11:39 am
  4. Apathy

    I stopped checking for fail Friday before noon because I lost hope in the intern’s ability to be anything other than a waste of air…

    12 years ago at 11:40 am
  5. PhiPsiPhrat

    The picture of the douchebags pouring beer in the protein container reminded me of those lame wedding pictures of the couple cutting the cake together.

    12 years ago at 11:54 am