FAIL FRIDAY: Pot Smoking Hippies
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Looking up a girl’s shower-to-shit ratio to decide if her ass deserves to be eaten. TFM.
Where would one find such statistics?
On 4/20 I run around dressed like a terrorist yelling in fake Arabic to scare all the pot smoking hippies. TFM.
That’s how you end up in Guantanamo, friendo.
“Take it or leave it. This crooked penis is all I’ve got.” -Me to girls when the bars are closing. TFM.
Not the best sales pitch I’ve ever heard.
It’s 2017 if I can’t ask a girl to ritualistically shave my ass now then when? TFM.
Try again in 2020, I guess.
How many pledges does it take to screw in a lightbulb? As many as I fucking say. TFM.
I give this pledge joke 3/10 and that’s generous.
Nothing wrong with a little anal tickling now and again. TFM.
You keep your proclivities to you, and I’ll keep mine to me.
I have made a pledge pee himself just via eye contact and I love the smell of pledge pee. TFM.
Everybody knows a guy who develops a fetish for pledge urine.
Spending your dues money on Vicodin to numb the pain that dwells within you. TFM.
Shit that’s dark.
I’m just a white guy trying to get a bid to a historically black fraternity so I can get out in front of this race war. TFM.
I’m sure their rush chair will totally understand that.
My favorite thing about Mexico is the strippers who let you do cocaine in their butts. TFM.
That’s everybody’s favorite thing about Mexico.
Chaser
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Samantha Hoopes holy Moses
8 years ago at 7:22 amCan you hurry up and post another article so we can comment on babe of the day?
8 years ago at 8:12 amWarum gibt es so viele Schwule auf dieser Seite?
8 years ago at 8:14 amShut the fuck up
8 years ago at 8:27 amShouldn’t you be in the kitchen making wurst?
8 years ago at 8:56 amI didn’t go off to fight the Nazis back in the war to come home and listen to this bull shit.
8 years ago at 10:00 amYou were on an aircraft carrier in the Pacific, dumbass.
8 years ago at 10:27 amBeugen Sie sich und zeigen Sie uns Ihren Schmutzstern
8 years ago at 10:31 amWell played.
8 years ago at 2:56 pmForeign languages. NF.
8 years ago at 11:21 amKnowing a foreign language purely to tell her to show you her tits. TFM
8 years ago at 12:05 pmGood question, but it’s humor. Germans tend to take everything literally. Which is one reason Britain rules the world…
8 years ago at 2:55 pmAfter 9 months abroad I can confirm the German sense of humor is akin to “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he didn’t need to! haha see how he does something that is neither neccesary nor efficient!”
8 years ago at 2:46 pmShout out to the guy on the stairs for hanging in as long as he could with that annoying bitch
8 years ago at 8:16 amCan you guys post another article so we have a BOTD comment section
8 years ago at 8:47 amWhere the hell am I supposed to ask her to smoke my meat?
8 years ago at 10:35 amI’m sorry I’m too hung over to figure out the tattoo picture. Did he get letters tatted on him even though he isn’t in a frat?
8 years ago at 8:50 amThat’s how I interpreted it but it’s kind of vague without context.
8 years ago at 10:02 amPossible that the comment was sarcastic
8 years ago at 11:12 amUsed the same picture as last week of the guy with the homo flower headband…cmon!
8 years ago at 9:15 amI think you meant to end with “Sad!”
8 years ago at 1:12 pmPerfect representation of a TKE party on every campus.
8 years ago at 9:19 amThe dude proudly showing off his make up is what’s wrong with America
8 years ago at 9:41 amWhys isn’t there a comment section on babe if the day
8 years ago at 10:34 amShadow tfm staff willing to censor freedom.
8 years ago at 12:03 pm