FAIL FRIDAY: Power Moves Gone Wrong
12 years ago

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Apparently he needed to be restrained.

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Cutie patooties.

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Real men lift in Sperrys.

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That’s a dude in that dress, right? Nice tits, though.

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Two words: he pulls.

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Surprise ginger tickle fight!

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Formal puke and rally. He missed a little.

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Occupying two stalls at the same time. TFM.

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That is the facial expression of a defeated man.

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Do you even lift, bros?

Frat Life: Episode 1

“We Actives” by Cha Crazy

Fratty dance off with Chubbies:

This is how we do it:

Chaser to wash down the failure:

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  3. natty_splatties

    Intern you’d better watch the fuck out. I’m in the airport about to get on a plane to Austin. When I get there, we’re going to have a bad motherfucking time. I will walk onto the TFM office, knock you the fuck out and throw you in the trunk of my rental van. We’ll take the short trip to my chapter house at UT Austin. I’m not even going to say high to any brothers, who I’m sure are all heads and tails cooler than you. We’re going straight to the basement. I will keep you here for months on end, nobody at the TFM office will even notice, despite being a bunch of big gay shitbags, one of Dorn’s inbred illigitimate children will do your work faster and better for a hot dog per day.

    We’re staying in the basement until you die. I’ll start every morning off waterboarding you with Ten High and piss until you vomit. Every week I’ll give you a compilation of the shitty fucking posts that Dorn allows on this website, and you’ll make me a personal Fail Friday that I can read every Friday morning while eating a cheese sandwich. The rest of your days will be spent getting violently hazed in whatever way I see fit.

    When you’ve finally achieved a whiter skin color than Bacon, which should take a while, we can end this. You’ll be submitted to a ritualistic beheading with the same guillotine we use to blackball fucks like you during pledging. I’m sure they have one at the UT chapter. I’ll have your big gay blurry head stuffed and mounted in my living room, and your tiny little pussy balls in a jar of embalming fluid in my office. The rest of your body will be mixed in with the beef at the local Whataburger, and the entire TFM office will consume part of you in the next few weeks.

    With Regards,
    Natty Frattin Splatties

    PS:

    12 years ago at 11:54 am
    3. Marylin MonBROe

      Intern,
      Based on the unbelievably stupid shit you post, I can see your parents lobbying congress one day to put warning labels on electronic dildos as a result of your accidental death via butt-fucking yourself in a bathtub.

      12 years ago at 12:42 pm
    4. FrattingHard_est1855

      ^ What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop trying so hard to make the mean comments video twat.

      12 years ago at 1:33 pm
    5. natty_splatties

      It’s tough to get the intern on mean comments because there’s so much competition. Bacon read one of mine in the latest video, wasn’t even trying for it.

      12 years ago at 1:38 pm
  6. Commander in Chief

    Motion to have Redcorn and ruger make a column. It would be a picture book with short stories. We could call it, life as a Poon Commander. Its a TFM.

    12 years ago at 11:57 am