FAIL FRIDAY: Power Moves Gone Wrong
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Rewarding myself with a brand new polo every time my frat meat grows an inch. I have 78 polos. TFM.
-Tennessee
That’s at least a 78-inch slab of frat meat. How do you conceal it? Wrap it all around your body underneath your clothing?
Putting your Xbox achievements on your college transcripts. TFM.
-Virginia
Every little bit helps.
Look at you! Now look at us! Me and all my bros look Frat as F**k! TFM.
-New Jersey
This guy’s username is “FrattyKanye.” I had to share that.
Waking up in Chubbies even though you don’t own a pair. TFM.
-Florida
Waking up wearing another man’s Chubbies might be gayer than actually sucking a penis.
After fucking a slam and her asking you to cuddle and you simply respond with “Does Johnny Manziel cuddle?” and than leaving. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
I’m doing this when my mom tells me to do the dishes. “Does Johnny Manziel do the fucking dishes?”
Gettin faded with my bros chugging brews smashing honeys. Yeah, I think it’s a TFM.
–New York
You thought wrong, chief.
Asking a pledge to borrow his phone and then just throwing it in the toilet and shitting on it. TFM.
-Alabama
That’s a power move.
Only shaving the right side of your bush so that your slams know that the left is nothing but a dirty, unkempt mess. TFM.
–Kansas
Seems like a pretty extreme way to make a simple political statement.
When a girl is all like, “My sister is the bravest person I know, she has cancer and still goes and volunteers at the youth center,” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Feelings and emotions are for geeds.
Grabbing your slam by the vulva and proclaiming, “The Poon Commander is taking control.” TFM.
-Kansas
Grabbing vulva is the new handshake.
My fist wants to make love to all four of their faces.
I’m sure your alumni advisor thinks this is hilarious.
I’d haze them, but they’d probably sexually enjoy it.
I give this photo two thumbs down.
Can’t tell if this is an intentional photobomb or the most awkward photo ever.
Raging with two Winnie the Poohs. TFM.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
*I NEED YOUR HELP*
12 years ago at 1:09 pmWe get pledges next week and I’m giving you the opportunity to help me haze them. For every lap you give me, the incoming pledge class will run them. Lap me up, guys. Thank you.
Fuck Pike
12 years ago at 1:15 pmThat tke composite deserves its own article.
12 years ago at 1:16 pmTheTFM intern still does his mother’s dishes? Shocking.
12 years ago at 1:16 pmI was going to say good job on getting this up early Intern, but you used the same chaser as last week. Go fuck yourself.
12 years ago at 1:20 pmA serious change in leadership is needed in the TFM office.
12 years ago at 2:07 pmThey even got the American flag backwards in the composite picture
12 years ago at 2:38 pmIts a sign of rebellion.
12 years ago at 2:55 amChaser might have been used already, but it’s still as effective… And I bought the calendar. http://www.hotshotscalendar.com/shop/calendar_2014
12 years ago at 3:03 pmI thought “Cuz We Actives” was pretty good, personally.
12 years ago at 5:35 pmI’ve never wanted to punch an asian so fucking hard in my life.
12 years ago at 7:22 pm