FAIL FRIDAY: Puke And Rally
Below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Not having a problem kissing her after she gives you a blowjob because after all it’s your super clean penis. TFM.
Dude has a super clean penis so it’s fine.
Smacking geeds and smoking weeds. TFM.
Just because something rhymes doesn’t make it a good idea.
Secretly being a huge Adele super fan and crying internally when she wins album of the year because your bros are present. TFM.
She has serious pipes. No one can deny that.
Spring break is right around the corner so it’s time to double the amount of times you poop per day. TFM.
We were all waiting on someone to announce this.
Swinging this dick around like a samurai sword! WA-CHA! TFM.
Thank you for including the sound effect.
Just got tested and I don’t need to use condoms anymore because my sperm is essentially worthless. TFM.
His boys can’t swim. The family name dies with him.
Designating a “Pledge Pig-Pen” who isn’t allowed to shower the whole semester and then rubbing your poop in his hair while he sleeps. TFM.
This was so close to being normal and wall-worthy and then you had to get your poop involved.
Know every coke dealer in your college town on a first name basis but it’s chill bro rehab is for quitters. TFM.
Having multiple yayo dealers is a pretty clear-cut sign that you’re going the wrong direction.
Cutting off your hand with a machete then using it to touch yourself so it feels like someone else is doing it. TFM.
Pretty sure sitting on it so it falls asleep works just as well.
Writing all of your poems in poetry class about your pledge brother Steve. TFM.
He must be a real special guy.
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When an BLM chick is all like “Fuck you you white fucking supremisist nazi fuck.” As you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead back to your house to bang.
TFM.
8 years ago at 1:45 pmHE’S BACK
8 years ago at 4:39 pmIt’s been a long time since I’ve seen this name.
8 years ago at 6:17 pmReturned to bring us the good word.
8 years ago at 7:58 pmVomit fountain. Legit choking hazard.
8 years ago at 2:22 pmThe most pike picture I have ever seen
8 years ago at 2:23 pmNina Agdal saying she’s never ridden a vehicle before was actually funnier than any of the other content.
8 years ago at 4:13 pmI didn’t realize this was reddit, because the genius who fell off the escalator is clearly dead.
8 years ago at 4:25 pmSorry
8 years ago at 8:32 pmHey, that’s our thing.
8 years ago at 8:01 pmThat samurai sword post that used “WA-CHA” makes samurai jack hang his head in shame.
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