FAIL FRIDAY: Fucking And Puking
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slapping the bass in my frat band called “Rancid Vulvas” every Wednesday night at the bar downtown. TFM.

Solid choice for a band name. Really solid.

If she’s in the bathroom for more than 3 minutes I know she’s pooping and I won’t talk to her anymore, ever! TFM.

A woman that poops is a woman you have to walk away from.

Eating a girl out by writing out the Greek alphabet with your tongue. TFM.

You’re seriously disturbed, but you know that.

Being a diehard Bengals fan but still buying a Manziel jersey. TFM.

You are the worst.

Coming to as you’re throwing up mid-fuck in the backseat of the slam’s car on New Year’s. TFM.

Puking while you’re fucking is a power move.

Seeing your gym and the gun store next to each other and realizing that you exercise your body in the same place you exercise your rights. TFM.

Get out.

I wear vests and I’ve got a big ass wang. Plus, I wear cologne… TFM.

Samesies.

Put my slams on a strict bacon diet so when I eat that butt it’s like breakfasts at Granny’s house. TFM.

Granny’s breakfasts apparently tasted like bacon and butt.

Knew I was the man by the age of 6, had the babysitter sucking our dicks. TFM.

Solid bars from Frake (Frat Drake).

In retrospect, having her twerk on my face after eating hot wings wasn’t the best decision that I’ve made. TFM.

We’re done here. Moving on to photos.

That Fireball will getcha.
That Fireball will getcha.
That's just his natural expression. Resting deer in the headlights face.
That’s just his natural expression. Resting deer in the headlights face.
Just a couple of guys begging to be arrested.
Just a couple of guys begging to be arrested.
Possibly the most American photo ever.
Possibly the most American photo ever.
That's what friends are for.
That’s what friends are for.
Sneak attack photobomb.
Sneak attack photobomb.
Hairy rush ass.
Hairy rush ass.
Panda getting domed up by a doll.
Panda getting domed up by a doll.
Ruining perfectly good Crunch Berries. NF.
Ruining perfectly good Crunch Berries. NF.
Goobers just stunting on those haters.
Goobers just stunting on those haters.
Excellence is their aim.
Excellence is their aim.
Professional photography at its finest.
Professional photography at its finest.
This guy will put you in a fucking chokehold.
This guy will put you in a fucking chokehold.
When all those shots finally hit you.
When all those shots finally hit you.
Thattaway to get in there, kid.
Thattaway to get in there, kid.
Do less.
Do less.
Just had to get a pic with the Target dog.
Just had to get a pic with the Target dog.
Look at these world-beaters.
Look at these world-beaters.
They boosted a truck full of razors?
They boosted a truck full of razors?
Consider him Miles Davis.
Consider him Miles Davis.

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  3. I knew something was off when this was posted before sundown. Hopefully Bolen taking over means #FireTheIntern2015 was a success.

    10 years ago at 11:55 am

    1. And they changed the poster to the Intern so now I look like a moron. Fuck you Intern, Fuck you Tech Guy.

      10 years ago at 12:02 pm
      2. Frock_Itch

        This sounds like a cry for help. Ol Dorno have you locked up in the basement again?

        10 years ago at 12:10 pm
      4. StarShieldandLamp

        All that confirms is the conspiracy that the “TFM Intern” is fake and really just Dorn, Bacon, Bolen or one of the TFM staff regulars playing the part.

        10 years ago at 1:27 pm
      5. soldier_for_freedom

        It has to be with how consistently poor the intern has been over the years.

        10 years ago at 4:14 pm
  5. Texas Tux and Oil

    This whole country is froze over and hell must have too, the intern actually did his fucking job.

    10 years ago at 11:57 am