FAIL FRIDAY: Puking Mid Belly Flop

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going to a gay bar to see how many gays you can pick up, just to let them down and laugh. TFM.
-Oklahoma

Yeah, you only go to toy with the gays, and everyone believes that.

There’s three motives to life: girls, beer, and a life pursued to frattiness. TFM.
-Illinois

Is this a Bible verse from the book of Psalms?

The the pledge master always being uncircumcised. TFM.
-Michigan

Obviously if your pledge master isn’t rocking a flesh tube they won’t respect him.

When a girl at a bus stop is all like “No hablo ingles!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Love is not bound by language.

When a girl at a party is all like “The rich shouldn’t have a problem paying a little more to help the poor get health care because they have so much money!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
–Pennsylvania

Love is not bound by political beliefs.

When a girl at a party is all like “No one has any right to tell me what I can do with my body, that’s why I’m pro-choice!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Love is not bound by stance on abortion.

When a girl you meet at the bar is all like “I don’t dress nice for guys, I dress nice for myself!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Love is not bound by fashion.

When a girl at a party is all like “Gender is just a continuum and genetics don’t matter so stop being transphobic!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Love is not bound by whatever the fuck this means.

If I’m in a frat it doesn’t mean I am white, have money and drive a BMW, wait it does. TMF.
–Arizona

Well thought out and intellectually provocative. He obviously took his time writing this one.

TFM is a real cool site, makes me wanna frat all night, pulling frat moves all day long, that’s what makes a fratter strong. Singing left, left, left right left lo-right-left, lefty righta left. TFM.
-Canada

Bieber? Is that you?

Couldn’t be more awkward.

The definition of sloppy.

Why are they both staring at it? God I’m too stoned for this.

Now that’s a frat tat.

Puking mid-belly flop. TMF.

One of these is not like the others.

I hope he ate it so hard.

#thinspo #phrat

Not going to lie, this photo is fucking terrifying right now.

Onesies for funsies.

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