FAIL FRIDAY: Puking Mid Belly Flop
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going to a gay bar to see how many gays you can pick up, just to let them down and laugh. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Yeah, you only go to toy with the gays, and everyone believes that.
There’s three motives to life: girls, beer, and a life pursued to frattiness. TFM.
-Illinois
Is this a Bible verse from the book of Psalms?
The the pledge master always being uncircumcised. TFM.
-Michigan
Obviously if your pledge master isn’t rocking a flesh tube they won’t respect him.
When a girl at a bus stop is all like “No hablo ingles!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Love is not bound by language.
When a girl at a party is all like “The rich shouldn’t have a problem paying a little more to help the poor get health care because they have so much money!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
Love is not bound by political beliefs.
When a girl at a party is all like “No one has any right to tell me what I can do with my body, that’s why I’m pro-choice!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Love is not bound by stance on abortion.
When a girl you meet at the bar is all like “I don’t dress nice for guys, I dress nice for myself!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Love is not bound by fashion.
When a girl at a party is all like “Gender is just a continuum and genetics don’t matter so stop being transphobic!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Love is not bound by whatever the fuck this means.
If I’m in a frat it doesn’t mean I am white, have money and drive a BMW, wait it does. TMF.
–Arizona
Well thought out and intellectually provocative. He obviously took his time writing this one.
TFM is a real cool site, makes me wanna frat all night, pulling frat moves all day long, that’s what makes a fratter strong. Singing left, left, left right left lo-right-left, lefty righta left. TFM.
-Canada
Bieber? Is that you?
Couldn’t be more awkward.
The definition of sloppy.
Why are they both staring at it? God I’m too stoned for this.
Now that’s a frat tat.
Puking mid-belly flop. TMF.
One of these is not like the others.
I hope he ate it so hard.
#thinspo #phrat
Not going to lie, this photo is fucking terrifying right now.
Onesies for funsies.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
So to sum up COD guys thoughts on fratcastles: you will get raped, drugged, jumped and its really not a safe place for anyone, but you get to live off campus, the house is really nice and thats where all the females go to party. I assume he’s just butthurt about the revelation he just had
12 years ago at 7:45 amPenn. guy wins the race.
12 years ago at 1:44 pmWife beater under wife beater pic featuring future jersey shore cast
12 years ago at 2:30 pmI didn’t know Sig Chi bid spiky haired oompa loompas…
12 years ago at 9:05 pm“Puking mid-belly flop” kid needs to put on his water wings. PIKE can’t afford to lose another one.
12 years ago at 12:13 pmWhat is the fascination with putting bottle openers on everything? Shoes, hats, now super-hetero longboards. I don’t want to put my feet in my mouth, but thanks anyway.
12 years ago at 11:50 pmIf you have a lighter, you have a bottle opener
#Archimedes
Oh sweet I made it on TFM. FYI I wasn’t about to fall… I was crossing my free foot over to the other side of the board. Although, it does look like I’m about to die and that my legs are broken.
12 years ago at 2:01 amBro…frat boards are FaF. The bottle opener is a nice touch too. Lap, intern.
12 years ago at 6:01 pmHomicidal and Wildly Homosexual Yeti Coolers…Get one today
12 years ago at 10:50 am