FAIL FRIDAY: Pulling The Trigger

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Getting a blumpkin on taco tuesday. TFM.
-Texas

For those who are unfamiliar, a blumpkin is when you receive fellatio while going number two.

Forming a dance crew named Total Frat Move three days before your school’s competition and destroying it like your Thursday night slam. TFM.
-California

“We’re Total Frat Move, and we’re here to get down.”

What if god was frat as fuck? Just a fratstar like one of us. TFM.
-Washington

Just a pledge getting hazed and stuff, trying to make his way in.

Yelling “Fuck Budwiser! I’m the king of beers!” after a game of pong. TFM.
–Missouri

Not a single person at that party likes you.

Hey beautiful, wanna be in a fraternity? Well I know a fraternity who wants to be in you. TFM.
–South Carolina

And then she let the whole fraternity inside her.

Call me old fashioned, but I believe you have to work for what you get. Thats why I use my old polos for oven mits instead of donating them to the homeless. TFM.
-Florida

You’re the queen of the kitchen.

Being so frat that you have to register all of your daily activities with IFC. #ThisIsFrat
-Ohio

Going to start sarcastically using this tool’s hashtag.

Driving a ‘vette but still buying Natty. TFM.
–Florida

Hell yeah. Just cruising down the highway doing 120 in your ‘vette with a case of Natty in the passenger seat. #ThisIsFrat

Seeing that my username is “totalfrat14yrold” and not being bothered by it because I’ve been a fratstar for that fucking long. TFM.
-Alabama

What do you mean “seeing that” is your name. You made the damn account, kid.

I have about a gallon of piss and cum on my table and have no idea why. TFM.
-Michigan

That’s a rough start to the weekend.

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Lightsabers and boners. TFM.

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Big/Lil matching tattoos. TSM.

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Is that Hagrid from Harry Potter?

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That party looks…interesting.

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He’s going to lose his head up there.

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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Washing your eyes out with vodka. TFM.

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Do NOT mess around with this crew.

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I bet Mickey pulled a robbery on both their slams after this picture was taken.

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Sometimes you need help pulling the trigger.

Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…

    1. The_ChiIis_Guy

      ^You’re making us look bad. Christ, act like you’ve been there before.

      12 years ago at 9:44 pm
    2. ConeStoldFratter

      ^Which makes you a try hard as well, since we’re the same person dickwad.

      12 years ago at 2:50 am
    3. I_Chug_Bleach

      You guys are all taking the stupid ranking system way too seriously. and Tuco don’t call me a “fucking rushee” because I just dont comment on every damn thing like you

      12 years ago at 11:42 am
    4. The_ChiIis_Guy

      I’ve written a few. It’s rough out there when no one respects you. #RodneyDangerfield

      12 years ago at 7:30 pm
  1. Junglefeaver

    Second…. Could have used more pictures of Kim Jong Un

    Way to take your time btw……

    12 years ago at 3:48 pm
  2. PhiPsiPhrat

    Intern, you are a scholar, a gentleman, and you are always the most timely member of the TFM staff…

    Fuck that.

    Intern, you regularly ride the staff of the TFM writers.

    12 years ago at 3:50 pm
  3. FrattinSince1855

    I had the hardest time pooping this morning without Fail Friday. Fuck intern, get it together.

    12 years ago at 3:51 pm
  4. commentsonwrongpost

    Nobody gives a shit about your fantasy baseball shit. People only play fantasy football dumbass TFM staff

    12 years ago at 3:51 pm
  5. Cam_Brady

    “We’re Total Frat Move, and we’re here to get down.”
    You should of said “go down” you dumb whore. About time you get this out.

    12 years ago at 3:52 pm
    1. Undercover Gay

      haha that kid’s probably gay, i bet he watches gay porn, unlike us right guys?

      12 years ago at 10:58 am