FAIL FRIDAY: Pulling The Trigger
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Getting a blumpkin on taco tuesday. TFM.
-Texas
For those who are unfamiliar, a blumpkin is when you receive fellatio while going number two.
Forming a dance crew named Total Frat Move three days before your school’s competition and destroying it like your Thursday night slam. TFM.
-California
“We’re Total Frat Move, and we’re here to get down.”
What if god was frat as fuck? Just a fratstar like one of us. TFM.
-Washington
Just a pledge getting hazed and stuff, trying to make his way in.
Yelling “Fuck Budwiser! I’m the king of beers!” after a game of pong. TFM.
–Missouri
Not a single person at that party likes you.
Hey beautiful, wanna be in a fraternity? Well I know a fraternity who wants to be in you. TFM.
–South Carolina
And then she let the whole fraternity inside her.
Call me old fashioned, but I believe you have to work for what you get. Thats why I use my old polos for oven mits instead of donating them to the homeless. TFM.
-Florida
You’re the queen of the kitchen.
Being so frat that you have to register all of your daily activities with IFC. #ThisIsFrat
-Ohio
Going to start sarcastically using this tool’s hashtag.
Driving a ‘vette but still buying Natty. TFM.
–Florida
Hell yeah. Just cruising down the highway doing 120 in your ‘vette with a case of Natty in the passenger seat. #ThisIsFrat
Seeing that my username is “totalfrat14yrold” and not being bothered by it because I’ve been a fratstar for that fucking long. TFM.
-Alabama
What do you mean “seeing that” is your name. You made the damn account, kid.
I have about a gallon of piss and cum on my table and have no idea why. TFM.
-Michigan
That’s a rough start to the weekend.
Big/Lil matching tattoos. TSM.
Is that Hagrid from Harry Potter?
He’s going to lose his head up there.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Washing your eyes out with vodka. TFM.
Do NOT mess around with this crew.
I bet Mickey pulled a robbery on both their slams after this picture was taken.
Sometimes you need help pulling the trigger.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
INTERN SUCKS BALLS. MY COLUMN IS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT
12 years ago at 3:47 pmAlso, First.
12 years ago at 3:48 pm^You’re making us look bad. Christ, act like you’ve been there before.
12 years ago at 9:44 pm^why the fuck are you talking to yourself?
12 years ago at 10:01 pm^ this
12 years ago at 2:38 am^why the fuck are you talking to yourself?
12 years ago at 2:42 am^ YMBNH
12 years ago at 2:44 am^ I’m a JI actually. Take a lap, sport.
12 years ago at 2:45 am^ That just means you’re a try hard.
12 years ago at 2:47 am^Which makes you a try hard as well, since we’re the same person dickwad.
12 years ago at 2:50 am^ Fuck yourself.
12 years ago at 2:52 amJI’s are pussies. Earn some respect from the house before you ramble on.
12 years ago at 9:35 amYou guys are all taking the stupid ranking system way too seriously. and Tuco don’t call me a “fucking rushee” because I just dont comment on every damn thing like you
12 years ago at 11:42 am^Shut up you fucking rushee.
12 years ago at 1:26 pmLet’s see your column chilly’s guy
12 years ago at 2:30 pm^^^ Fuck you rushee
12 years ago at 2:35 pmI’m a rushee…go get me a fucking beer
12 years ago at 4:35 pmI’ve written a few. It’s rough out there when no one respects you. #RodneyDangerfield
12 years ago at 7:30 pm^^No bid.
12 years ago at 2:04 pmFuck you intern.
12 years ago at 3:48 pmSecond…. Could have used more pictures of Kim Jong Un
Way to take your time btw……
12 years ago at 3:48 pmAbout fucking time.
12 years ago at 3:49 pmseriously..this took way too long
12 years ago at 4:05 pmThat’s what she said
12 years ago at 7:29 am^
12 years ago at 9:36 amIntern, you are a scholar, a gentleman, and you are always the most timely member of the TFM staff…
Fuck that.
Intern, you regularly ride the staff of the TFM writers.
12 years ago at 3:50 pmGet out of town!… I did not see that coming!!! You sir, are hilarious!
12 years ago at 4:22 pmMan. Fucking ^this.
12 years ago at 5:09 pmPHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 years ago at 10:30 pmSo are you in a phrat or a frat? I’m intrigued.
12 years ago at 10:06 pmI had the hardest time pooping this morning without Fail Friday. Fuck intern, get it together.
12 years ago at 3:51 pmShould’ve thrown one in
12 years ago at 2:36 pmNobody gives a shit about your fantasy baseball shit. People only play fantasy football dumbass TFM staff
12 years ago at 3:51 pm“We’re Total Frat Move, and we’re here to get down.”
12 years ago at 3:52 pmYou should of said “go down” you dumb whore. About time you get this out.
The word you were looking for was “have”.
12 years ago at 5:16 pmThat Star Wars boner picture is an instant classic.
12 years ago at 3:52 pm^ gets it.
12 years ago at 4:20 pmThe best Fail Friday picture of all time
12 years ago at 9:39 pmBoner and cotton candy Beta kids take the cake.
12 years ago at 2:37 amhaha that kid’s probably gay, i bet he watches gay porn, unlike us right guys?
12 years ago at 10:58 am^ get a life
12 years ago at 5:32 pmYea there have definitely been some classics recently.
12 years ago at 9:54 pmMy personal favorite.
12 years ago at 3:33 pmhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/68adc1e499fe4bd3ce9b3911b5de2df31090002178.jpeg
Where’s fail Friday! Give it now
12 years ago at 3:52 pm