FAIL FRIDAY: Pulling The Trigger
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Getting a blumpkin on taco tuesday. TFM.
-Texas
For those who are unfamiliar, a blumpkin is when you receive fellatio while going number two.
Forming a dance crew named Total Frat Move three days before your school’s competition and destroying it like your Thursday night slam. TFM.
-California
“We’re Total Frat Move, and we’re here to get down.”
What if god was frat as fuck? Just a fratstar like one of us. TFM.
-Washington
Just a pledge getting hazed and stuff, trying to make his way in.
Yelling “Fuck Budwiser! I’m the king of beers!” after a game of pong. TFM.
–Missouri
Not a single person at that party likes you.
Hey beautiful, wanna be in a fraternity? Well I know a fraternity who wants to be in you. TFM.
–South Carolina
And then she let the whole fraternity inside her.
Call me old fashioned, but I believe you have to work for what you get. Thats why I use my old polos for oven mits instead of donating them to the homeless. TFM.
-Florida
You’re the queen of the kitchen.
Being so frat that you have to register all of your daily activities with IFC. #ThisIsFrat
-Ohio
Going to start sarcastically using this tool’s hashtag.
Driving a ‘vette but still buying Natty. TFM.
–Florida
Hell yeah. Just cruising down the highway doing 120 in your ‘vette with a case of Natty in the passenger seat. #ThisIsFrat
Seeing that my username is “totalfrat14yrold” and not being bothered by it because I’ve been a fratstar for that fucking long. TFM.
-Alabama
What do you mean “seeing that” is your name. You made the damn account, kid.
I have about a gallon of piss and cum on my table and have no idea why. TFM.
-Michigan
That’s a rough start to the weekend.
Lightsabers and boners. TFM.
Big/Lil matching tattoos. TSM.
Is that Hagrid from Harry Potter?
That party looks…interesting.
He’s going to lose his head up there.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Washing your eyes out with vodka. TFM.
Do NOT mess around with this crew.
I bet Mickey pulled a robbery on both their slams after this picture was taken.
Sometimes you need help pulling the trigger.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Today’s Fail Friday was brought to you by boners and homo things.
12 years ago at 4:02 pmFail Friday failed. “unfathomably”
12 years ago at 4:02 pmFuck Pike. Drink whiskey. Dammit intern, you’re late.
12 years ago at 4:02 pmFinally, you fuckwad intern
12 years ago at 4:02 pmIf the guy getting bro raped looks familiar its because he’s the same ginger Jort kid from fail Friday like two weeks ago.
12 years ago at 4:05 pmIT FUCKING IS THAT JORTS GINGER KID
12 years ago at 4:14 pm^^good catch
12 years ago at 5:52 pmWesternSig you and your chapter are a disgrace to Sigma Chis everywhere. I’m glad you’re losing your charter.
12 years ago at 6:05 pm^ Please, tell me how you really feel…
12 years ago at 7:59 pmI don’t know if I’m necessarily ashamed of the fat black guy reading Cat in the Hat with DSP letters. #thisisfrat
12 years ago at 4:13 pmHey Intern, hope you had a better good friday than Jesus did
12 years ago at 4:13 pmToo soon bro, too soon…
12 years ago at 4:41 pmYep, that’s how a line up works.
12 years ago at 4:15 pmI’m actually a little jealous of the lightsaber kid.
12 years ago at 4:15 pmwhy are you looking at his dick man? you must be gay. are you? you probably are, hahaha stupid gay people
12 years ago at 11:02 am^ Try a little harder
12 years ago at 1:53 pm^fuck you ^^this is gonna be one of the funniest accounts on here
12 years ago at 4:19 pm^ he commented on every goddamn comment
12 years ago at 8:26 pmsorry bro!!! I’ll make it up to you, promise! we can go to this bar i know and pound some brews over some bro talk!!! hmu seriously!
12 years ago at 10:06 pmThis definitely made for a Good Friday.
12 years ago at 4:22 pmI see what you did there
12 years ago at 9:41 pm