FAIL FRIDAY: Pulling The Trigger
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Getting a blumpkin on taco tuesday. TFM.
-Texas
For those who are unfamiliar, a blumpkin is when you receive fellatio while going number two.
Forming a dance crew named Total Frat Move three days before your school’s competition and destroying it like your Thursday night slam. TFM.
-California
“We’re Total Frat Move, and we’re here to get down.”
What if god was frat as fuck? Just a fratstar like one of us. TFM.
-Washington
Just a pledge getting hazed and stuff, trying to make his way in.
Yelling “Fuck Budwiser! I’m the king of beers!” after a game of pong. TFM.
–Missouri
Not a single person at that party likes you.
Hey beautiful, wanna be in a fraternity? Well I know a fraternity who wants to be in you. TFM.
–South Carolina
And then she let the whole fraternity inside her.
Call me old fashioned, but I believe you have to work for what you get. Thats why I use my old polos for oven mits instead of donating them to the homeless. TFM.
-Florida
You’re the queen of the kitchen.
Being so frat that you have to register all of your daily activities with IFC. #ThisIsFrat
-Ohio
Going to start sarcastically using this tool’s hashtag.
Driving a ‘vette but still buying Natty. TFM.
–Florida
Hell yeah. Just cruising down the highway doing 120 in your ‘vette with a case of Natty in the passenger seat. #ThisIsFrat
Seeing that my username is “totalfrat14yrold” and not being bothered by it because I’ve been a fratstar for that fucking long. TFM.
-Alabama
What do you mean “seeing that” is your name. You made the damn account, kid.
I have about a gallon of piss and cum on my table and have no idea why. TFM.
-Michigan
That’s a rough start to the weekend.
Lightsabers and boners. TFM.
Big/Lil matching tattoos. TSM.
Is that Hagrid from Harry Potter?
That party looks…interesting.
He’s going to lose his head up there.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Washing your eyes out with vodka. TFM.
Do NOT mess around with this crew.
I bet Mickey pulled a robbery on both their slams after this picture was taken.
Sometimes you need help pulling the trigger.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Cat and the hat seems like the an appropriate reading level for him
13 years ago at 8:24 pmthere are actually two lightsabers in that first picture
13 years ago at 9:46 pm^I see what you did there. You are clever.
13 years ago at 5:52 amIntern watches gay frat porn
13 years ago at 9:50 pmWhoa. They can read?
13 years ago at 11:06 pmYou know, if she smokes she pokes
13 years ago at 1:04 amAaron Rogers is a homo
13 years ago at 2:22 amThis weeks Fail Friday brought to you by the LGBT coalition on marriage equality.
13 years ago at 11:09 amThe kid getting his trigger pulled is a CU Boulder Kappa Sig. We were mid beer olympics between all the houses in Boulder and this kid was running around yelling “somebody pull my trigger, I just can’t do it myself”.
13 years ago at 3:13 pmpullin your bro’s trigger, totally not gay
13 years ago at 5:45 pmFucking gay frat porn? First of all that’s fucking disgusting, second of all it’s pretty lazy on your part intern. Go fuck yourself, then die.
13 years ago at 6:48 pmYou know all those fun things fraternities are known for? Yeah, here at DU we don’t do those things
13 years ago at 7:27 pm