FAIL FRIDAY: Pulling The Trigger

TFM Intern13 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Getting a blumpkin on taco tuesday. TFM.
-Texas

For those who are unfamiliar, a blumpkin is when you receive fellatio while going number two.

Forming a dance crew named Total Frat Move three days before your school’s competition and destroying it like your Thursday night slam. TFM.
-California

“We’re Total Frat Move, and we’re here to get down.”

What if god was frat as fuck? Just a fratstar like one of us. TFM.
-Washington

Just a pledge getting hazed and stuff, trying to make his way in.

Yelling “Fuck Budwiser! I’m the king of beers!” after a game of pong. TFM.
–Missouri

Not a single person at that party likes you.

Hey beautiful, wanna be in a fraternity? Well I know a fraternity who wants to be in you. TFM.
–South Carolina

And then she let the whole fraternity inside her.

Call me old fashioned, but I believe you have to work for what you get. Thats why I use my old polos for oven mits instead of donating them to the homeless. TFM.
-Florida

You’re the queen of the kitchen.

Being so frat that you have to register all of your daily activities with IFC. #ThisIsFrat
-Ohio

Going to start sarcastically using this tool’s hashtag.

Driving a ‘vette but still buying Natty. TFM.
–Florida

Hell yeah. Just cruising down the highway doing 120 in your ‘vette with a case of Natty in the passenger seat. #ThisIsFrat

Seeing that my username is “totalfrat14yrold” and not being bothered by it because I’ve been a fratstar for that fucking long. TFM.
-Alabama

What do you mean “seeing that” is your name. You made the damn account, kid.

I have about a gallon of piss and cum on my table and have no idea why. TFM.
-Michigan

That’s a rough start to the weekend.

Lightsabers and boners. TFM.

Big/Lil matching tattoos. TSM.

Is that Hagrid from Harry Potter?

That party looks…interesting.

He’s going to lose his head up there.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Washing your eyes out with vodka. TFM.

Do NOT mess around with this crew.

I bet Mickey pulled a robbery on both their slams after this picture was taken.

Sometimes you need help pulling the trigger.

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