FAIL FRIDAY: Rapist Reputation

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Giving the grip to the slampiece’s vagina when I’m going down on her. TFM.
–Florida

You perform your fraternity’s secret handshake on your slampiece’s vagina when you go down to chow? I respect that.

Getting rid of your girlfriend by saying, “Babe welcome to Dumpsville population…YOU!!!” through a text. TFM.
–Missouri

BOOM! You roasted that bitch!

While I was shitfaced, a GDI complimented me on my Jordan shorts and Marc Ecko shoes. I said, “Get Bent, geed!” FAF.
–Georgia

Now I’ll be telling people to “get bent” all weekend.

Everyone in Brooks Brothers knows me, probably because my family owns the store. TFM.
–Florida

Dude, that is TOTALLY probably why.

Me and my bros are planning on going to Aruba for Spring Break. Sketchy bars here we come. THollowayM.
–Indiana

Over a year-and-a-half after the launch of TFM and someone finally pulls a Total Natalie Holloway Move to ruin it all.

Geed asked me what NF stood for. I told him to go look in the mirror. TFM.
–Texas

I’ve got to be honest here…I don’t think he got an answer out of that.

I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with her high school ex. So I gave her condoms for Christmas as a joke before I left for break. The real joke is all those condoms have holes poked in them. Happy New Year…you’re pregnant. TFM.
–Arkansas

Revenge is a dish best served with condoms that you’ve poked holes in.

Spiking a girl’s drink with roofies and letting her “crash on your couch” when she gets tired. TFM.
–North Carolina

All you assholes who roofie chicks and don’t let them crash on your couch: take notes.

Finishing a beer before it even has the change to get warm. TFM.
–Michigan

Let the record show that in 2012 Michigan figured out how to chug.

There was nothing going on at our house, so I went to a rival frat’s party and started squeezing random tits to give those guys a rapist reputation. TFM.
–Colorado

Sounds like a party I want to be a part of.


There’s a lot to take in here, but don’t omit the goatee sporting creeper in the background.


Fucking rookie.


This is how to do every single possible thing wrong at the same time.


Giving your bro a southside fade. TFM.


Someone tried to say this was their dad fratting hard back in the day.

Never, ever make a parody of a parody…

The real deal…

  1. Matt Goddamn Cassel

    As a traditional SPE, that video and those “balanced man” pussies make me want to vomit like a model before a swimsuit photo

    13 years ago at 4:47 pm
    1. grandfrat

      Agreed. Balanced Man is a parasite that is consuming what is left of any awesomesauce that was once SigEp.

      13 years ago at 12:19 am
  2. Fraterick Southgate

    Pretty sure this makes an entire month of no Pikes on fail friday, but an an entire straight month of Sigeps making appearances every week. Props.

    13 years ago at 5:36 pm
    1. BROdy

      ^^ you must be a Pike Southgate. no matter how many fails any other frat has, they can never suck more dick than a Pike– wtf is a Pike??

      13 years ago at 5:55 pm
    2. Fraterick Southgate

      And you must be a Sigep. And judging by the gay members in the last few weeks fail fridays, I’m pretty sure you guys are the pros at sucking dick.

      13 years ago at 6:20 pm
    3. BROdy

      Sigeps have been sucking massive dick in these past few weeks… just like that Pike in the bathroom stall sucking his own

      13 years ago at 6:29 pm
    4. BROdy

      looks like every one of these guys making Friday fails are not from the south = not real fraternities

      13 years ago at 6:32 pm
  3. Fratin on a Naturday

    Sig Ep put down the vodak and pick up some whiskey. In the mean time can we get them moved to the TSM page?

    13 years ago at 5:50 pm
    1. Fraterick Southgate

      Hmm….its almost like that may have something to do with why its on fail friday..

      13 years ago at 5:58 pm
  4. BROdy

    I wouldn’t want to claim that Mick Jagger reject as good ole papa frat. Sketch as fuck– Seth Rogen mullet, GDI hanging keychain and possibly a fanny pack– NF

    13 years ago at 6:20 pm