FAIL FRIDAY: Return Of The Mack
8 years ago

After a two week hiatus due to general laziness, I am back with the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and two videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Setting an alarm reminder for Seersucker Thursday. TF.

You almost finished what would’ve still been a terrible submission — just left off the “M.”

Farting real loud during lecture to let her know she’s got about 5 minutes left. TFM.

“Whelp! Hear that class? That’s the five minutes left fart!”

It is better to have eaten butt and died of syphalis than to have never eaten butt at all. Total frat wisdom.

Going out on a limb to say most people disagree.

When dad punishes your 6 year old brother for not chugging his milk fast enough by refusing to change his diaper for a week. TFM.

I wore diapers into my early teens.

Purposely getting a STD because you want everyone to know you had sex. TFM.

That can’t smell good.

Status:Bro like finishing so fast your sex tape could be a vine and like not wanting mom to see the news cause you took down 6 beers and you’re being arrested for public intoxication and like having your golf glove registered even though you could just unlock your iPhone with your right hand but yea just like pounding kegs and hot tubbing with sorority girls that are like 3s and fratting frat and crushing some mikes hard lemonade. And Bob Stoops. That bro runs college football. TFM.

tl;dr.

Harambe was the Tim Riggins of the Cincinnati Zoo. TFGM (Total frat gorilla move!)

Oh you mother fucker.

Stealing paraplegics’ girlfriends to be like Tim Riggins. TFM.

You dirty rotten son of a bitch.

You know what’s a fucking TFM? Koi fish. Hear me out. A bright orange fucking fish with white trimming! Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Who thought that up? Kinda makes you believe in God doesn’t it. I don’t think I could think it up. Plus it’s very versatile and it takes like skill level 3 to take care of them unlike fucking seahorses. But I guess that’s why they are the stallion of the ocean. Like that fucking movie Spirit. God I love spirit. TFM.

Come over and let’s smoke that shit together.

The casual “my balls have been in your asshole” smirk you give your ex as you pass her on campus. TFM.

We’ve all been there. Heh. We’ve all been there, indeed.

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I hear YETI butts are all the rage.
I hear YETI butts are all the rage.
You are a couple of disgraces.
You are a couple of disgraces.
No one. Absolutely no one.
No one. Absolutely no one.
Just dudes being dudes.
Just dudes being dudes.
Dude there's a dart in your arm...and back.
Dude there’s a dart in your arm…and back.
Dude no why?
Dude no why?
This doesn't seem like a "safe" prank.
This doesn’t seem like a “safe” prank.
Cut it out, cuties.
Cut it out, cuties.
Treasure his life.
Treasure his life.
Be better.
Be better.
Man down.
Man down.
Okay seriously someone check on him.
Okay seriously someone check on him.
You naughty little girl.
You naughty little girl.
Preserve his legacy.
Preserve his legacy.
Honor is memory.
Honor his memory.
Spring Break 2K17!
Spring Break 2K17!
You okay under there, chief?
You okay under there, chief?
Put a shirt on, guy.
Put a shirt on, guy.
Read the back of his shirt.
Read the back of his tee.
He gave it his all.
He gave it his all.

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TKE Rush Video 2016

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  2. poellermann

    Any more I feel like there’s a better chance I’ll see narnia before I see another good TFM article

    8 years ago at 1:32 am
  3. Kappasaurus

    Can someone photoshop the last guy on the couch dunking or something else in the hilarious manner?

    8 years ago at 3:07 am
  4. Otter Stratton J.D.

    This has to be the easiest column to put out, yet for some reason you skip it every other week. It’s clearly easy enough to do in advance.

    And don’t try to convince me that there isn’t enough material, half the shit you post seriously belongs here.

    8 years ago at 3:20 am
  6. Cartier

    I thought ’empty your account on the Panthers’ was close enough to fail Friday

    8 years ago at 5:00 am
  10. That drunk brother

    Fuck you for posting this in between my midnight and morning dump. Please take a long walk off a short cliff

    8 years ago at 8:16 am
  11. bettertonek

    Just saying but the shit on the wall recently was a lot worse than this trash. This place is going down the shitter.

    8 years ago at 8:36 am