FAIL FRIDAY: Return Of The Mack

After a two week hiatus due to general laziness, I am back with the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and two videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Setting an alarm reminder for Seersucker Thursday. TF.

You almost finished what would’ve still been a terrible submission — just left off the “M.”

Farting real loud during lecture to let her know she’s got about 5 minutes left. TFM.

“Whelp! Hear that class? That’s the five minutes left fart!”

It is better to have eaten butt and died of syphalis than to have never eaten butt at all. Total frat wisdom.

Going out on a limb to say most people disagree.

When dad punishes your 6 year old brother for not chugging his milk fast enough by refusing to change his diaper for a week. TFM.

I wore diapers into my early teens.

Purposely getting a STD because you want everyone to know you had sex. TFM.

That can’t smell good.

Status:Bro like finishing so fast your sex tape could be a vine and like not wanting mom to see the news cause you took down 6 beers and you’re being arrested for public intoxication and like having your golf glove registered even though you could just unlock your iPhone with your right hand but yea just like pounding kegs and hot tubbing with sorority girls that are like 3s and fratting frat and crushing some mikes hard lemonade. And Bob Stoops. That bro runs college football. TFM.

tl;dr.

Harambe was the Tim Riggins of the Cincinnati Zoo. TFGM (Total frat gorilla move!)

Oh you mother fucker.

Stealing paraplegics’ girlfriends to be like Tim Riggins. TFM.

You dirty rotten son of a bitch.

You know what’s a fucking TFM? Koi fish. Hear me out. A bright orange fucking fish with white trimming! Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Who thought that up? Kinda makes you believe in God doesn’t it. I don’t think I could think it up. Plus it’s very versatile and it takes like skill level 3 to take care of them unlike fucking seahorses. But I guess that’s why they are the stallion of the ocean. Like that fucking movie Spirit. God I love spirit. TFM.

Come over and let’s smoke that shit together.

The casual “my balls have been in your asshole” smirk you give your ex as you pass her on campus. TFM.

We’ve all been there. Heh. We’ve all been there, indeed.

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I hear YETI butts are all the rage.
I hear YETI butts are all the rage.
You are a couple of disgraces.
You are a couple of disgraces.
No one. Absolutely no one.
No one. Absolutely no one.
Just dudes being dudes.
Just dudes being dudes.
Dude there's a dart in your arm...and back.
Dude there’s a dart in your arm…and back.
Dude no why?
Dude no why?
This doesn't seem like a "safe" prank.
This doesn’t seem like a “safe” prank.
Cut it out, cuties.
Cut it out, cuties.
Treasure his life.
Treasure his life.
Be better.
Be better.
Man down.
Man down.
Okay seriously someone check on him.
Okay seriously someone check on him.
You naughty little girl.
You naughty little girl.
Preserve his legacy.
Preserve his legacy.
Honor is memory.
Honor his memory.
Spring Break 2K17!
Spring Break 2K17!
You okay under there, chief?
You okay under there, chief?
Put a shirt on, guy.
Put a shirt on, guy.
Read the back of his shirt.
Read the back of his tee.
He gave it his all.
He gave it his all.

Rush AEPi 2016

TKE Rush Video 2016

Chaser

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  1. thadcastle2

    Not sure what this is but it was actually pretty funny. Definitely wouldn’t mind seeing this turning into a weekly thing.

    8 years ago at 9:24 am
  2. Boris55

    The fact you even admit to being to lazy to post fail Friday shows how fucked this cite is

    8 years ago at 9:25 am
  3. frapitalism

    This is the mother of the user known as Frapitalism. My son used to read this site often. As the years went by, his interest in your content declined, but he always returned every week for the recurring column known as “Fail Friday”. He was a respectable fraternity man starting his career.
    Last Friday, his coworkers found him unresponsive in the bathroom at his office. He was rushed to the hospital, where he was diagnosed fecal impaction. His intestines ruptured because he had not voided for several weeks.
    Despite the doctors best efforts, my son passed away on yesterday. His last words were in a phone call to his brother: Where the fuck is fail Friday?
    Rip Frapitalism: 2011 to 2016
    He will be missed.

    8 years ago at 10:17 am
    1. Fratty the Broman

      Many condolences. When’s the wake? So I can bring some Glenlivet with a heavy heart

      8 years ago at 10:43 am
  4. Coloradosown

    I heard him out, and now there’s no doubt in my mind that koi fish are a TFM

    8 years ago at 10:30 am
  5. InternStanLee

    “Read the back of his tee”

    Does that look like a T-shirt to you intern? Do better.

    8 years ago at 10:49 am
  6. CrookedHalo

    What in the name of all that is holy and good is that fucking Chaser??? Die Intern, just die

    8 years ago at 11:02 am
  7. chudcityschmeg

    People just wear these memes into the ground. The harambe shit stopped being funny three weeks ago.

    8 years ago at 4:00 pm