FAIL FRIDAY: Rock Bottom
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Always overusing condiments. TFM.

I get every single motherfucking sauce at Chick-fil-A.

Beating up people when they make me so angry! TFM.

Alright you just calm down, buddy. Violence isn’t always the answer.

Having to buy two rulers to accurately measure my frock’s girth. TFM.

Are you suggesting that your penis is more than two feet wide? That is absurd, sir.

Convinced my slam that the stain on my bed was a melted Twix from Halloween (bc she knows I fucking love Twix). TFM.

“Nah babe, that’s not my poo; that’s a melted Twix. You know I fucking love Twix. Now disrobe.”

Never judge a frat bro until you’ve walked a mile in his Sperry’s. TFM.

You should get that tattooed down your back.

Nicknamed my newest slam “Tilapia,” because after I fingerblast her my fingers always smell like farm-raised Tilapia. TFM.

Oddly specific scent.

A history professor and her student having a closer relationship due to the fact that the professor also goes on Totalfratmove.com. Oh yeah! Hi professor! (She knows who she is). TFM.

The fuck? This isn’t a missed connections forum.

Receiving head while purchasing Sperrys online. TFM.

You need to receive a punch in the face.

Getting so fucking pissed when I see GDI’s misspeling words! TFM.

Lol u r so fun-e.

Playing Fratty Bird while on TFM cuz I’m so frat and rich I have 3 phones and the other one is busy sending nudes to Dorn’s mom but I had to wait for the bigger iPhone 6 to come out to get my whole frock in the picture also I bought it with my dad’s money he made from killing illegals tfm

It is getting really, really hard for me to sleep at night.

This is what rock bottom looks like.
This is what rock bottom looks like.
Swagging out in the bathroom with your boy. TFM.
Swagging out in the bathroom with your boy. TFM.

Looks like these goobers got themselves a Taco Bell sign.
Looks like these goobers got themselves a Taco Bell sign.

Uhhh wut?
Uhhh wut?

On Wednesdays we sleep on the stairs.
On Wednesdays we sleep on the stairs.
Everyone has that one friend that gets naked every time he blacks out.
Everyone has that one friend that gets naked every time he blacks out.
Sexual. Terrifying. Arousing. Disturbing. Art.
Sexual. Terrifying. Arousing. Disturbing. Art.
Hanging with one of the main characters from The Hobbit!
Hanging with one of the main characters from The Hobbit!
That's a mistake.
That’s a mistake.
"Join us! We have a trophy!"
“Join us! We have a trophy!”
Bridge Troll Pledge is having himself some soup.
Bridge Troll Pledge is having himself some soup.
Rushing at 50. TFM.
Rushing at 50. TFM.
Edward Veuve Hands.
Edward Veuve Hands.
Corvette, glass bottle Coke, boat shoes, Home Depot parking lot. TFM.
Corvette, glass bottle Coke, boat shoes, Home Depot parking lot. TFM.
Man down.
Man down.
His mom sent him a cake. They pooped on it.
His mom sent him a cake. They pooped on it.
Thats unfortunate.
That’s unfortunate.
Some nights just dont end the way you want them to.
Some nights just don’t end the way you want them to.
Doing lines off NBA2K on a pledges back. RFM.
Doing lines off NBA2K on a pledge’s back. RFM.
You alright there, champ?
You alright there, champ?

Peeing On Shoes Prank Gone Wrong

Glow Stick Blows Up In Kid’s Face

Ultimate Party Fouls

Chaser

  3. McDouchebag with Cheese

    You know what they call doing lines off NBA 2K in France?
    A Lebron with Cheese.

    11 years ago at 1:05 pm
  5. JackHandy

    The engine is running but there is nobody behind the wheel for champagne hands kid.

    11 years ago at 2:44 pm
  7. Jim_Lahey

    Hey, intern, if that guy’s frock was more than 2 feet wide, he would’ve bought 3 rulers. The two rulers suggests it is between 1 and 2 feet wide. Learn to math, fuckface.

    11 years ago at 3:05 pm
  10. PatrickBateman703

    If your video player was a person, it would be a black person because you know why

    11 years ago at 5:24 pm