FAIL FRIDAY: Rocking A Quarter-Chub

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She holds it for him while he pees.

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You have to work your ass off to be this fashionable.

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Fratty rager.

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How real men drink martinis.

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Spray painting your letters on the hood of the hooptie. TFM.

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Matching your thigh tat with your shirt. TFM.

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Sex ed powerpoint with a dildo in front of you. TFM.

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Excuse me sir, don’t barf on your own dick.

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Always rocking a quarter-chub. TFM.

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Looks like she’s really digging his vibe.

Maybe the hottest country music video of all time:

Mass texting is dangerous:

Getting left hanging sucks:

Chaser to wash down the failure:

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    1. Tucker

      Shut your mouths. TKE and PIKE are the top fraternities. I just wish I could have been graced with a bid from them.

      12 years ago at 12:24 pm
    2. Nobody

      Still unsure of what gender that red tke shirt wearing thing really is. Man? Not what his pussy doctor says

      12 years ago at 12:30 pm
  1. guywhowearssperrys

    Woah Fail Friday was only posted a few hours late, You did well intern, I’m still going to sperry board you, but I promise to rape your mother more gently.

    12 years ago at 12:02 pm
    1. Misogyny Weasley

      ^ while what you’re saying is undeniably true, this is one of those circumstances where you just keep your mouth shut and let the evidence speak itself.

      12 years ago at 7:10 pm
    1. Dave_Fratthews

      I saw Stamos do a fuckton of blow at the Cheetah in Atlanta like three weeks ago. Dude still fucking rages.

      12 years ago at 1:12 pm
    2. Ron_Bourbondy

      The cheetah is the place to go to see celebrities acting like dumbasses. My buddy saw Chipper blow a couple grand there once.

      12 years ago at 2:37 pm
    3. Real Clayton Bigsby

      The Cheetah, such a fine establishment I decided to make it the official headquarters of the imminent race war! Bigsby 2020.

      Also, fuck Dave Matthews you NEED some of that WSMFP.

      WIDESPREAD MOTHER FUCKING PANIC,

      also WHITE SUPREMACIST MILF FELLATIO PORNOGRAPHY.

      RACE WAR!!!!

      12 years ago at 2:37 pm
  2. neworleansfrat

    “You know I don’t have HIV, so let me go down and spin you right round.” I don’t think I’ve ever needed a chaser more than after that video

    12 years ago at 12:03 pm