FAIL FRIDAY: Rocking A Quarter-Chub

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Telling your slutty sister to go sleep with rival frat members to see what they’re up to. TFM.
-Texas

You’re worse than Khaleesi’s brother in Game of Thrones.

Stabbing your friend for “hogging all of the vagina” during a threesome. TFM.
-Virginia

Well, he shouldn’t have been a poon hog.

Naming your dick Joey Gladstone and telling bitches you have a full house in your pants. TFM.
-Tennessee

Hell of a pickup line.

Being put on shredder duty at the office because you got caught masturbating in the bathroom. TFTC.
–Anonymous

The punishment fits the crime.

Slowly driving by her house late at night. TFM.
-Anonymous

Sometimes love is creepy.

Getting pulled over by University Police because you just did leg day and you’re stumbling home. TFM.
-California

That’s why I only do curls and crunches.

Starting a “slut” chant when an ex-slam does a keg stand. TFM.
-Kansas

You’re just coming off as bitter, bro.

Paying extra to defecate on the escort’s breasts. TFM.
–Alabama

Everyone knows you have to pay a little extra to get the good stuff.

Doing 4 cocaines and 3 pots before heading to the frat house. TFM.
-Tennessee

You should do some rat poisoning as well.

Throwing a Glee themed party where everyone OD’s on heroin. TFM.
-Oklahoma

That doesn’t sound like fun at all.

Shameless staring. TFM.

What an eccentric group of winners.

I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for this.

He loves her, she loves he, they’re a happy family.

That’s not how you operate a golf cart!

Da fuq?

Those are for pees, not pukes.

Guy in a frat hoodie, track pants, and sunglasses ices himself while taking a selfie.

He’s cooler than you, and he knows it.

Respect the Greek legend.

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