FAIL FRIDAY: Rolling Stone Of Regret
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Burning your hands when taking the pizza out of the oven, because you refuse to wear protection. TFM.
Life is going to be very, very difficult for you.
The only long and brown item that you permit entrance to your mouth being a cigar. TFM.
Really weird way of saying you only suck white dicks.
Getting your letters inked on your balls. Scrotal Tat Move.
Wrong website. You’re looking for ScrotalTatMove.com. #STM
I wake up dressed better than 99.9% of any GDI. Tfm.
And 100% of all human beings hate you.
Asking your slam to prom via text saying “prom?” and getting a yes. TFM.
Going to off-campus lunch even though you so totally aren’t allowed to lol. TFM.
Reporting your height and weight as 6’9” 169 pounds whenever given the opporuntitty. TFM.
I’m sure doctors find this hilarious.
Accidentally stepped on my frock and tore my freniscus (frat meniscus). TFM.
You must have a crazy long frock.
One the first day, The Lord said, “Let there be light…Natty Light!” TFM.
No, no he didn’t, but you can imagine what it’d be like if he did.
Going with the iPhone 6 Plus because you’ve got a big ass dick and are totally used to having things that don’t fit stuffed into your skinny jeans. TFM.
Gross dude. Mashed up wiener analysis wasn’t necessary.
Publishing a column accusing an entire university of covering up a tradition of rape within a fraternity and then later admitting to not really knowing what “journalism” is and apologizing whoopsies. TrollingstoneM.
Just about sums it up.
Just in time for my lunch…..I mean dinner break!
Fuck you intern I’m already off work.
11 years ago at 5:01 pmThe kid with the snapback…so….punchable
11 years ago at 5:02 pmThe good news is – you’re fired. The bad news is – you’ve got, all of you’ve got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight’s sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good.
11 years ago at 5:02 pmI upped you. Guess I’m the only one that got the reference.
11 years ago at 11:26 pmYeah, apparently the new “tfm’ers” have no culture. Or appreciation of Alec Baldwin.
11 years ago at 2:36 pmI’m going to have sex with all of your moms.
11 years ago at 5:03 pmIntern, your chill to pull ratio is a solid 0:0. You could never get any.
11 years ago at 5:35 pmOh wow, a mom joke, have some respect you worthless waste of sperm
11 years ago at 5:36 pmI would tell you to take a lap but its already at -69, so you get the picture.
11 years ago at 9:05 pmMy moms dead you asshole. How fucking dare you.
11 years ago at 9:55 pmFalse. My mom would never have sex with a liberal piece of shit.
11 years ago at 10:56 pmGo suck off an exhaust pipe intern, you pathetic waste of air
11 years ago at 5:03 pmDid I miss something or did TKE somehow avoid fail Friday? That’s unusual
11 years ago at 5:05 pmFuck off. You’re the lake no one cares about.
11 years ago at 9:54 pmYou told him, man.
11 years ago at 10:53 pmThis general lack of self awareness is startling
11 years ago at 5:07 pmI’m having a hard time believing the “I love college” rapper ever went to college
11 years ago at 5:07 pmIntern, stop trying to defend yourself you pathetic piece of shit. Your parents must really regret not getting that Plan B.
11 years ago at 5:07 pmI’d wreck Ralphs face
11 years ago at 5:09 pm