FAIL FRIDAY: Rolling Stone Of Regret
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Burning your hands when taking the pizza out of the oven, because you refuse to wear protection. TFM.
Life is going to be very, very difficult for you.
The only long and brown item that you permit entrance to your mouth being a cigar. TFM.
Really weird way of saying you only suck white dicks.
Getting your letters inked on your balls. Scrotal Tat Move.
Wrong website. You’re looking for ScrotalTatMove.com. #STM
I wake up dressed better than 99.9% of any GDI. Tfm.
And 100% of all human beings hate you.
Asking your slam to prom via text saying “prom?” and getting a yes. TFM.
Going to off-campus lunch even though you so totally aren’t allowed to lol. TFM.
Reporting your height and weight as 6’9” 169 pounds whenever given the opporuntitty. TFM.
I’m sure doctors find this hilarious.
Accidentally stepped on my frock and tore my freniscus (frat meniscus). TFM.
You must have a crazy long frock.
One the first day, The Lord said, “Let there be light…Natty Light!” TFM.
No, no he didn’t, but you can imagine what it’d be like if he did.
Going with the iPhone 6 Plus because you’ve got a big ass dick and are totally used to having things that don’t fit stuffed into your skinny jeans. TFM.
Gross dude. Mashed up wiener analysis wasn’t necessary.
Publishing a column accusing an entire university of covering up a tradition of rape within a fraternity and then later admitting to not really knowing what “journalism” is and apologizing whoopsies. TrollingstoneM.
Just about sums it up.
I rescheduled my c-section for THIS?! To say I’m disappointed would be accurate but not fully reflect the evil in my heart.
11 years ago at 5:09 pmthat chaser is un fucking real
11 years ago at 5:10 pmI expected a much uglier comment section for this FF. I don’t know if I’m impressed or disappointed.
11 years ago at 5:11 pmYou just showed up, so I don’t see it getting any uglier.
11 years ago at 5:14 pm#Censorship2014
11 years ago at 5:38 pmGo fuck yourself Dorno.
11 years ago at 5:17 pmBalling some of your wittier users will have that effect.
11 years ago at 5:19 pmEveryone has already gone home.
11 years ago at 5:46 pmOnly a few of use still around at this hour fuckface
11 years ago at 7:02 pmOnly a few of us who haven’t been balled into oblivion.
11 years ago at 12:42 pmHonestly I thought Scrotal Tat Move was hilarious
11 years ago at 5:14 pmI definitely didn’t check if it was a real website or anything…
11 years ago at 8:24 amAre we all friends again?
11 years ago at 5:17 pmAre you still dressing up as Santa so kids will sit on your lap?
11 years ago at 5:36 pmThe content from tuesday through today was far better than it has been lately, so nice work, but FF needs to be up by noon.
11 years ago at 5:42 pmNo. Have fun judging that Pinewood Derby race this weekend Dorno
11 years ago at 6:27 pmWhen I first discovered this app, it was good. Now it’s bad
11 years ago at 6:36 pmIntern, I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and only you.
11 years ago at 5:18 pmWe waited two weeks for this?
11 years ago at 5:19 pmFuck you intern.
11 years ago at 5:35 pmIntern, you’re the worst kind of person.
11 years ago at 5:37 pmPi Kapps killing it
11 years ago at 5:40 pm