FAIL FRIDAY: Rolling Stone Of Regret
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Burning your hands when taking the pizza out of the oven, because you refuse to wear protection. TFM.
Life is going to be very, very difficult for you.
The only long and brown item that you permit entrance to your mouth being a cigar. TFM.
Really weird way of saying you only suck white dicks.
Getting your letters inked on your balls. Scrotal Tat Move.
Wrong website. You’re looking for ScrotalTatMove.com. #STM
I wake up dressed better than 99.9% of any GDI. Tfm.
And 100% of all human beings hate you.
Asking your slam to prom via text saying “prom?” and getting a yes. TFM.
Going to off-campus lunch even though you so totally aren’t allowed to lol. TFM.
Reporting your height and weight as 6’9” 169 pounds whenever given the opporuntitty. TFM.
I’m sure doctors find this hilarious.
Accidentally stepped on my frock and tore my freniscus (frat meniscus). TFM.
You must have a crazy long frock.
One the first day, The Lord said, “Let there be light…Natty Light!” TFM.
No, no he didn’t, but you can imagine what it’d be like if he did.
Going with the iPhone 6 Plus because you’ve got a big ass dick and are totally used to having things that don’t fit stuffed into your skinny jeans. TFM.
Gross dude. Mashed up wiener analysis wasn’t necessary.
Publishing a column accusing an entire university of covering up a tradition of rape within a fraternity and then later admitting to not really knowing what “journalism” is and apologizing whoopsies. TrollingstoneM.
Just about sums it up.
The man-tit in the “soiled myself” pic deserves a sailboat
11 years ago at 5:42 pmThere’s no way the girls in the chaser are 18 but ¯_(ツ)_/¯
11 years ago at 5:47 pmIf she’s 16, I’m 16.
11 years ago at 7:20 pmShouldn’t you be busy posting a video or some shitty list.
11 years ago at 7:27 pmActually it’s a quiz: Which whiny internet commenter are you?
11 years ago at 4:22 pmIntern, I will have a horse with a bloody cock take your daughter’s virginity on your mother’s grave, you sack of siberian sheep shit, cum dumpster motherfucker.
11 years ago at 5:49 pmBows and toes, intern….
11 years ago at 6:03 pmI thought the Phi Psi Lip Dub was pretty entertaining and to say it ruined Christmas is just foolish. Fuck you, intern.
11 years ago at 6:19 pmIntern you disgust me. I have no words for you.
11 years ago at 6:57 pmI used to be able to read Fail Friday while taking my morning dump after a long night of drinking back in my undergrad days. Now, I’m reading this bullshit after a full work day. Fuck you, intern, you sack of human feces.
11 years ago at 7:42 pmPhi Psi trying to convince everybody they couldn’t have raped that girl because they’re all gay. Bold strategy.
Also, where is last week’s fail friday you fucking worthless, inbred, jizz-drinking fuck.
11 years ago at 8:17 pmReplacing “man down” with “#buttstuff2014”. TInternM.
11 years ago at 9:30 pmEnough is enough intern. Do us all a favor and cut your hands off right now so you can no longer post these miserable columns.
11 years ago at 10:18 pmAlso on a side note, Bacon would really appreciate if you would stop fucking all his watermelons.