FAIL FRIDAY: Romance And Lust
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
So I’m studying abroad in Paris, right? Yeah, I shotgunned in front of the Eiffel tower. Twas frat. So I see some punk wearing my letters. I went over to him and said, “Yo, dude. Who do you know here?” It brought back the memories of me kicking randos out of the frat. Be home soon, America. TFM.
-Kentucky
This guy should be our ambassador to France.
Having three slams for 11 years, not letting them leave your home, and telling them what to eat. TArielFratstroM.
-Oklahoma
Somebody let Ariel Castro know he has been referred to as Ariel Fratstro on this highly disturbing website.
Ending a presentation by saying, “And I end this Powerpoint, with a powerpoint,” then proceeding to point at everyone in the class as you silently walk back to your seat. TFM.
-Michigan
My guess is you got an “F” on that presentation. You know what that stands for?
When you’re sliding into third and you feel a big turd, fratarrhea. TFM.
–Anonymous
Thanks for that.
Peeing sitting down and shitting standing up. TFM.
-North Carolina
Being a non-conformist is the opposite of frat, you rebellious hipster scum.
Subconsciously measuring your bros wangs based on their shoe sizes. TFM.
-Tennessee
If you don’t check out your bros’ wangs, who will?
Letting one go as you max out on that last rep with your bros. TFartMove.
-Anonymous
I’m assuming, just from this one TFM submission, that you do not have the IQ of a genius.
My cat only eating Fancy Feast. TFM.
–Washington
We don’t even feed our pledges Fancy Feast. That cat in the hat is frat.
Buddy: “She likes it ruff and nasty.” Me: “Lemme guess, she had daddy issues.” Buddy: “Yea, how did you know?” Me: “Sounds like my slampiece 1 and 2.″ TFM.
-Massachusetts
Riveting conversation.
I fucked Dorn’s mom, if that’s not a fucking TFM the intern can blow my ass hole with a dishwasher. I bet none of you homely pukes has ever finger blasted her, let alone put the P in the V (or B for that matter.) TFM.
-Anonymous
Totally inappropriate.
Most romantic possible ending to a night, if you ask me.
He’s got lust in his eyes.
A gang of goobers.
BOOMSLAM!
That’s just awful.
That is a serious disaster.
Cute couple.
Recruiting the homeless. TFM.
One of these does not have a soul like the others, and it ain’t the duck.
Sober as a priest.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Just to clear my sullied name, neither of those two tards are me.
12 years ago at 3:13 pmWait how come y’all can make fun of gingers, but we can’t make fun of bl acks?
12 years ago at 3:16 pmWell I guess I’ll take that turd out of the freezer that I was gonna penetrate you with. This time
12 years ago at 3:24 pmThat toilet seat looks amazingly clean for how much shit is in that picture.
12 years ago at 3:53 pmFuck you intern. I’m sick of waiting all day to read this shit. Hurry the fuck up next time you worthless piece of shit
12 years ago at 3:54 pmPetition to put a video of Dorn’s mom butt chugging as the chaser.
12 years ago at 3:55 pmSomething wrong with boots intern, More less you queer boy?
12 years ago at 3:57 pmIntern, how did you fuck up this Fail Friday so badly? Your week consists of picking submissions and pictures, making witty captions, and getting coffee for the people that actually matter on this website. Quit being such a baby back bitch and feeling sorry for yourself because you get ripped a new asshole on a daily basis by everyone on this website, you signed up for this not us. With that being said, instead of spending your free time jerking it in the little boys’ underwear section of JC Penny, you should think of some shit that will at least give one a good chuckle. The choice is yours dick weasel, don’t fuck it up.
12 years ago at 3:58 pmIntern i’m not going to mention you mother or the lack of your metal capability’s but you only have one job & that is to post FF at a reasonable hour!
12 years ago at 4:11 pmChubbies have a 5.5 inch inseam dumbass…
12 years ago at 4:20 pm