FAIL FRIDAY: Rough Nights, Rougher Mornings
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Setting the house thermostat to 69 degrees for optimal hype conditions to party rock and crush ass. TFM.
I begged them to let me post this one on the wall.
Being so frat that you can literally type any sentence, say “TFM” after it, and it conpletely being one. TFM.
You are a conplete waste of oxygen.
Finding out you’re third cousins with a girl you’ve been fucking and just saying, “Oh well,” and then just keep on fucking. TFM.
TFTC that you’re committing incest.
Going crazy every time someone in a movie packs a lip. TFM.
“Ohhh shit that dude is packing a lip he’s frat just like us bros for life!”
Being known as “the fratty GDI.” TFM.
Loser geed.
Asserting your dominance over your roommate by nakedly eating Chef Boyardee daily on the living room couch. TFM
That’s one way to get your roommate to hate you.
Going to college. TFM.
Come on man you’re not even trying.
Submitting “Going to college” as a TFM. TFM.
Congratulations I just deleted your account.
Double knotting your Sperrys because you frat so hard. TFM.
I will pay you $100 to fight me.
Giving the pledges a keg of O’Doul’s and watching them act drunk and taking advantage of one of them sexually. TFM.
Alright then, on to the photos.
Fuckin’ A it’s about time you late fuck.
11 years ago at 2:07 pmRub your teeth on my taint.
11 years ago at 2:13 pmThat’s Dorn’s job.
11 years ago at 2:14 pmIs it just me or does the steak in that Grandex Man Outfitters ad look like a dick cut in half?
11 years ago at 2:10 pmIf you would stop thinking about dicks you wouldn’t have that problem.
11 years ago at 2:16 pmDid somebody say dick’s?
11 years ago at 2:30 pm*dicks
11 years ago at 2:36 pmthis is gold
11 years ago at 11:47 amFreudian slip. Got him.
11 years ago at 2:33 pmIt still amazes me that some people don’t have adblock
11 years ago at 3:39 pmaverage at best
11 years ago at 2:10 pmI almost forgot that this was even a fucking column
11 years ago at 2:11 pmLike your parents try to forget you are a-fucking-live?
11 years ago at 2:13 pmYou got one fucking job to put up fail Friday’s and you fucking blow at it
11 years ago at 2:15 pmHow’s that new one you’ve been ripped?
11 years ago at 2:13 pmon the Delta Sig Video; “We really love animals”.
Who are you recruiting? Fucking PETA?
11 years ago at 2:13 pmSome serious tards this week, but none compare to the intern.
11 years ago at 2:14 pmThat yearbook photo is not a fail Friday pic it is a meme you degenerate go kick a bag of rocks
11 years ago at 2:15 pmYou’re a meme.
11 years ago at 2:27 pmYou’re really catering to the high school crowd, aren’t you?
11 years ago at 3:32 pmTimes are uh Changin’
11 years ago at 3:42 pmOne was more than enough
11 years ago at 4:36 pm
11 years ago at 3:43 pmEat shorts, Intern.
11 years ago at 4:00 pmYour job is to post Fail Friday, then take the abuse from commenters, and have good comebacks. You fucked up at both.
11 years ago at 4:07 pmYou’re a “conplete” waste of oxygen, intern.
11 years ago at 4:54 pmIs it just me or are comments disappearing again?
11 years ago at 3:39 pmYou’re really pushing it intern.
11 years ago at 2:18 pmNot a bad job done on the Crouching tiger hidden penis comment intern.This will be the only time I compliment you so don’t let it get to your head you shit for brains.
11 years ago at 2:19 pmNEVER compliment that waste of oxygen.
11 years ago at 2:21 pmYou can’t use a line from my fucking column to insult me, you uncreative afterbirth.
11 years ago at 2:26 pm