FAIL FRIDAY: Rough Nights, Rougher Mornings
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Setting the house thermostat to 69 degrees for optimal hype conditions to party rock and crush ass. TFM.

I begged them to let me post this one on the wall.

Being so frat that you can literally type any sentence, say “TFM” after it, and it conpletely being one. TFM.

You are a conplete waste of oxygen.

Finding out you’re third cousins with a girl you’ve been fucking and just saying, “Oh well,” and then just keep on fucking. TFM.

TFTC that you’re committing incest.

Going crazy every time someone in a movie packs a lip. TFM.

“Ohhh shit that dude is packing a lip he’s frat just like us bros for life!”

Being known as “the fratty GDI.” TFM.

Loser geed.

Asserting your dominance over your roommate by nakedly eating Chef Boyardee daily on the living room couch. TFM

That’s one way to get your roommate to hate you.

Going to college. TFM.

Come on man you’re not even trying.

Submitting “Going to college” as a TFM. TFM.

Congratulations I just deleted your account.

Double knotting your Sperrys because you frat so hard. TFM.

I will pay you $100 to fight me.

Giving the pledges a keg of O’Doul’s and watching them act drunk and taking advantage of one of them sexually. TFM.

Alright then, on to the photos.

Dont do stuff like this.
Don’t do stuff like this.
Excuse me miss, youre in the wrong restroom.
Excuse me miss, you’re in the wrong restroom.
One of those nights.
One of those nights.
Telling rushees they should ask their moms about your frat. TFM.
Telling rushees they should ask their moms about your frat. TFM.
Going to be a rough wakeup for this idiot.
Going to be a rough wakeup for this idiot.
Christmas is long gone but this terrible photo will live forever.
Christmas is long gone but this terrible photo will live forever.
Goobing out hard on the dance floor.
Goobing out hard on the dance floor.
Really great murse youve got there.
Really great murse you’ve got there.
Greatest yearbook photo ever.
Greatest yearbook photo ever.
Super fratty pose, bros.
Super fratty pose, bros.
Gotta sleep somewhere.
Gotta sleep somewhere.
Man down.
Man down.
Popped a molly hes sweating.
Popped a molly he sweatin’.
Who designed this bathroom?
Who designed this bathroom?
Giant bottle of Gold Bond to let you know he keeps his balls fresh.
Giant bottle of Gold Bond to let you know he keeps his balls fresh.
Looks like he is really enjoying himself.
Looks like he is really enjoying himself.
Crouching tiger, hidden penis.
Crouching tiger, hidden penis.
These guys crush so much XP.
These guys crush so much XP.
Warren is having a rough morning.
Warren is having a rough morning.
Enjoy that grilled cheese, fella
Enjoy that grilled cheese, fella

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Chaser

Asian Chaser

  2. Fuck Skateboarders

    I really just can’t wrap my mind around how bad Pike is across the country. Every fucking chapter.

    11 years ago at 2:20 pm
    1. TokenBlackPledge

      They’re top tier at a lot of Universities, you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about.

      11 years ago at 2:34 pm
      7. Frordon Frombay

        They’re top tier at my school… On second thought I’m a geed, so I probably have no clue what I’m talking about.

        11 years ago at 3:03 pm
  3. 21st Century Goose

    Too busy getting DP’d by Dorn and Helmetstickers to get this up at a reasonable time?

    11 years ago at 2:22 pm
  4. WNBA_superfan

    These are nice, but can we talk about the girl in the crouching tiger hidden penis picture?

    11 years ago at 2:22 pm
    1. Brofalo and Company

      I’d hide my penis in her crouching tiger. If you know what I mean. Talking about having sex with her.

      11 years ago at 2:35 pm
      1. soldier_for_freedom

        I hope they send that over cyberdust without the sail boat since they don’t even send tits.

        11 years ago at 6:29 pm
  7. Fratchelor Pad

    The intern is the hogrider of the office, nobody asks for him and nobody wants him around.

    11 years ago at 2:24 pm