FAIL FRIDAY: Running The Wrong Way

Ten real submissions, fifteen photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

This bitch thought she wanted to suck my toes but she took one lick and sniff of the frat foot and made her realize she never wanted to lick a toe again because my vans boatshoes made my feet smell so bad but im way TFTC. TFM.
–Louisiana

What the fuck is wrong with you?

The frat castle’s gloryhole: redefining “balls to the wall.” TFM.
-Michigan

I know what you mean. I want me some glory hole.

On the lean poppin’ rose with a kush blunt. With a bitch, ass fat, see it from the front. TFM.
-West Virginia

I was unaware that Juicy J is a TFM user, but I love when I can see that ass from the front.

Wrapping a koozie around your nutsack and telling your slam to “take a sip.” TFM.
–California

I knew I had heard this before. It’s from the “You Might Be A Tryhard If…” column.

Hot chick unbuttons my pants. Me: “Girl you touch mo’ dick than Sundusky.” TFM.
–Ke’vonte tha Swag Chief

Swag! Swag! Swag!

Being TFTC about the whole “frat” stereotype and just being a geed. TFM.
–Florida

BTFTCATWFSAJBAG. That’s the new acronym.

Telling your arresting officer, “Whatever they’re paying you, I’ll double it.” TFM.
-Illinois

Five to ten for bribing a police officer is so frat.

Letting everyone know they peasants. TFM.
-Indiana

They peasants, fo sho.

Pissing in the bidet so it pees in her butt for me. TFM.
–Florida

My Mimi has a bidet, and I’m totally doing this.

Was putting together IKEA furniture in my dorm room with my mom while my geed roommate was playing hackeysack outside, when suddenly the shitty Allen wrench IKEA gives you slipped out of my hands and fell into my mom’s cleavage, so I got it out of there with my teeth. It’s a TFM.
–Devry University

It’s a TFM.


This is what happens when you drink a beer per hole, and try too hard.


Glad he got the Sperrys in there.


Is that a fucking Poké ball on his shirt?


Staying classy during halftime at a Ducks game.


This TKE has some seriously disturbing bumper stickers.


We want YOU, to wear cargo shorts with us.


The best looking composite photo I’ve ever seen.


This tattoo just keeps happening…


Frat. Period.


Rage. Period.


Someone has to keep them from going extinct.


BLAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHH.


Look at those stupid fucking faces.


Geed up from the feet up.


I posted this pic in TFM Photos for a few days to see what people thought about the least fun game of beer pong ever played. Check out the comments.

Moron picks up botched punt return and runs 58 yards in the wrong direction, other morons tackle him:


Cool football teams.

FIJI at Mizzou continues tradition of creating cringe-worthy music:


Between Mizzou and A&M the SEC’s reputation is in grave danger.

The Fratting:


Jack Nicholson would be honored by the acting in this video.

Double chaser of Brooklyn Decker to wash away the bad:


If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE, and be sure to check out this week’s TFM Sweetheart, Annie Tagye. Also, with the return of college football comes the return of Dick Perry. Here’s Week 1 of Dick’s Picks.

    1. RandyMarsh

      it’s the state in-between flaccid and erect, where you aren’t necessarily horny, but you are still down to have sex.

      12 years ago at 3:50 pm
    2. NativeFloridaCracker

      He ment you forgot a comma, fuck tard. See how it works better champ.

      12 years ago at 7:54 pm
    3. Jenkens_Lesson1901

      See how it works better, champ?** I believe that is correct. I’m sure I’ll find out soon enough.

      I must say, I chuckled at the bidet submission. Also, I am very disappointed at my SPE brothers.

      12 years ago at 11:48 pm
  1. Charleston FratEN

    The Bidet one was funny, and that sex in bathroom picture is definitely TFM worthy. Creepy that some fuck took a picture of it, but great nonetheless.

    12 years ago at 1:53 pm
    1. LateNightFratStar

      Dude. The picture in the bathroom is the definition of TFTC.

      Clearly the TFM Intern this semester wishes he was the girl in that picture.

      12 years ago at 2:38 pm
    2. BroswickStew

      The bidet one took more ingenuity to create than most TFMs on this site. It was a must post.

      12 years ago at 3:22 pm
  2. RogerSterlingArcher

    Cool story bro: I knew a TKE here at UF that drove a Prius and was a big Obamabot. I guess it’s contagious.

    12 years ago at 1:55 pm
    1. TKEpledge

      Fuck off. Thats how most of us are, and we aren’t ashamed of it. We are YITB brothers, don’t let these wannabes hate.

      12 years ago at 3:32 pm
    1. Campus Rapist

      Taking credit for an obviouse fuck up and turning it into a successful “experiment”. TFM

      12 years ago at 1:42 am
  3. CunnalingusJohnson

    Fucking finally. God damnit Intern, it’s 4 o’clock, get your shit together

    12 years ago at 2:00 pm