FAIL FRIDAY: Running With Scissors
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being gay but still having slampieces to keep up appearances. TFM.
-South Carolina
Tom Cruise frat.
Sometimes I draw a penis on my face before I go out so people know I’m there to fucking party. TFM.
-Arizona
I’m sure everybody takes you seriously.
Getting your salad tossed by a stripper in her shower. TFM.
-Michigan
If it had been YOUR shower this wouldn’t have been a fail, but HER shower? Come on.
Kissed a guy just to see two girls make out. TFM.
-Indiana
Isn’t this the plot of one of the American Pie movies?
I stopped wearing American Eagle in the seventh grade when my house burned down. Thank God for fire. TFM.
-Alabama
So, had your house not burned down you’d still be rocking the Eagle?
The house beer bong doubles as an abortion vacuum. TFM.
-Iowa
This is almost as outlandish as the email we received requesting a TFM brand abortion probe.
A dozen Krispy Kremes and a case of Natty. Breakfast of champions. TFM.
-North Carolina
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.” -Dean Wormer
Running with scissors. TFM.
-Mississippi
I hope you take your fucking eye out.
Singing Josh Turner’s “Your Man” as we run down sorority row in girl’s Nike running shorts. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is an act of great masculinity.
I donated $10 to a charity to buy nets in Africa to help save millions of mosquitoes from AIDS. TFM.
-Texas
Wait, what?
Too gay for words.
Yeah, these guys again. STILL more to come…
Sometimes I dance around the house in my sister’s dresses too.
Spring Break in Aruba. TFM.
Cylindrical penis with no head boner fail.
The completely homosexual Lambda Chis bending over are from NSU in Oklahoma. Homos in the picture, homes is real life.
13 years ago at 6:41 pmAssuming you go to NSU,
What’s it like going to a school with an acceptance rate above 80%? The fact that you go to NSU is a fail itself.
13 years ago at 6:55 pmThanks for the info bro! Glad you had time to look that up!!
13 years ago at 6:59 pmand the other rambda guys (the bunny ears that made two fail fridays in a row) are from new mexico state.
13 years ago at 7:05 pmAssuming “Fratness Monster” lives at home with his mom where there is a 100% Acceptance rate. That is a Fail itself.
13 years ago at 8:27 pmAssuming the squatter is squatting on top of a dick right now. I will tell him to go fuck himself at a later time.
13 years ago at 11:25 pmAwww, how sweet guys! Beer Quisque Beer is standing up for his butt buddy The fratness monster.
13 years ago at 9:29 amTweak: I don’t have to stand up for myself. I’m glad you had enough time to respond to my first post 4 minutes later, you’re weekend must be raging. You also have probably worked at Chili’s at some point in your miserable life. Right?
13 years ago at 7:34 pmSquatter: You realize that we are in college and therefore don’t have an income to sustain ourselves like we are used to, so yeah I live with my parents during the summer along with 95% of the people on this site. You fail again, NSU is a joke of a school.
Man, you guys are way too sensitive for this website. I’ll be sure to refrain from making any jokes that might hurt your little feelings.
13 years ago at 12:30 pmTalking shit about other fraternities is too sensitive if you ask me, if you don’t have a valid opinion. Since you go to NSU, you have no valid opinion. Let me guess, you are majoring in either sociology or psychology?
13 years ago at 2:56 pmMarketing actually, but good guess! Thanks for playing!!
13 years ago at 11:17 pmI didn’t know Dennis Rodman was a Sigma Pi.
13 years ago at 6:48 pmthis^
13 years ago at 12:44 pmwait…why does OJ have the glove on?
13 years ago at 7:33 pmMy thoughts exactly.
13 years ago at 11:40 pmphi mu?
13 years ago at 7:54 pmRattle Rattle here comes the cattle…..Pppphhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
13 years ago at 8:41 pmA wild Snorlax appears. (I’m well aware I’m gonna get shit for that one)
13 years ago at 8:01 pmyeah especially because it was already said.
13 years ago at 8:27 amha, you suck. take a lap
13 years ago at 1:24 amWait… So somebody actually thought at video deserved anything remotely close to a TFM post?
13 years ago at 8:52 pmThere seemed to be an extremely high amount of homosexuality this week
13 years ago at 8:58 pmIntern fail on the North Carolina one… NCSU Krispy Kreme run. Google it.
13 years ago at 9:07 pmThat video is a meth head’s wet dream.
13 years ago at 11:39 pmHahahaha look at the ni.gg…er. What chapter would give a bid to a spear chucker?
13 years ago at 6:48 amcut it out bro.
13 years ago at 6:54 amHow ironic, a fail comment on the fail friday column, thank you WWW.
13 years ago at 10:03 amRainbow stop being a pussy PC liberal I don’t like em end of story so no I won’t. I guess being a traditionalist is a fail? Oh how this site has changed cause pussy like you.
13 years ago at 2:51 pmoh don’t worry WWW there’s still people who share your views about naggers
13 years ago at 1:27 amWhat about the black guys fighting for us overseas? oh yeah…..You guys will never get that respect bros
13 years ago at 11:11 amGood question WWW1858, good question. Times are changing and not for the better.
13 years ago at 2:02 pmUnequivocally hating black people is not “traditionalist,” nor does not doing so make you a “pussy PC liberal.” I can’t wait for fucking idiots like you to get weeded out of the gene pool.
13 years ago at 5:59 pm