FAIL FRIDAY: Rushing The Field
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Bagging your dad’s slam on Parent’s Weekend. TFM.
Your dad’s slam? Like, your mom? Wut?
“Oh cool, you bench 350? Well may watch is worth 500 so who’s the real winner here?” TFM.
Oh wow that’s a really nice Timex you’ve got there, baller.
Throwing up before 9 am. Haha go Vols. TFM.
Laughing at your own TFM mid-TFM is definitely a TFM.
Remembering that the reason you can’t unlock your phone is because you replaced that fingerprint with your frock print. TFM.
Would be really inconvenient if you had to take your dick out and press it to your phone every time you wanted to use it.
Assuming you forgot to wash your hands when someone walks into lecture with a fish sandwich. TFM.
Because you get so much pussy, and pussy smells like fish WE GET IT.
Having such a fratty house that sororities change their initiation dates to accommodate to your formal. TFM.
No, no they don’t.
Being know as the fratty sleeper in class. TFM.
Next person to say “fratty” is getting pistol-whipped.
Being a Canadian chapter, but still cheering, “USA! USA! USA!” every party. TFM.
You try-hard traitor.
Drinking Sally the Sweetheart’s glorious nectar after hitting the eject button on your frock-juice into her wiener koozie. TFM.
Wiener koozie is a spectacular term. I really enjoy that.
Steve Jobs adding a Greek keyboard to the new iPhone. TFM.
That n**** dead. You know that, right?
![Mummy down.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/9ed88b070731d6b521df25f1518bae00.jpg)
![Man down.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cd56b8d79330fb0987225ef47bf21355-e1412969107871.jpg)
![That bitch is sexy.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/881433bc5204ac678eb24a5075bce6b3-e1412969156425.png)
![The fuck?](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/311b59fb683a8606ceb53748f337537f.png)
![Hey man that urinal is for urine.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/eeb2b3bf321165a1fb4dd73f8510ac0e.jpg)
![Thats a mistake.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/c7fbda59d839edacb55b5ce20710bf75-e1412969344957.jpg)
![Impressive nipple strength.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/7f27a036d4db5f7290712d7b45bb621a.png)
!["You gotta be shitting me." -Cop](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/a9f35b1351e4a7cd441a54a959c6b905.jpg)
![Fockmingo is still alive and well.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/1a38210514032cee0fc91c051e814758.jpg)
![Totally not staged.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/a89266af20943773e96b697d7c86c214.jpg)
![Be afraid. Be very afraid.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/77e68e4521be5d46c40c16e3ea391c97.png)
![His night does not appear to be going well.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/aa988407e9d3e0b4f4f280b9ca36a552-e1412969559885.jpg)
![Wut?](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/4be1f72956a0d22bf888472fa4f9eb9e-e1412969613462.jpg)
![Failed field rush.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/e87b8f881285c9605b6be8f4b6c83daf.jpeg)
![Jedi down.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/74c8f8c57d6e1cfbb8c577a55d38b872.jpeg)
![You got some on your shoulder, bruh.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/a9694ff1a420a19a2c9ae43ce5278007.jpg)
![Great, guys. Really great. Good stuff. You'll never regret those.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/72b24fb1230eac6fb21f641867996615.jpg)
![There you go, just puke right on her head. Perfect.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/5059172cb569e09bbd855230ca920319.jpg)
![YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/92da227a6b44f28a4a9dc301bb5cf794-e1412969865814.png)
![Phone case game too strong.](https://d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/c40bdaeca48f8570921c783f1a526d18-e1412969927533.png)
Ditch the fucking tee shirt god damn it.
10 years ago at 3:40 pmGod dammit Brian.
10 years ago at 3:59 pmTo think i’ve been taking off my t-shirt the wrong way for 19 years. Thanks a lot, intern! You bitch.
10 years ago at 4:01 pmWhat school do people regularly take a fish sandwich into a lecture?
10 years ago at 5:06 pmI’ll admit it. I suck at golf.
10 years ago at 5:17 pmWho the fuck will TKE NOT bid?
Goddamn son.
10 years ago at 7:13 pmhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmas1kWDuT1qa1dck.gif
10 years ago at 12:12 am^^taking a lap.
10 years ago at 12:15 amI’d love to get in the chaser girl’s wiener koozie.
10 years ago at 8:08 pmThe funny thing is the kids in the second picture is a Mormon.
10 years ago at 8:14 pmFor fuck’s sake Bryant, would you put the club directly behind the ball!
10 years ago at 10:18 pmChasing with chocolate milk? Bitch please chase with whey protein.
10 years ago at 12:08 am