FAIL FRIDAY: Sacrilege
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

The Jews hazing Jesus. TFM. Jesus calling the hazing hotline and being resurrected. NF.
–Colorado

When you’re asking St. Peter why your name isn’t on the list, remember this submission.

Victory laps. In high school. TFTC.
–Tennessee

You’re not yet qualified to be TFTC in high school. This just makes you a moron that got held back.

Made a pledge give me his ticket for the sold out Nickelback concert. TFM.
–Missouri

I fucking hate Nickelback almost as much as I hate you.

If you never penetrated a goat you never pledged. TFM.
–Washington

I beg to differ, and I’m sure several people in the comments section will as well.

After our new members acceptance night we got really high and went paintballing with Buffalo Wild Wings catering it. TFM.
–Illinois

I hope you got plenty of ranch, you stoner geed.

She has a kid so you know she’s DTF. TFM.
–California

You’re playing it too fast and loose. Pun intended.

Aliens coming in 2012 to take away all the geeds. TFM.
–Missouri

You’ve decided that instead of the apocalypse in 2012 it’ll be an extra terrestrial cleansing of the GDIs?

Today my boss asked if I could help clean the company bakery. Told him I thought we had hired some women to do those kinds of jobs. I got fired. TFM.
–Alabama

Wait, the company bakery? You are pathetic.

Made my cat barf by queefing in its face. TSM.
–Arkansas

I’m not sorry I had to include this.

To frat to fail. TFM.
–Arizona

…until now.


Take note: This is how not to dress on the course.


Everything about him screams star quarterback.


This is a picture of a guy asking his girlfriend to be “Facebook Official” with a pretty banner.


Fuck it. The girls aren’t dancing with us. Let’s man grind.


I hope he knows an anti-GDI spell.

This colony has some slight hiccups with their Alpha chapter:

  3. BROnard Ramsey

    I hope alphaclass realizes how much fail that stupid fucking video is now and he should stop trolling the site with it.

    13 years ago at 9:40 am
    1. Good Old Boy

      This. Alpha Class is a huge disgrace to the fraternity community. Shit like this is the reason fraternities have bad reputations.

      13 years ago at 9:46 am
    3. GoFratWin

      overall very gay video, however, i do like the quote “the brothers of this fraternity are the shit. but if you want to be the shit, you have to go through shit.”

      13 years ago at 10:00 am
    5. Jay_Fratsbty

      It should be the goal of this website to ensure that this show is never broadcast in any way shape or form. The fact that any national organization would allow this show to be made is a fucking disgrace.

      13 years ago at 11:44 am
    7. MOMOgotMojo

      seriously fuck whoever made this. Fuck, the geeds at my school have all seen this and are up in arms and campus. FUCK YOU who ever made this.

      13 years ago at 12:00 pm
    9. Lord Brolonius

      If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

      13 years ago at 12:41 pm
    11. Bronan the Barbarian

      I thought I recognized the school. Fuck you, alphaclass and the shitty chapter that allowed themselves to be taped for this. This kind of thing makes us all look bad.

      How did they get guys to pledge that chapter? Being small isn’t necessarily a death sentence, but they seem to air their drama in front of the pledges, which will cause people to drop.

      13 years ago at 1:29 pm
    13. mosthonorableactive

      At least they aren’t completely misrepresenting their irrelevant chapter. They really do bitch at each other like high school girls all the time

      13 years ago at 3:29 pm
    14. Fratty Tissue

      What was it a video of? They took it down and I can’t find it anywhere else.

      13 years ago at 5:12 pm
    16. frattywithaf

      I don’t think that’s true actually. I know a couple of the guys in the clip, and they were kicked of for hazing, sexual harassment and drugs. The camera just so happened to be rolling during all of it. I guess we’ll find out when this failure of a movie comes out.

      13 years ago at 11:16 am
    17. ThetaEtaBro

      Phi Sigma Kappa is no longer recognized as a charter at ASU. Being a member of a different house at Arizona State, this video and participants in this video are a disgrace to all of greek life here. We have worked really hard to better the greek community and I am thoroughly embarrassed that these morons even allowed this to happen. This is the kind of shit that makes us look bad.

      13 years ago at 6:27 pm
  5. ShooterMcGavin

    I had my sound off for the Alpha Class video and thought it was an occupy wall street video

    13 years ago at 9:45 am
    1. DoubleBlackDiamond

      Feline Queef Torture. Read it again. Affleck/O’Bannon is TFTC about flunking senior year.

      13 years ago at 12:09 pm
    2. toss me a bronson

      you know its a bad fail friday when the best post is about queefing in a cat’s face

      13 years ago at 12:10 pm
    2. Sunrise Shotguns

      I have nothing against Sigma Chi, but I don’t know that it’s good that you’re bragging about not being on Fail Friday

      13 years ago at 10:03 am
    4. PhiPhiFrat

      Actually, these kids are Sigma Chis from my school. Y’all are welcome for the picture.

      13 years ago at 10:10 am
    5. American

      The Sigma Chi’s are weaseling their way back onto our campus against the will of IFC and the University. Fuck Sigma Chi.

      13 years ago at 10:16 am
    6. FratwallJackson

      I don’t know about you, but I prefer for my national letters to not appear in Fail Friday.

      13 years ago at 10:27 am
    9. Bronan the Barbarian

      JerryBrones, you know that isn’t true. That’s Pike, if you can still call them a real chapter. That said, Sig Chi is going to continue it’s descent into GDI hell once the older guys graduate. They’re the only thing lending any quality to that chapter.

      13 years ago at 11:33 am
    10. JerryBrones

      ^ I feel compelled to mention Phil Kim, he started the the whole mess. But agreed on Pike.

      Frat on, my friend.

      13 years ago at 11:45 am
    11. Bronan the Barbarian

      Phil Kim is not a real person. He lost that status when he became the 7th or 8th year senior that he is. I really don’t know what the hell he’s doing here still.

      And frat on to you too sir. Enjoy the last official rage day of homecoming.

      13 years ago at 12:05 pm
    12. SIGXBT

      Alright first off the original comment really wasn’t even necessary. If Sigma Chi doesn’t make it on fail friday be proud– don’t act surprised. Secondly all of you talking shit about not wanting the real Sigs on campus can fuck off. We live on a much higher level than most of you so go fuck a goat or sail daddys yacht or w/e you posers are always so hyped up about. I bleed blue and old gold for this fraternity and wouldn’t change that for anything. In Hoc brothers

      13 years ago at 1:28 pm
    13. Bronan the Barbarian

      SIGXBIT, I’m not saying every sig chi chapter is bad. My great uncle was a sig chi. We’re saying Maryland’s chapter is bad because they literally attempt to live life like it’s this website. Their older guys are cool, legitimately fratty guys, with the exception of Phil Kim and a few others. Their younger guys are generally kind of douchey and they recruited a number of guys we had out for rush, but would have never given bids. They are not selective at all, and it makes you all look bad. Most of greek life is convinced they’re the next pike, and that they won’t be back for long.

      13 years ago at 8:10 pm
    15. princessmiranda

      Nope. The two guys grinding on each other are Sigs from my school. Sorry bout it, palmettbro.

      13 years ago at 2:39 pm
    16. The Frat Daddy

      Those guys grinding on each other are Sigma Chi’s from my school. Not surprising from such a shitty chapter.

      13 years ago at 8:42 pm
    8. DeltaChiOrDie

      I think it was.

      A) Who wears a sorority shirt that’s not an event or philanthropy shirt, just their letters on the front?

      B) what self-respecting fraternity man or sorority girl wouldn’t recognize those letters even when blurred out?

      13 years ago at 12:31 pm
    4. BROlo dolo

      Dropping out of school to join the family business, even though his father is a medical doctor. TFTC

      13 years ago at 3:21 pm