FAIL FRIDAY: Sacrilege
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

The Jews hazing Jesus. TFM. Jesus calling the hazing hotline and being resurrected. NF.
–Colorado

When you’re asking St. Peter why your name isn’t on the list, remember this submission.

Victory laps. In high school. TFTC.
–Tennessee

You’re not yet qualified to be TFTC in high school. This just makes you a moron that got held back.

Made a pledge give me his ticket for the sold out Nickelback concert. TFM.
–Missouri

I fucking hate Nickelback almost as much as I hate you.

If you never penetrated a goat you never pledged. TFM.
–Washington

I beg to differ, and I’m sure several people in the comments section will as well.

After our new members acceptance night we got really high and went paintballing with Buffalo Wild Wings catering it. TFM.
–Illinois

I hope you got plenty of ranch, you stoner geed.

She has a kid so you know she’s DTF. TFM.
–California

You’re playing it too fast and loose. Pun intended.

Aliens coming in 2012 to take away all the geeds. TFM.
–Missouri

You’ve decided that instead of the apocalypse in 2012 it’ll be an extra terrestrial cleansing of the GDIs?

Today my boss asked if I could help clean the company bakery. Told him I thought we had hired some women to do those kinds of jobs. I got fired. TFM.
–Alabama

Wait, the company bakery? You are pathetic.

Made my cat barf by queefing in its face. TSM.
–Arkansas

I’m not sorry I had to include this.

To frat to fail. TFM.
–Arizona

…until now.


Take note: This is how not to dress on the course.


Everything about him screams star quarterback.


This is a picture of a guy asking his girlfriend to be “Facebook Official” with a pretty banner.


Fuck it. The girls aren’t dancing with us. Let’s man grind.


I hope he knows an anti-GDI spell.

This colony has some slight hiccups with their Alpha chapter:

    1. Mward2002

      Al I saw was a geed in a robe, and then wondered wtf that guy was holding with a multi compound grip.

      13 years ago at 9:57 am
    3. Saint_Fratrics_day

      A Guinness wizard is not a geed. He was going to turn that water into beer, which makes him slightly better than Jesus to have at a party.

      13 years ago at 1:17 pm
    8. BROoks_BROthers_1897

      According to the banner this is one of Delts’ “excellent” chapters.

      13 years ago at 8:30 pm
    9. Maximilian XIV

      ^It’s called the Hugh Shields award, bro. It just means you know how to do paper work really, really well. And, as amazing as it sounds, they don’t give you extra points towards it by being super “Fratty.” But I don’t even know why I’m making a point of this considering you’re from a fraternity with less notable alum than most ethnic fraternities.

      13 years ago at 3:34 pm
  7. SorryImNot_Sorry

    “This isn’t like the 90s…you can’t just fuckin frat all over the place wherever you want.”
    …what?

    13 years ago at 10:03 am
    1. American

      We always scare our pledges with the thought of it. Tell them to bring velcroe gloves and muck boots. We never actually fuck goats though.

      13 years ago at 10:21 am
  9. So_Gentlemen

    just because you have bunch of dudes that live under the same roof, and have letters on the door doesn’t make you a fraternity,

    13 years ago at 10:07 am
    3. Bob Barker is my bro

      We need to figure out what chapter that is so I can personally go and burn their charter.

      13 years ago at 1:03 pm
    5. Shiner Brock

      ^It’s rather rare for Sigma Nu to have our name smeared on this website. So go ahead and burn their charter to hell

      13 years ago at 1:12 pm
    6. Bob Barker is my bro

      We had the Sigma Nu Until I Die song incident with that geed California chapter which really fucked us. I am going to be eradicating any other geed chapters at the next Grand Chapter.

      13 years ago at 1:25 pm
    9. The Piker

      hahaha I’m sorry, but I thought that video was hilarious because of the white kid in the 2nd row whenever they were walking through the streets. He would bob his head and look around awkwardly, and I just die laughing everytime I see it.

      13 years ago at 1:37 pm
    11. Bob Barker is my bro

      Well if anyone else wants to join me and flounder for the Grand Chapter massacre let me know

      13 years ago at 2:19 pm
    13. BROther from Another

      This kids from The University of Louisiana at Lafayette, this is a colony from sigma nu that wears their letters on campus everyday and have no idea what they mean. It’s so funny he made it on fail friday because he really thinks he is hot shit. FUCK YOU!

      13 years ago at 3:44 pm
    17. Bob Barker is my bro

      Feel free to yell out my name during the meetings, I’ll be the guy from Epsilon Epsilon chasing down gingers with a paddle in my hand

      13 years ago at 1:13 am
    20. James Frank Hopkins

      Alright well I’m from Eta so look for me. That is if I’m still in school.

      13 years ago at 7:50 pm
    22. SouthernFrataholic

      Doesn’t surprise me that he’s a Sigma Nu at ULL…… That whole school is about as gdi as it gets, greek life there is an absolute joke. I go to LSU and heard the EN chapter there just rechartered and their about is bad as it gets, it’s a damn shame too.

      13 years ago at 3:01 pm
  11. Fratadore Broosevelt

    I honestly don’t know if that would be a normal post for the TSM wall.

    13 years ago at 10:15 am