FAIL FRIDAY: Sacrilege
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
The Jews hazing Jesus. TFM. Jesus calling the hazing hotline and being resurrected. NF.
–Colorado
When you’re asking St. Peter why your name isn’t on the list, remember this submission.
Victory laps. In high school. TFTC.
–Tennessee
You’re not yet qualified to be TFTC in high school. This just makes you a moron that got held back.
Made a pledge give me his ticket for the sold out Nickelback concert. TFM.
–Missouri
I fucking hate Nickelback almost as much as I hate you.
If you never penetrated a goat you never pledged. TFM.
–Washington
I beg to differ, and I’m sure several people in the comments section will as well.
After our new members acceptance night we got really high and went paintballing with Buffalo Wild Wings catering it. TFM.
–Illinois
I hope you got plenty of ranch, you stoner geed.
She has a kid so you know she’s DTF. TFM.
–California
You’re playing it too fast and loose. Pun intended.
Aliens coming in 2012 to take away all the geeds. TFM.
–Missouri
You’ve decided that instead of the apocalypse in 2012 it’ll be an extra terrestrial cleansing of the GDIs?
Today my boss asked if I could help clean the company bakery. Told him I thought we had hired some women to do those kinds of jobs. I got fired. TFM.
–Alabama
Wait, the company bakery? You are pathetic.
Made my cat barf by queefing in its face. TSM.
–Arkansas
I’m not sorry I had to include this.
To frat to fail. TFM.
–Arizona
…until now.
Take note: This is how not to dress on the course.
Everything about him screams star quarterback.
This is a picture of a guy asking his girlfriend to be “Facebook Official” with a pretty banner.
Fuck it. The girls aren’t dancing with us. Let’s man grind.
I hope he knows an anti-GDI spell.
I love the irony that the active at 1:07 who blackballed the kid is wearing a stiped v-neck, an earring, and has gel-spiked hair.
13 years ago at 12:38 pm*striped
13 years ago at 12:38 pmFlat-bill in the back ground of the homosexual picture…
13 years ago at 12:52 pmIf you look at the composite on the door at the start of the video you can see all ten (not an exact number but close) of their loser members.
13 years ago at 1:06 pmI want that girl to queef in my face.
13 years ago at 1:32 pmPhi Sig ASU…. Fucking sellout geeds
13 years ago at 2:03 pmYAY I got my post on ther FAF
13 years ago at 2:07 pmLeave.
13 years ago at 3:18 pmFail Blog you fucking idiot! i took a shit on your moms chest. Good spelling retard. Can you count to potato too?
13 years ago at 1:52 amWhy are there so many pics of guys grinding on each other? Like seriously, that shit needs to stop.
13 years ago at 3:38 pmOnly a GDI would show such a video
13 years ago at 3:54 pmI like how the video up loader totally threw a bitch fit and took their video off.
13 years ago at 4:15 pmTim Lincecum in the golf pic?
13 years ago at 6:28 pm