FAIL FRIDAY: Sacrilege
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

The Jews hazing Jesus. TFM. Jesus calling the hazing hotline and being resurrected. NF.
–Colorado

When you’re asking St. Peter why your name isn’t on the list, remember this submission.

Victory laps. In high school. TFTC.
–Tennessee

You’re not yet qualified to be TFTC in high school. This just makes you a moron that got held back.

Made a pledge give me his ticket for the sold out Nickelback concert. TFM.
–Missouri

I fucking hate Nickelback almost as much as I hate you.

If you never penetrated a goat you never pledged. TFM.
–Washington

I beg to differ, and I’m sure several people in the comments section will as well.

After our new members acceptance night we got really high and went paintballing with Buffalo Wild Wings catering it. TFM.
–Illinois

I hope you got plenty of ranch, you stoner geed.

She has a kid so you know she’s DTF. TFM.
–California

You’re playing it too fast and loose. Pun intended.

Aliens coming in 2012 to take away all the geeds. TFM.
–Missouri

You’ve decided that instead of the apocalypse in 2012 it’ll be an extra terrestrial cleansing of the GDIs?

Today my boss asked if I could help clean the company bakery. Told him I thought we had hired some women to do those kinds of jobs. I got fired. TFM.
–Alabama

Wait, the company bakery? You are pathetic.

Made my cat barf by queefing in its face. TSM.
–Arkansas

I’m not sorry I had to include this.

To frat to fail. TFM.
–Arizona

…until now.


Take note: This is how not to dress on the course.


Everything about him screams star quarterback.


This is a picture of a guy asking his girlfriend to be “Facebook Official” with a pretty banner.


Fuck it. The girls aren’t dancing with us. Let’s man grind.


I hope he knows an anti-GDI spell.

This colony has some slight hiccups with their Alpha chapter:

  3. 5fishlimitPhi

    That golf course looks a lot like Morro Bay Golf Course (“Poor Man’s Pebble Beach”) If that’s the case I assume y’all are from the geed infested school of Cal Poly SLO?

    13 years ago at 10:01 pm
    1. No Knee Grows

      I’ve never even heard of this school. The fact that you know of it, know where it is located, and know that it is infested with geeds means you are probably one as well.

      13 years ago at 3:57 pm
  4. the206

    I’m pretty sure Sig Ep at Stetson is the man grind photo. ‘Bout damn time they got outed.

    13 years ago at 11:55 am
  5. Pure Republican

    The Ginger Sigma Nu is from the sigma nu colony of the university of louisiana at lafayette. Most unselective group, they give bids to anyone. They get their letters literally on their bid day.

    13 years ago at 1:03 pm
    1. greek4life55

      Second what he says, but they did just get charter though. The ginger is about as bad as his brother. I think these pictures will show you the types of guys this chapter is after..

      http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/2373/20867529269837720421318804037wQw7B7UK2Mw9ASSMHrpZ.JPG

      http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1897/703588031511604081318804184mpVXeIdDFtnEKNqm0lPF.JPG

      http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/2082/13870921284234896191318804232LM3ZhgBXhthkuOckOeI2.JPG

      http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1889/1528178560630752961318804819X9LKCZr3FtmMVTJORiP9.JPG

      http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1521/166784796278907043613188048348I6MGJ63djFkCPUHC4pK.JPG

      http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1555/9803158615321563761318804856EYJXKAOO5XLgUAr7gOBd.JPG

      13 years ago at 4:34 pm
    3. LOL_UL_PIKES_BLOW

      Go three post down and you’ll see what UL PIKES are all about!!! Getting beat up pressing charges and oh wait they’re president was captain of his highschool dance team!!!

      13 years ago at 6:17 pm
    4. MDCCCXLVII

      Damn this guy’s got some free time. He’s probably a sore pike who’s mad because, from what I understand, the sig nu’s at ULL are about to get their old house back, which just happens to be “pike’s house.” Posting pics like a woman won’t stop you from being homeless, buddy.

      13 years ago at 9:00 pm
    5. greek4life55

      Guessing that doesn’t affect the part that half the sigma nu’s are openly gay. Pike’s president may do dancing, but several guys in sigma nu are cheerleaders. Yeah, they probably will get there old house back, but read the contract closely and you will see, they won’t have the house back until we build a new house. Who wouldn’t press charges when the damage caused was over 4,000? Getting beat up? WHich fight are you talking about? The fight a cage fighter talked shit to some one smaller than him and that dude stood up for him self? Although he got his ass beat and never got in a fight in his life, proved that he’s not scared to fight someone 75+ lbs and does cage fighting. Oh and this same dude who fights in cage fighting also tried picking fights with pledges/members who are about 130lbs. Congrats, your a pussy and can’t fight your own size people.

      13 years ago at 11:42 pm
    6. MCMXI

      I would LOVE to know how these Sigma Nu boys are going to be able to pay for a house… Most fraternities at ULL have pledge classes bigger than their chapter.

      13 years ago at 11:42 am
  7. thefratasticmrfox

    The first Missouri post could have listed any band in the world, but no band would have made me laugh as hard as Nickelback. They’re Canadian for one, and they suck.

    13 years ago at 9:29 am
  8. LOL_UL_PIKES_BLOW

    What I really love is how the Pikes at UL choose to pick on the new guys on campus who are going to take your house next semester…..Also just to throw this out there the PIKE PRESIDENT WAS THE CAPTAIN OF HIS HIGHSCHOOL DANCE TEAM. How about you ULL PIKES tell everyone about how Kappa Sig distroyed your boys orbital bone in his face after talking shit, or when Kappa sig ran up in your house and then fucked all your shit up. Or how about when that Sigma Nu fucked your boys teeth up in that bar fight???? funny thing is ya’ll called the cops everytime, you get fucked up………..NEW slogan Rush PIKE, we press charges!!!!!

    13 years ago at 6:14 pm
    3. SouthernFrataholic

      Motion to vote that anyone from UL should not be aloud to voice their opinion on tfm?

      13 years ago at 3:09 pm
    4. MCMXI

      The fact that this kid’s name is name dropping on UL Pikes is a clear sign that UL Pikes are on top. Pretty bad that you have to name drop on them like that.

      13 years ago at 11:44 am