FAIL FRIDAY: Seriously? Come on.
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, four pictures, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Developing acid reflux disease due to excessive puking. TFM.
-Michigan

I guess when your state’s economy goes down the shitter, you just drink until your esophagus erodes.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual. TFM.
-Kansas

What are we dealing with here? Banana hammock? Leopard print? European man thong? FaF? No. Dude, just keep freeballing.

Just had to rub lube all over my face for pledging. Naturally, as a good pledge, I just asked which flavor it was, and didn’t complain. TFM.
-North Carolina

You should be less concerned with the flavor, and more concerned with the fact that a possible closet homosexual is about to fuck your face.

It’s a saying that a gedi mind trick may work on a few of the weak-minded, but it’s a prophecy that my 11-inch lightsaber never fails. TFM.
-Kansas

Another fucking Star Wars TFM. I think he tried to combine geed with jedi in and attempt to be humorous. Needless to say, it didn’t work out. Quit watching Star Wars themed pornos. Virgin.

Washing windows in my store, then having my manager see me and ask me to stop because, “That is women’s work.” TFM.
-Texas

This has to be the guy from two weeks ago who worked at Chili’s. Looks like he got a new FaF job. Fuck yeah! Window washing! I hate you.

Holding in a shit until your slampiece gets out of class, just to have her give you a blumpkin. TFM.
-Iowa

You are one disgusting son-of-a-bitch. Did you pull it off?

Made the slam piece finish me off in her sink so I wouldn’t get anything on my Polo. TFM.
-Florida

“Hey babe, do you mind if we take this dry handski over to the sink so I don’t get anything on my Polo? It’s my favorite Polo.”

Double penetration brotherhood builder. TFM.
-California

Slapping nuts with a brother does not make it a brotherhood builder. It makes you a fucking weirdo.

Others know the sorority of the slampiece I’m slaying by the croakies on my Oakley’s. TFM.
-Florida

Is this a poem? Cool ZTA croakies on your M-Frames. Are those the 2011 A-Rods? Dear Florida, lose the Oakleys and yourself in the ocean.

Being a Justin Bieber fan, NF, being Justin Bieber’s father. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Ah yes. The Justin Bieber’s dad TFM. I’m going to have a brain aneurism if this keeps up.

Bottom tier spring break will ruin your spring break:

  4. Nu_d Since 69

    Did my eyes deceive me or did I really just see an armored truck with the word crunk energy drink on the side… What is this spring break in compton?

    14 years ago at 11:07 am
    3. FratHatter198

      I’m pretty sure a Guitar Hero controller in a music vid is about as Geed as it gets

      14 years ago at 1:16 pm
    3. George Busch

      Did you really just mistake PFG’s for cargos? Are you on the right website?

      14 years ago at 2:20 pm
    3. Frat Ryan 109

      Backwoods if you are saying that Sandy Springs is full of GDI’s then you are retarded. The 30327 zip code is eighth richest zip code in the nation. Wealth like that isn’t accumulated by GDI’s, but by Frat Stars. Sandy Springs = FaF.

      14 years ago at 1:32 pm
    6. Backwoods

      Frat Ryan 109, you’re an idiot. Sandy Springs is completely NF. Sometimes I drive through there and confuse it with Mexico… Living in North Fulton is FaF.

      14 years ago at 5:32 pm
    7. Mick

      East cobb is easily the frattest suburb in Georgia.. Only slightly behind buckhead as the frattest place to live in Georgia.

      14 years ago at 9:45 pm
    10. Frat Ryan 109

      Backwoods and Owl Amaze you, I know my own fucking Zip Code and it is 30327 and I live in Sandy Springs. By the sound of it Backwoods it sounds like you are from Clayton county and only get action from your sister.

      14 years ago at 4:57 pm
    12. Owl Amaze You

      Frat Ryan, I know MY zip code… and I know it is only for Buckhead. So, you’ve either been telling people you live in the wrong place or you don’t actually live in the 27. You’re making a fool of yourself.

      14 years ago at 5:45 pm
    13. Backwoods

      Frat Ryan 109, actually I live in Alpharetta. Oh, Sandy Springs. That’s a cool place man…

      14 years ago at 7:52 pm
    14. SoFlylikeaGPhiB

      Yeah, they are from Georgia. In fact, the part where they’re running out of a building & down some stairs is definitely at my school, Kennesaw State. I’m embarrassed that they go here, but I’ve never seen them before.

      14 years ago at 4:12 pm
    4. GeorgeHazingWBush

      Georgetown, NF. Northerners pitching tents on ugly slams, TYM, typical yankee move.

      14 years ago at 11:32 am
  11. LeBro James

    the guy wearing the Georgia sweatshirt sounds like he has down syndrome. Gtfo tard.

    14 years ago at 11:14 am