FAIL FRIDAY: Seriously? Come on.
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, four pictures, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Developing acid reflux disease due to excessive puking. TFM.
-Michigan

I guess when your state’s economy goes down the shitter, you just drink until your esophagus erodes.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual. TFM.
-Kansas

What are we dealing with here? Banana hammock? Leopard print? European man thong? FaF? No. Dude, just keep freeballing.

Just had to rub lube all over my face for pledging. Naturally, as a good pledge, I just asked which flavor it was, and didn’t complain. TFM.
-North Carolina

You should be less concerned with the flavor, and more concerned with the fact that a possible closet homosexual is about to fuck your face.

It’s a saying that a gedi mind trick may work on a few of the weak-minded, but it’s a prophecy that my 11-inch lightsaber never fails. TFM.
-Kansas

Another fucking Star Wars TFM. I think he tried to combine geed with jedi in and attempt to be humorous. Needless to say, it didn’t work out. Quit watching Star Wars themed pornos. Virgin.

Washing windows in my store, then having my manager see me and ask me to stop because, “That is women’s work.” TFM.
-Texas

This has to be the guy from two weeks ago who worked at Chili’s. Looks like he got a new FaF job. Fuck yeah! Window washing! I hate you.

Holding in a shit until your slampiece gets out of class, just to have her give you a blumpkin. TFM.
-Iowa

You are one disgusting son-of-a-bitch. Did you pull it off?

Made the slam piece finish me off in her sink so I wouldn’t get anything on my Polo. TFM.
-Florida

“Hey babe, do you mind if we take this dry handski over to the sink so I don’t get anything on my Polo? It’s my favorite Polo.”

Double penetration brotherhood builder. TFM.
-California

Slapping nuts with a brother does not make it a brotherhood builder. It makes you a fucking weirdo.

Others know the sorority of the slampiece I’m slaying by the croakies on my Oakley’s. TFM.
-Florida

Is this a poem? Cool ZTA croakies on your M-Frames. Are those the 2011 A-Rods? Dear Florida, lose the Oakleys and yourself in the ocean.

Being a Justin Bieber fan, NF, being Justin Bieber’s father. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Ah yes. The Justin Bieber’s dad TFM. I’m going to have a brain aneurism if this keeps up.

Bottom tier spring break will ruin your spring break:

  3. burrbetterthanyou

    how has no one mentioned that kids voice who “punched a security guard”.. ridiculous, and the kid with the soulja boy sunglasses..come on.. but what what worries me the most is how dudes who look like they should be working at a carnival got a couple solid slams in this video

    14 years ago at 5:44 pm
  4. frat then rage

    Hope Florida stocks up on four lokos. These Georgia boys aren’t messing around.

    14 years ago at 6:09 pm
  8. Bro Ribbon

    Sweet GDI you just broke a a fucking bull shit guitar hero guitar….. looks like you are gonna have to save some more money to buy a new you.

    14 years ago at 1:08 am
    1. MG Custis Lee

      I’m hoping that you were drunk when you posted this. If not, you need to go find your English teachers from grammar school and punch them in the twat.

      14 years ago at 8:07 am
    1. Grappler

      Maybe they have good personalities? Or the whole “I have a moderately well-known band” thing may be effective. Or maybe the girls are down to earth and not bitches. There is a plethora of possible reasons.

      14 years ago at 5:22 pm
    3. SigmaKlassy_always

      I’m guessing it’s a dissapointed father paying off some girls to hopefully get his son a little action

      14 years ago at 1:09 am
  10. TomSelleck

    I wouldn’t dog Right Side of the Tree to much even though they aren’t FaF they still sell a lot of records and this is there old stuff they actually have gotten way better. They are a pretty decent band.

    14 years ago at 12:35 pm
    1. legalizehazing

      no idea who they are. but those ugly fucks remind me why I am so glad I don’t have to socialize with bottom tier. that was so fucking awful in so many ways. i have no more words

      14 years ago at 6:21 pm