FAIL FRIDAY: Sexual Attack Helicopter
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Shooting an empty Coors Light can in your backyard with a 22…while getting a blowy. TFM.
Well, no one can accuse you of not trying.
Consoling a girl who just broke up with her geed boyfriend…by giving her tons of frock. TFM.
Well, no one can accuse you of being unsympathetic.
Wearing American flag Chubbies to meet her parents. TFM.
“You gotta be fucking shittin’ me.” -Her Dad
Got the entire lyrics to “I Believe I Can Fly” tatted on my left rib cage. It got me laid 12 times last week, by girls. TFM.
I don’t doubt this. That song is beautiful.
Dad: “Want to meet at Chick-fil-A?” Me: “Sure, mine or yours?” TFM. #franchiseowners #richaf #upwardsof3millionayearinsales #FaF
FIGHT ME. PLEASE FIGHT ME.
I get so excited when I’m putting my hand down a girl’s Norts for the first time to see if there are pubes there or not! The only thing I can compare it to is opening up a pack of Upper Deck and seeing if I got a Cal Ripken Jr. or Barry Bonds card. TFM.
This guy will be permanently institutionalized by age 25.
Family lawyer recommended I take out a 3 billion dollar insurance plan on my frock ‘n balls. TFM.
Gotta protect your most valuable assets.
My father being the father of two, my name is Ralph and my sister’s name is Lauren. TFM.
Your dad is a try-hard tool, Ralph.
Tell me y’all’s favorite fratty brands!
Who the hell are you? Nice submission. Get the fuck out of here.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care. I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege liberal cunts. TFTC.
I need a beer.
I dont care what you guys say, Spidey is pulling a fuckin’ power move.
10 years ago at 1:39 pmYeah, fuck the #fratstar with the dildo instagram pic
10 years ago at 2:52 pmThe power point was such a great move until morons ruined it by having 50 people all dressed the same do it.
10 years ago at 3:01 pmWhere am I bleeding from? “Your face.” Funny as fuck
10 years ago at 3:29 pmhow many times are we gonna see ΦΜΑ on here until someone points out that they’re NF.
10 years ago at 3:42 pmJealousy at its finest, we make the power point sexy!
10 years ago at 4:57 pmIn a co-ed fraternity? Laps for days, goober.
10 years ago at 5:42 pmI’m pretty sure AKL is an all male fraternity. You uneducated swine.
10 years ago at 11:34 amLook at that NF GDI pussy creep fuck making out with a strap on
10 years ago at 5:29 pm“#upwardsof3millionayearinsales” I laughed.
10 years ago at 6:17 pmHodor
10 years ago at 1:35 am“Apache” proves that we are too conservative with the death penalty.
10 years ago at 1:59 amSidebar: Those naturals on McKinney deserve a long engagement
10 years ago at 2:02 amDouble sidebar: By “long engagement” I mean a proper titty fuck.
10 years ago at 2:07 am