FAIL FRIDAY: Shit GDIs Say
Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Jerking off at red lights. TFM.
–Georgia
Did you go to Drivers Ed with Pee-wee Herman?
Chicks are all into vampires these days, so when I go out I put fang caps on my teeth and wear a cape to pull funky ass. TFM.
–Florida
I’m sure that’ll work out for you.
Buff, cut, or no bid. TFM.
–Nevada
Damn right. You can’t have some unfit fucking slug in your frat, bro. Hard bodies only.
Keys are NF, so I got keyless entry and push-to-start installed last week. TFM.
–Michigan
Keys are NF? That’s how you justified those purchases?
6 grams, 7 bros, 8 cases, 9 pizzas, one weekend at the lake. TFM.
–North Carolina
You party like shit.
Hey GEEDS, don’t worry. If you take away my money, cars, boats, education, ability to pee in multiple butts, golf skills, great sense of style, slight drug addiction, huge tolerance for alcohol, great business and law connections and so much more then we are practically the same. TFM.
–Nevada
I just imagined some try-hard $30,000 millionaire at a $20 minimum bet blackjack table in Vegas saying this out loud and threw up on my desk.
I told my friend “Yeah emoticons are fucking stupid” and then texted his girlfriend a winky smiley face. TFM.
–Alabama
I bet you have a tiny winky.
Making our spring pledge class of 15 have an orgy with one disease-infested whorostitute. TFM.
–Texas
Woah. Pump the breaks.
Some guys look at her face first. Some guys look at legs. I wait for her to bend over and then sneak in for a whiff of how that backside smells. She doesn’t notice, and I get everything I need. TFM.
–Kansas
May God have mercy on your soul.
Too Bill Fucking Murray to care. TBFMTC.
–Arkansas
I said I wouldn’t let it happen, but I am. I’m going to have to make this into a t-shirt.
Great turnout at this “Snow Boots and Retard Suits” theme party.
Oh look a couple of fa…WHAT IS THAT THING ON HIS BACK?
Super High Geeds.
Someone took the time to stop and take a picture of this GDI trying to lure girls to his side with balloon animals.
I may not have gotten first comment, but I got first post on FF.
13 years ago at 5:15 pm^Fail
13 years ago at 5:24 pmI can’t believe my submission didn’t make it, Whispering “mine forever” in her ear while cumming inside of her. TFM Thats some bullshit
13 years ago at 5:38 pm^ Fucking this. That should have made it.
13 years ago at 1:38 pmMine was “Getting so drunk you pass out while jerking off and get blue balls. TFM”
13 years ago at 5:30 pmAnd for the record, the first one is from our “Snow Boot it and Toot it:” Party which is a rager every year. Someone just took a photo at like 5pm just to make a funny. That shit got cray later.
13 years ago at 5:16 pmbutthurt? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W30rfoDBsiM
13 years ago at 5:17 pmThere’s a floating winter jacket in that picture. Impressive technology at the TKE house.
13 years ago at 5:17 pmCray? Wtf…
13 years ago at 5:30 pm^^I see what you did there…or I can’t see it?
13 years ago at 8:29 pmwell considering that picture was taken at the UNIVERSITY OF MEMPHIS SIGMA CHI snow-themed party or whatever the heck y’all called it…the fact that you’ve made up a username trying to trick people into thinking that picture was at a TKE party implies you’ve got something to be ashamed of. like a lame party. nice try though. btw, i do think it’s funny this is the 2nd time (that i’ve noticed) the u of m sigma chis have attempted to post something on tfm only to have it put on the fail friday column. bless their hearts.
13 years ago at 7:43 pmYou would think the Memphis Sigs would give up on trying to be cool.
13 years ago at 5:16 pmThem again? Dammit… the first picture?
13 years ago at 5:21 pmYep.
13 years ago at 6:37 pmThe house in the video kind of looked like theirs too. I know they’re my brothers and all but some of the stories about those guys that came back from Tri-Prov were just not good in any way haha. IH.
13 years ago at 7:17 pmYou were at Tri-Prov? Which chapter?
13 years ago at 7:56 pmNope just our exec went. HΓ, you?
13 years ago at 8:30 pmTennessee
13 years ago at 3:17 pmTennessee Martin, my bad.
13 years ago at 3:20 pmI’ve met a few of your guys. Heard ya’ll could use a new house, but with being a relatively newer chapter and all I’m sure ya’ll get there soon. In Hoc!
13 years ago at 11:40 pmIH
13 years ago at 12:17 pmIHSV
13 years ago at 12:50 pmthat picture…… what the fuck……
13 years ago at 5:19 pmOU Lambda in the 5th pic. Thought process “Shit, that fat chick spilled punch on my bed……wait….or I could make it look like a hot one had her period…”
13 years ago at 5:20 pmWhat is that in that pic? I can’t tell.
13 years ago at 5:43 pmSigma Chis at Memphis, what a fucking joke.
13 years ago at 5:29 pmSigma Chi everywhere = a fucking joke.
13 years ago at 5:33 pmTKE is the biggest joke of all..
13 years ago at 11:39 amEverything is huge.. is that jsut me?
13 years ago at 5:47 pmThe second picture’s captions crack me up! Haha
13 years ago at 5:49 pmJust when I thought Sig Chi couldn’t get any gayer…..
13 years ago at 5:50 pmWhats a “Sig Chi”?
13 years ago at 3:17 pmSo much wasted potential on the Shit GDI’s Say video…
13 years ago at 5:52 pmNo laughs.
13 years ago at 12:13 amThe production value was laughable.
13 years ago at 8:16 pm