FAIL FRIDAY: Shit GDIs Say

TFM Intern13 years ago

Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Jerking off at red lights. TFM.
–Georgia

Did you go to Drivers Ed with Pee-wee Herman?

Chicks are all into vampires these days, so when I go out I put fang caps on my teeth and wear a cape to pull funky ass. TFM.
–Florida

I’m sure that’ll work out for you.

Buff, cut, or no bid. TFM.
–Nevada

Damn right. You can’t have some unfit fucking slug in your frat, bro. Hard bodies only.

Keys are NF, so I got keyless entry and push-to-start installed last week. TFM.
–Michigan

Keys are NF? That’s how you justified those purchases?

6 grams, 7 bros, 8 cases, 9 pizzas, one weekend at the lake. TFM.
–North Carolina

You party like shit.

Hey GEEDS, don’t worry. If you take away my money, cars, boats, education, ability to pee in multiple butts, golf skills, great sense of style, slight drug addiction, huge tolerance for alcohol, great business and law connections and so much more then we are practically the same. TFM.
–Nevada

I just imagined some try-hard $30,000 millionaire at a $20 minimum bet blackjack table in Vegas saying this out loud and threw up on my desk.

I told my friend “Yeah emoticons are fucking stupid” and then texted his girlfriend a winky smiley face. TFM.
–Alabama

I bet you have a tiny winky.

Making our spring pledge class of 15 have an orgy with one disease-infested whorostitute. TFM.
–Texas

Woah. Pump the breaks.

Some guys look at her face first. Some guys look at legs. I wait for her to bend over and then sneak in for a whiff of how that backside smells. She doesn’t notice, and I get everything I need. TFM.
–Kansas

May God have mercy on your soul.

Too Bill Fucking Murray to care. TBFMTC.
–Arkansas

I said I wouldn’t let it happen, but I am. I’m going to have to make this into a t-shirt.

Great turnout at this “Snow Boots and Retard Suits” theme party.

Oh look a couple of fa…WHAT IS THAT THING ON HIS BACK?

Super High Geeds.

Someone took the time to stop and take a picture of this GDI trying to lure girls to his side with balloon animals.

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