FAIL FRIDAY: Shit Gets Out of Hand
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Saw my slampiece on the Victoria Secrets show last night. I called her and asked why she wasn’t in the kitchen. TFM.
–Nebraska

No, no you didn’t.

Using the fishing hook on your hat after you forgot the tackle box at home. TFM.
–Florida

Everyone knows you’re the ultimate fisherman with no friends when you rock a hat with a fucking fish hook on it.

Making relatives from the other side of the family leave a funeral and change because they were wearing either cargo pants, braided belts, or zip up ties. TFM.
–North Carolina

I’m sorry for your loss, but I’d rather be dead than hang with your NF family.

If she’s old enough to pee then she’s old enough for me. TFM.
–Indiana

Your entire family, and most of the community, is disturbed by you.

Slamming through the dick pain. TFM.
–Georgia

Don’t let that extreme case of chaffing keep your from getting it in.

I’m not a legacy, because my dad was the first guy at an all girl school. They didn’t have any fraternities on campus, because there were only a few males on campus. He got in because my grandfather donated so much money to the school. TFM.
–North Carolina

No amount of explanation could validate this guy’s existence.

Blowing your load in a girl’s ass before you go down on it. What good is tossing salad without ranch? TFM.
–Oklahoma

Ranch can make almost any meal more enjoyable. But this one? No.

Giving your hot cousin the shocker after the rest of your family trypto-passes the fuck out. TFM.
–Florida

What about your creepy Aunt that stays awake and watches?

Buying a table from Walmart to play pong on in my dorm room for a night then returning it the next day for a full refund. TFM.
-South Carolina

Total Welfare Move.

My GDI roommate is wicked annoying. Whenever he speaks out of line I point my inferred laser pen into his eye and remind him that GDIs only speak when spoken too. I employ similar tactics on my dog. TFM.
-Connecticut

You couldn’t pay me to hang out with this guy.


I guess the bathroom was occupied, so he threw in a fat lip and shit a brick in a bowl.


I bet she looked like a 10 the night before.


This is what happens when a dumbass tries to pack a can. What the fuck is he wearing?


“These chicks aren’t into us, bro. Fuck it. Come here.”


Sometimes you party hard and shit gets out of hand.

Georgia goes for LSU’s jugular and fails horribly. There’s a little person with an afro towards the end:

  4. Fratstar Runner

    The guy with the suspenders went IN on that video.

    Also I guess we found the guy who banged the tranny from the fail friday a few weeks ago.

    13 years ago at 3:04 pm
  6. Fraturally Light

    Anyone else think the “bowl” is actually a block of ice? There’s water all over the floor…

    13 years ago at 3:34 pm
  7. TotalKappaError

    Wow I didn’t know Georgia had a TKE chapter. However it’s obvious after watching that embarrassing video that they do.

    13 years ago at 3:53 pm
    2. CharlesRoyFratkinson

      When Piker rags on Pike, he doesn’t go over the top, he actually makes people think he’s a Pike and it’s legitimately funny at times. However, you sound like you couldn’t even get a bid from one of our bottom tier chapters (and yes I acknowledge that we have an unfortunate amount of them because our Nationals will grant a charter to anyone that asks). That or you depledged like a pussy. Either way, you put in way too much effort hating TKE and it’s sad to watch

      13 years ago at 6:21 pm
    4. Irrfrational

      I see SECGreek comment on everything saying all these fratty things that he and his chapter do, and I know for a fact that TKE has the weirdest kids on campus and accomplishes none of these claims. Like they are the ones who talk to themselves in public. They are without a doubt worse than being a GDI. I find it humorous that he lies like it’s his damn job on this website. TotalKappaError, you may continue to make this guy realize that his chapter is the laughing stock of GDIs and greek life.

      13 years ago at 12:28 am
    5. SECGreek

      ^You make me laugh. “Fratty things”? why are you so butthurt irrfrational? You are the biggest gaping pussy this site has ever seen, and the amount of effort you put into attacking me, and more importantly my Chapter, is entertaining. While you were writing this cute little rant in your freshman dorm, I was downtown with fellow brothers and Greeks having a hell of a time. Talk about jealousy.

      Following what Charles said, We black-balled a few people this year, one of them being a double legacy. It’s starting to sound like you were one of them.

      13 years ago at 12:13 pm
    7. Irrfrational

      First off, I’m a junior. Second, whenever I check this site I always see you comment on everything making claims of how TKE at UGA participates in top tier activities. I laugh every time. I have no doubt in my mind that your chapter is the worst chapter at any SEC school. You bid anyone that steps within a mile radius of your house. You can lie all you want, but it’s obvious to you and me both that you have the weirdest kids I have ever seen. Third, I do not “attack” you. I simply say that your lies making it seem like TKE is even close to respectable are humorously inaccurate.

      13 years ago at 8:04 pm