FAIL FRIDAY: Sigma Boner
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going to Starbucks and ordering a frattuchino. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s dangerous. Those hipsters at Starbucks will cut you.
Caught my old man watching the presidence speach. Took him around back and beat his old geed ass for watching that flaming liberal. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re not good at spelling.
Capturing the waft of a unkempt vagina in a water bottle, and proceeding to put it in your roommate’s locker. TFM.
-Anonymous
Classic prank. Everybody has done this one.
Pounding her through the bunk-bed and into hell. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s some pretty intense intercourse, there.
Pops handing you his college blanket with a smirk, and then you proceeding to bang on it for the rest of the semester. TFM.
-Anonymous
He was smirking because he hates you and it’s covered in smallpox.
Yo on the real I’m a lil turnt but I just wanted to say I fuckn love u guys. TFM.
-Anonymous
Get the hell out of here with your feelings and emotions and turntness.
Being known campus-wide as Fred, due to all the frat head you’ve received over the course of your college career. #TFMofTheDay #SoCollege #FredMe
-Anonymous
What the shit.
Telling a girl to sit on your face because your nose itches from blasting so much blow off the most YOLO of rush titties that happen to be double D’s and not the little gum drop bullshit the rest of these frats pull. TfuckingFM
-Anonymous
Everyone knows if your nose itches the best way to scratch it is with a beautiful babe sitting on your face.
Told the slam to come over and fondle my sausage, came over wearing lingerie and was disappointed when I just wanted her to eat the breakfast I just made her. What else did she think? Its a TFM..
-Anonymous
You’re the consummate gentleman.
Pulling out and excreting onto your frut (frat gut) and making her do a body shot with it. TFM.
-Anonymous
I just vomited all over my laptop.
Don’t pass out around this dude’s friends.
Super Geed.
I respect that hair.
Matching shirts! Frat!
Faces of blackout.
Da fuq?
Do less. Do way, way less.
Better to go too hard than not go at all.
Man down.
Look at the dude in the background on his phone like “Psshhh it’s not even that big.”
A little disapointed that this isn’t just a compilation of coedcutie’s posts
12 years ago at 1:50 pm“Ok, can I ask you something right now? What would make you say something hurtful like that. You don’t even know me.”
12 years ago at 11:19 amSigma Chi coming in hot this week!
12 years ago at 1:51 pmVery disappointing, to say the least.
12 years ago at 2:05 pmSo hot, haha. Eh, you win some, you lose some.
12 years ago at 2:21 pmSigma Chi, so hot right now, Sigma Chi.
12 years ago at 2:26 pmI fucking hate those ass clowns in sigma chi. They’re almost as bad as TKE
12 years ago at 2:44 pmWhere the fuck is the next Frat Romance Novel, Bacon?!? Damn, you suck so fucking much.
12 years ago at 1:52 pmThe Sigma Boner on the left doesn’t even look old enough to be in a high school fraternity.
12 years ago at 1:52 pmAs always….damn proud to be a Sig.
12 years ago at 1:53 pmAm I the only one that imagines Allen as some of the larger people in the photos?
12 years ago at 1:54 pmwhat college student has a locker?
12 years ago at 1:54 pm“Everyone knows if your nose itches the best way to scratch it is with a beautiful babe sitting on your face.”
Actually, yes, that would be the best way possible to scratch your nose.
12 years ago at 1:54 pmThe shaming in that first picture is legendary.
12 years ago at 1:55 pmWhat the fuck happened to PA Guy?
12 years ago at 1:55 pmOr guy who wears sperrys?
12 years ago at 2:06 pmSome shit happened at new years party. It involved a lot of Dorn and Bacon masturbating in the bathroom and me getting lots of strange from Hot Piece, Post Grad and the Intern
12 years ago at 2:59 pm