FAIL FRIDAY: Sigma Boner
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going to Starbucks and ordering a frattuchino. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s dangerous. Those hipsters at Starbucks will cut you.
Caught my old man watching the presidence speach. Took him around back and beat his old geed ass for watching that flaming liberal. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re not good at spelling.
Capturing the waft of a unkempt vagina in a water bottle, and proceeding to put it in your roommate’s locker. TFM.
-Anonymous
Classic prank. Everybody has done this one.
Pounding her through the bunk-bed and into hell. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s some pretty intense intercourse, there.
Pops handing you his college blanket with a smirk, and then you proceeding to bang on it for the rest of the semester. TFM.
-Anonymous
He was smirking because he hates you and it’s covered in smallpox.
Yo on the real I’m a lil turnt but I just wanted to say I fuckn love u guys. TFM.
-Anonymous
Get the hell out of here with your feelings and emotions and turntness.
Being known campus-wide as Fred, due to all the frat head you’ve received over the course of your college career. #TFMofTheDay #SoCollege #FredMe
-Anonymous
What the shit.
Telling a girl to sit on your face because your nose itches from blasting so much blow off the most YOLO of rush titties that happen to be double D’s and not the little gum drop bullshit the rest of these frats pull. TfuckingFM
-Anonymous
Everyone knows if your nose itches the best way to scratch it is with a beautiful babe sitting on your face.
Told the slam to come over and fondle my sausage, came over wearing lingerie and was disappointed when I just wanted her to eat the breakfast I just made her. What else did she think? Its a TFM..
-Anonymous
You’re the consummate gentleman.
Pulling out and excreting onto your frut (frat gut) and making her do a body shot with it. TFM.
-Anonymous
I just vomited all over my laptop.
Don’t pass out around this dude’s friends.
Super Geed.
I respect that hair.
Matching shirts! Frat!
Faces of blackout.
Da fuq?
Do less. Do way, way less.
Better to go too hard than not go at all.
Man down.
Look at the dude in the background on his phone like “Psshhh it’s not even that big.”
12 years ago at 1:57 pmGet that shit off of this site.
12 years ago at 2:07 pm
12 years ago at 2:13 pmAm I the only one that doesn’t get this stupid shit?
12 years ago at 2:17 pmI’m with you
12 years ago at 2:21 pmi think that is the point, it is so dumb that it is funny
12 years ago at 3:36 pmIt’s not though. At all.
12 years ago at 3:39 pmI fuckin’ love The Doge.
12 years ago at 2:57 pmWATCH OUT GUYS WE GOT SOME ONE WHO IS TOO COOL FOR THE INTERNET OVER HERE!
12 years ago at 2:08 ambetter chaser here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQzmeZYEAuk
12 years ago at 3:03 pmTrap comeups
12 years ago at 6:21 pmLOLOLOL ROFLCOPTER #TFM!!!
12 years ago at 3:04 pmToo many naked dudes.
12 years ago at 2:00 pm*There can never me too many naked dudes
12 years ago at 2:35 pm“It’s raining men, halleluja!”
12 years ago at 11:04 amThat first picture is going to haunt me in my dreams for the rest of eternity.
12 years ago at 2:01 pmSub par intern too many naked dudes. Step it up
12 years ago at 2:02 pmSo, you’re telling me that it took until 3 P.M. to compile “ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right.”? No wonder you couldn’t get a job somewhere else
12 years ago at 2:04 pmShe wants the D is a banger.
12 years ago at 2:10 pm“Yo sista: I want the D”
12 years ago at 2:18 pmIs that Johnny Football In the 4th photo on the second page on the left?
12 years ago at 2:11 pmFedorable Parkour was hilarious
12 years ago at 2:14 pmThe sheer number of naked young men here makes me think Dorn had a part in choosing today’s selections.
12 years ago at 2:16 pmlap me all day but fedorable parkour was fuckin hilarious
12 years ago at 2:21 pmFratdoras, TFrankSinatraM.
12 years ago at 6:55 pm