FAIL FRIDAY: Sigma Boner

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going to Starbucks and ordering a frattuchino. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s dangerous. Those hipsters at Starbucks will cut you.

Caught my old man watching the presidence speach. Took him around back and beat his old geed ass for watching that flaming liberal. TFM.
-Anonymous

You’re not good at spelling.

Capturing the waft of a unkempt vagina in a water bottle, and proceeding to put it in your roommate’s locker. TFM.
-Anonymous

Classic prank. Everybody has done this one.

Pounding her through the bunk-bed and into hell. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s some pretty intense intercourse, there.

Pops handing you his college blanket with a smirk, and then you proceeding to bang on it for the rest of the semester. TFM.
-Anonymous

He was smirking because he hates you and it’s covered in smallpox.

Yo on the real I’m a lil turnt but I just wanted to say I fuckn love u guys. TFM.
-Anonymous

Get the hell out of here with your feelings and emotions and turntness.

Being known campus-wide as Fred, due to all the frat head you’ve received over the course of your college career. #TFMofTheDay #SoCollege #FredMe
-Anonymous

What the shit.

Telling a girl to sit on your face because your nose itches from blasting so much blow off the most YOLO of rush titties that happen to be double D’s and not the little gum drop bullshit the rest of these frats pull. TfuckingFM
-Anonymous

Everyone knows if your nose itches the best way to scratch it is with a beautiful babe sitting on your face.

Told the slam to come over and fondle my sausage, came over wearing lingerie and was disappointed when I just wanted her to eat the breakfast I just made her. What else did she think? Its a TFM..
-Anonymous

You’re the consummate gentleman.

Pulling out and excreting onto your frut (frat gut) and making her do a body shot with it. TFM.
-Anonymous

I just vomited all over my laptop.

Don’t pass out around this dude’s friends.

Super Geed.

I respect that hair.

Matching shirts! Frat!

Faces of blackout.

Da fuq?

Do less. Do way, way less.

Better to go too hard than not go at all.

Man down.

Look at the dude in the background on his phone like “Psshhh it’s not even that big.”