FAIL FRIDAY: Sinning In Summer

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 4 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Making her sign a contract that says she won’t poop on formal. TFM.

It’s just a couple days I’m sure she can hold it.

Couldn’t stop laughing during my grandpas 69th birthday party hahahahaha. TFM.

How stoned were you then and how stoned are you now?

My U-Haul caught on fire moving home from college after some asshole didn’t secure a mattress tightly on his truck, and I could not switch lanes in time, so I ran over it. The mattress caught on fire which caught all my shit on fire and lost about 3/4 of my clothes and all my Sperries (plus a beer bong). Please donate so I do not have to wear cargos from my freshman year of high school. I have a video of the blazing inferno but will not allow me to post it. TFM.

Fuck off you poor.

Inserting your finger where she farts from while she’s awake. TFM.

You people are so weird.

Using cocaine on your French toast instead of powder sugar. TFM.

I think you might have a drug problem.

Renting out your throat to your bro’s so you can pay your dues. TFM.

Gross dude wtf.

Throwing 5 inches or less parties at your frat house. TFM.

Sad thing is I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or he gets the double meaning.

Showing up to the house a few years after graduating and having pledges come up to you and say, “We’ve heard about you, we don’t want any trouble.” TFM.

You gave bids to the wrong dudes.

Drawing yourself a nice warm bath. TFM.

What is a TFM? I don’t even know anymore.

Always having a cracked phone screen despite having more than enough money to replace it. TFM.

Shows how hard you party! Right brah?

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Let it all out, babe.
Let it all out, babe.
You got stacked so good bro!
You got stacked so good bro!
Really Im the plug.
Really I’m the plug.
What in the sweet name of fuck?
What in the sweet name of fuck?
Kick your own asses.
Kick your own asses.
Thats gonna leave a mark.
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Freakin geeds, man.
Freakin’ geeds, man.
Be less of a cheese dick.
Be less of a cheese dick.
Sometimes youre naked and hungry.
Sometimes you’re naked and hungry.
You dishonor your families.
You dishonor your families.
Now THATS what I call a party!
Now THAT’S what I call a party!
#GooberSquad
#GooberSquad
Thats not how you smoke a cigarette lawlz!
That’s not how you smoke a cigarette lawlz!
When the beat drops.
When the beat drops.
You KNOW these guys fuck.
You KNOW these guys fuck.
Man down.
Man down.
 Just open the goddamn beer like a normal person.
Just open the goddamn beer like a normal person.
WTF are you wearing, son?
WTF are you wearing, son?
This Pokemon shit has gone too far.
This Pokemon shit has gone too far.
You're facing the wrong way, idiot.
You’re facing the wrong way, idiot.

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Incorporating fireworks into your hazing routine. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  1. CalamariTuesday

    The guy wasn’t opening his beer with the iron….he was pouring beer into it.

    9 years ago at 2:01 pm
    1. FrayettevilleLegend

      Thank you. That’s what I thought. I bet that asshole smells awful.

      9 years ago at 2:03 pm
    1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

      Magikarp -> Gyrados

      Through a little pledging you turn a worthless sack of shit into a raging alpha.

      9 years ago at 2:11 pm
      1. thaisticktony

        Honestly it’s probably charmander to charmeleon to Charizard.

        You start as a pussy but have promise, became a well to do brother who kills it, before you morph into the 5th year senior who fucks shit up and doesn’t listen to anyone.

        9 years ago at 2:22 pm
      2. DornFromMajorLeague

        Surprisingly well thought out answers. I’d throw Snorlax into the mix for the killer dad bod and his tendency to just pass out wherever the fuck he feels like it

        9 years ago at 2:52 pm
      3. BobMotherFuckingBarker

        I would throw lickatung in there. Could be the best like no one ever was at munching box

        9 years ago at 8:16 pm
  2. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Amazing timing on the boat pic. Driver is probably one of the idiots that has submitted a crashed golf cart pic in prior FF

    9 years ago at 2:18 pm
    1. Ramsay Bolton

      Driver of that boat looks really tan… Too tan to own or operate a boat

      9 years ago at 4:40 pm
    2. Deadlift27

      I would like to know how he managed to do that. The lake looks too calm to go under a wave

      9 years ago at 5:08 pm
  3. thevaginator

    The fact that you all posted a Wally and an Ask Intern Shit Dick article in the same day is the real Fail Friday

    9 years ago at 2:38 pm
  4. FratShannon69

    Did anyone else notice the guy in blue trunks who seems to have a full blown erection next to the kiddie pool full of dudes?

    9 years ago at 2:44 pm
      1. FratShannon69

        Anchorman came out when these high schoolers were in elementary school.

        9 years ago at 7:03 am