FAIL FRIDAY: Sinning In Summer
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 4 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Making her sign a contract that says she won’t poop on formal. TFM.
It’s just a couple days I’m sure she can hold it.
Couldn’t stop laughing during my grandpas 69th birthday party hahahahaha. TFM.
How stoned were you then and how stoned are you now?
My U-Haul caught on fire moving home from college after some asshole didn’t secure a mattress tightly on his truck, and I could not switch lanes in time, so I ran over it. The mattress caught on fire which caught all my shit on fire and lost about 3/4 of my clothes and all my Sperries (plus a beer bong). Please donate so I do not have to wear cargos from my freshman year of high school. I have a video of the blazing inferno but will not allow me to post it. TFM.
Fuck off you poor.
Inserting your finger where she farts from while she’s awake. TFM.
You people are so weird.
Using cocaine on your French toast instead of powder sugar. TFM.
I think you might have a drug problem.
Renting out your throat to your bro’s so you can pay your dues. TFM.
Gross dude wtf.
Throwing 5 inches or less parties at your frat house. TFM.
Sad thing is I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or he gets the double meaning.
Showing up to the house a few years after graduating and having pledges come up to you and say, “We’ve heard about you, we don’t want any trouble.” TFM.
You gave bids to the wrong dudes.
Drawing yourself a nice warm bath. TFM.
What is a TFM? I don’t even know anymore.
Always having a cracked phone screen despite having more than enough money to replace it. TFM.
Shows how hard you party! Right brah?
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The guy wasn’t opening his beer with the iron….he was pouring beer into it.
9 years ago at 2:01 pmThank you. That’s what I thought. I bet that asshole smells awful.
9 years ago at 2:03 pmNot knowing how to iron your own clothes. TFM?
9 years ago at 2:27 pmIroning clothes. TSM
9 years ago at 5:10 pmYou know who doesn’t iron their clothes? Poor people.
9 years ago at 5:38 pmYou know who irons their own clothes? Poor people.
9 years ago at 8:18 pmMost frat Pokemon? Thoughts?
9 years ago at 2:10 pmMagikarp -> Gyrados
Through a little pledging you turn a worthless sack of shit into a raging alpha.
9 years ago at 2:11 pmHonestly it’s probably charmander to charmeleon to Charizard.
You start as a pussy but have promise, became a well to do brother who kills it, before you morph into the 5th year senior who fucks shit up and doesn’t listen to anyone.
9 years ago at 2:22 pmSurprisingly well thought out answers. I’d throw Snorlax into the mix for the killer dad bod and his tendency to just pass out wherever the fuck he feels like it
9 years ago at 2:52 pmI would throw lickatung in there. Could be the best like no one ever was at munching box
9 years ago at 8:16 pmWe all know it isn’t Lickitung! OK, sorry, I’ll see myself out.
9 years ago at 3:26 pmIf you knew it was bad then why’d you still say it….
9 years ago at 5:24 pmJynx for racially insensitive costume parties.
9 years ago at 12:09 amThis is way behind my morning shit intern.
9 years ago at 2:15 pmAmazing timing on the boat pic. Driver is probably one of the idiots that has submitted a crashed golf cart pic in prior FF
9 years ago at 2:18 pmDriver of that boat looks really tan… Too tan to own or operate a boat
9 years ago at 4:40 pmI would like to know how he managed to do that. The lake looks too calm to go under a wave
9 years ago at 5:08 pm“I’m so glad the Ask Intern Smallpox column is back” – no one
9 years ago at 2:25 pmThe fact that you all posted a Wally and an Ask Intern Shit Dick article in the same day is the real Fail Friday
9 years ago at 2:38 pmDid anyone else notice the guy in blue trunks who seems to have a full blown erection next to the kiddie pool full of dudes?
9 years ago at 2:44 pmNo I think you’re the only one checking out the guys’ erections.
9 years ago at 4:13 pmIt’s an optical illusion
9 years ago at 4:54 pmPuzzled by the lack of respect for the Ron Burgandy quote
9 years ago at 1:11 pmAnchorman came out when these high schoolers were in elementary school.
9 years ago at 7:03 amIt’s all fun and games until you see someone you know.
9 years ago at 3:10 pmIs this a new intern? this sucked more than usual
9 years ago at 3:12 pmIntern Syphilis got roasted by a high schooler
9 years ago at 3:18 pm