FAIL FRIDAY: Sinning In Summer
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 4 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Making her sign a contract that says she won’t poop on formal. TFM.
It’s just a couple days I’m sure she can hold it.
Couldn’t stop laughing during my grandpas 69th birthday party hahahahaha. TFM.
How stoned were you then and how stoned are you now?
My U-Haul caught on fire moving home from college after some asshole didn’t secure a mattress tightly on his truck, and I could not switch lanes in time, so I ran over it. The mattress caught on fire which caught all my shit on fire and lost about 3/4 of my clothes and all my Sperries (plus a beer bong). Please donate so I do not have to wear cargos from my freshman year of high school. I have a video of the blazing inferno but will not allow me to post it. TFM.
Fuck off you poor.
Inserting your finger where she farts from while she’s awake. TFM.
You people are so weird.
Using cocaine on your French toast instead of powder sugar. TFM.
I think you might have a drug problem.
Renting out your throat to your bro’s so you can pay your dues. TFM.
Gross dude wtf.
Throwing 5 inches or less parties at your frat house. TFM.
Sad thing is I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or he gets the double meaning.
Showing up to the house a few years after graduating and having pledges come up to you and say, “We’ve heard about you, we don’t want any trouble.” TFM.
You gave bids to the wrong dudes.
Drawing yourself a nice warm bath. TFM.
What is a TFM? I don’t even know anymore.
Always having a cracked phone screen despite having more than enough money to replace it. TFM.
Shows how hard you party! Right brah?
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Who the hell is liking the Intern Sydney articles???
9 years ago at 3:32 pmDorn, Boosh, Wally, Sibling, Holt
9 years ago at 8:21 pmBlonde in the last picture could get it.
9 years ago at 4:11 pmFlat Bill and composite guy is the same person. Imagine being on Fail Friday twice in one week.
9 years ago at 4:15 pmHoly shit. That kid just needs to end it all now.
9 years ago at 4:26 pmHow much makeup is he wearing in the composit pic.
9 years ago at 8:58 amIntern Wes>intern Sydney
9 years ago at 4:39 pmI would like more information on the boat crashing picture.
9 years ago at 4:49 pmIf enjoying a naked capri sun is wrong then i don’t wanna be right
9 years ago at 5:11 pmDamn that beta fuckstick made it on there twice. Congrats goober
9 years ago at 6:53 pmBeta Theta Pi continues to prove why they are the shittiest fraternity in the country
9 years ago at 7:55 pmI’m back sluts. I’ve crawled out of my comment-basement because today I noticed that after I didn’t fucking read any of your shit-ass-hand-picked question, Sydney, you disabled comments on there; so without further ado, this will stand as my comment. Fuck you. #FreeFrabst?
9 years ago at 7:58 pmThe U haul kid can set up a Go Fund Me and I guarantee some of his freshman friends will chip in.
9 years ago at 9:48 pm