FAIL FRIDAY: Skiing Indoors In The Summer

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Tailgating the local high school football game to get ready for college season. TFM.

Everybody does this, right?

Always winning at frock, paper, scissors. TFM.

Nothing beats frock.

Getting a bid solely based on the huge dip you have in your mouth. TFM.

Sounds like you joined a really special chapter.

Going up to the fattest unsuspecting girl at the party and flipping her over and yelling, “COW TIPPING!” TFM.

Well that’s not very nice.

Rushing Kappa Sigma at Northeastern State is the way to go! Best Fraternity in the World!

Didn’t even try to disguise it as a TFM. Something tells me it’s not the best fraternity in the world.

Keep Calm and Rush Kappa Sigma!

Damn it, man. Go away.

Getting a tattoo of your fraternity’s letters on your dick so that you literally have a frock. TFM.

That’s dedication.

Touching your slams anus with your anus. TFM.

Going ass-to-ass with your girl is frat.

Accountant slam measured my frock. It took her a couple days to crunch all the numbers. TFM.

You’re sick in the head.

Having sex with the campus crack whore just to score some prime rush tits. TFM.

Every campus has a crack whore.

You gotta stop with this shit.
You gotta stop with this shit.
What a clown.
What a clown.
Mr. Gold Watch called you a chode.
Mr. Gold Watch called you a chode.
Unsettling.
Unsettling.
#selfie #bffl #Hawaiian #frat
#selfie #bffl #Hawaiian #frat
Really giving off that "classically cool and confident" vibe.
Really giving off that “classically cool and confident” vibe.
Bid.
Bid.
Even the infant is disgusted by all of you.
Even the infant is disgusted by all of you.
We all know the "Gamma Delta Iota" joke, but letters on your car?
We all know the “Gamma Delta Iota” joke, but letters on your car?
Well thats no good.
Well that’s no good.
Slopsters just sloppin' around.
Slopsters just sloppin’ around.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Sometimes you just gotta get in the shower after pissing yourself.
Sometimes you just gotta get in the shower after pissing yourself.
That toilet is about to fuck him hard.
That toilet is about to fuck him hard.
What's with the huge-testicled squirrel in the background?
What’s with the huge-testicled squirrel in the background?
Peter Pan pledge will tinker your bells.
Peter Pan pledge will tinker your bells.
Sisterhood. TSM.
Sisterhood. TSM.
Room is looking great, guy. Really coming together.
Room is looking great, guy. Really coming together.
Just a pit stop.
Just a pit stop.
Odds are I would not enjoy hanging out with you gentlemen.
Odds are I would not enjoy hanging out with you gentlemen.

Frat Ski Fail

Sigma Phi Epsilon Extreme Grape Catching

Drunk Backflip

Chaser

  1. StudlyAtEverything

    Intern, you lazy piece of shit. You already have that chaser video posted. Do better.

    10 years ago at 11:53 am
      1. Fratstand

        Don’t see why I got lapped. He was from Pinecrest, Miami I have friends that went to the same temple as him, but sure be a complete assholes cause you’re tftc right?

        10 years ago at 1:10 pm
      2. ZeteNJ

        So things are offensive now when they have a vague connection to you or your community? Got it.

        10 years ago at 2:32 pm
      3. Fratstand

        cause they have a connection to my country and I don’t take jokes about tragedy lightly

        10 years ago at 4:18 pm
      4. NativeFloridaCracker

        “Fratstand
        Dorn relieves stress with the kids in his basement”

        Yet you write this about Dorn, who is a fellow American.

        10 years ago at 6:52 pm
      5. Fratstand

        There’s a real big difference between a man getting his head cut off and a joke about Dorn who didn’t suffer a major act of terrorism and doesn’t participate in pedophilia

        10 years ago at 9:59 pm
      6. NativeFloridaCracker

        Now you’re just splitting hairs here. Joke or not you are libeling against his character. But rationalize your inconsistent beliefs however you want.

        10 years ago at 5:22 am
      7. Bologna_fratter

        Joking about brave, innocent American civilians being brutally murdered by extremist Muslim terrorists… I’m not sure how this is funny, and am pretty concerned with the psychological well being of the at least 106 people that thought this was clever

        10 years ago at 5:41 pm
      8. DrShooterMcGavz

        Because “Decency” is clearly spelled out on our charter crest.

        Dweeb.

        10 years ago at 4:02 pm
      9. oobadah

        You’ve used the ISIS beheading stuff as a joke multiple times. At least come up with some new shit.

        10 years ago at 8:35 pm
    1. MastersTFM

      If you are going to verbally assault the intern, please do so in a manner that we can all enjoy.
      See: Virginia Gentleman above^

      10 years ago at 12:04 pm
  2. Reagonomics_

    That mirror selfie has been burned into my mind. Seriously, what the fuck is that thing?

    10 years ago at 11:58 am
    1. FrattyTrappings

      Kappa Kappa Psi is a band “fraternity.” Ergo, it’s a band nerd, so I’m not really surprised.

      10 years ago at 12:41 pm
  3. HouseChef_TFM

    Intern, you either post this before 11am or after 1pm, not within fifteen minutes of lunchtime. You worthless asshole, can’t you respect a man’s mealtime?

    10 years ago at 11:58 am
  4. Its_Fraturday

    In states where your mother and father aren’t related some people actually have fun at high school games too fucking intern. Well actually, I guess they do play football in Alabama too. #RollTide

    10 years ago at 12:01 pm
  5. beer_in_hand

    Intern i expect this to be posted at least three times sooner next week or i will ram my arm so far up your ass, work you like a puppet, then fingerblast your mother through your mouth.

    10 years ago at 12:02 pm